What Did Alignment Ever Do to You?

[TriOmegaZero]

It stole my house, burned my car, raped my dog, and killed my wife.

And then it said mean things about me. On the Internet.

[JMD031]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

It stole my house, burned my car, raped my dog, and killed my wife.

And then it said mean things about me. On the Internet.

You should write a country song about it.

[dunelord3001]

It would have killed his Mama instead, avoided calling him by his name, burned his truck, got him put in jail, and let town on a train; all while it was raining.

[Little Timmy]

It peed in my Cheerios. Then it peed in my doggie's Cheerios.

[JMD031]

Alignment! Huah!

Good God!

What is it good for?

[Ranch Dretching]

It turned me into a newt!
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I got worse...

[Seriously Broken]

Alignment rode me long and hard, treated me like an object, then sent me off my rocker.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

"YOU KILL MY FAZZA ENT MY MAZZA! YOU STEAL MY FAZZA'S SWOOOOAD!"

[Cuchulainn]

Well, it has kept my car from wobbling when I drive it. That's something.

[LazarX]

JMD031 wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

It stole my house, burned my car, raped my dog, and killed my wife.

And then it said mean things about me. On the Internet.

You should write a country song about it.

That would be a Blues song... Country song writers shoot their own women and dogs. :)

[dunelord3001]

LazarX wrote:

That would be a Blues song... Country song writers shoot their own women and dogs. :)

And a man in Reno.

[JMD031]

LazarX wrote:

JMD031 wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

It stole my house, burned my car, raped my dog, and killed my wife.

And then it said mean things about me. On the Internet.

You should write a country song about it.

That would be a Blues song... Country song writers shoot their own women and dogs. :)

Whatever. He should write a song about how alignment done did him wrong.