So, who's busily cobbling the slash fic to go with the nude pics?I wrote some Eldritch Knight Seltyiel and Magus Seltyiel slashfic a while back.
People told me I was doing it wrong though.
:(
they hacked through like a dozen guards. How can it possibly get any slashier than that?
Three words.
Dwarven.
Barbarian.
Blender.
(alternately, Bite-sized Battleraging Berserker, but that's cheating with hyphenation and compound words - it's still slashtastic, and hairy for good measure unless it catches fire)
Added. This is a great day.
There is another one up now.
Cool.
Well I guess now we know what Valeros' Charisma score is worth "under the hood" so to speak.
But is it enough to silence those who kibitzed about Ye Olde Double Standard?
If the overt organ isn't enough to shut their mouths, maybe the artist in question will need to do a forced perspective closeup with a hint of partner on the side, captioned with 'IS THIS ENOUGH COMPENSATION FOR YOU?!?'
Well I guess now we know what Valeros' Charisma score is worth "under the hood" so to speak.But is it enough to silence those who kibitzed about Ye Olde Double Standard?
If the overt organ isn't enough to shut their mouths, maybe the artist in question will need to do a forced perspective closeup with a hint of partner on the side, captioned with 'IS THIS ENOUGH COMPENSATION FOR YOU?!?'
LOL!
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Wow, after finally remembering to check.
That's just downright WAFFy right there. I D'AWWED. Again.
I'm sold on this couple completely now, unless Paizo sinks the ship by revealing Imrijka is exclusively homosexual in her bio.
In which case her choices come down to Alahazra or Kyra for maximum D'AW. Eroticism be damned, the D'AW is what's important!
Wow, after finally remembering to check.
That's just downright WAFFy right there. I D'AWWED. Again.
I'm sold on this couple completely now, unless Paizo sinks the ship by revealing Imrijka is exclusively homosexual in her bio.
In which case her choices come down to Alahazra or Kyra for maximum D'AW. Eroticism be damned, the D'AW is what's important!
Alahazra...god...Seoni will always be hot, but Alahazra will always be my favorite my beloved tsundere Kyra. I wonder if Alahazra is tsundere as well?
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Alahazra...god...Seoni will always be hot, but Alahazra will always be my favorite my beloved tsundere Kyra. I wonder if Alahazra is tsundere as well?Wow, after finally remembering to check.
That's just downright WAFFy right there. I D'AWWED. Again.
I'm sold on this couple completely now, unless Paizo sinks the ship by revealing Imrijka is exclusively homosexual in her bio.
In which case her choices come down to Alahazra or Kyra for maximum D'AW. Eroticism be damned, the D'AW is what's important!
OH GODS DOUBLE TSUNDERE.
"S...s-stupid oracle, I'm only holding you to guide you due to your blindness..."
"S-s-stupid oracle!? You are the stupid one, holding me like that when I can get around just fine, without a God's help. I'm only letting you touch me because you feel obligated..." *under her breath* "...and your hands are nice and soft..."
Once you go Green, you'll always be keen.
IMHO, the only way this could've been improved (aside, arguably, from some tumescence) was if Valeros was wearing The Hat... >:-D
Cheers, JohnH / Wanda
"See? I told you that oil of slipperiness would prove useful for something one day..."
:innocent:
Cheers, JohnH / Wanda
Alahazra...god...Seoni will always be hot, but Alahazra will always be my favorite my beloved tsundere Kyra. I wonder if Alahazra is tsundere as well?Wow, after finally remembering to check.
That's just downright WAFFy right there. I D'AWWED. Again.
I'm sold on this couple completely now, unless Paizo sinks the ship by revealing Imrijka is exclusively homosexual in her bio.
In which case her choices come down to Alahazra or Kyra for maximum D'AW. Eroticism be damned, the D'AW is what's important!
OH GODS DOUBLE TSUNDERE.
"S...s-stupid oracle, I'm only holding you to guide you due to your blindness..."
"S-s-stupid oracle!? You are the stupid one, holding me like that when I can get around just fine, without a God's help. I'm only letting you touch me because you feel obligated..." *under her breath* "...and your hands are nice and soft..."
Truly a thing of beauty.
Well I guess now we know what Valeros' Charisma score is worth "under the hood" so to speak.
In situations such as these, Charisma is not nearly as important as Dexterity, Intelligence, and, in some cases, Constitution.
Just sayin'.
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OH GODS DOUBLE TSUNDERE.
"S...s-stupid oracle, I'm only holding you to guide you due to your blindness..."
"S-s-stupid oracle!? You are the stupid one, holding me like that when I can get around just fine, without a God's help. I'm only letting you touch me because you feel obligated..." *under her breath* "...and your hands are nice and soft..."
Oh wow.
And then you get into the whole "you only like me because you can't see what I really look like" anxiety and then the tearful face-touching reassurance scene...
OH GODS DOUBLE TSUNDERE.
"S...s-stupid oracle, I'm only holding you to guide you due to your blindness..."
"S-s-stupid oracle!? You are the stupid one, holding me like that when I can get around just fine, without a God's help. I'm only letting you touch me because you feel obligated..." *under her breath* "...and your hands are nice and soft..."
Oh wow.
And then you get into the whole "you only like me because you can't see what I really look like" anxiety and then the tearful face-touching reassurance scene...
I'm more thinking the moment of where it's the touching of face, the drawing closer, one pushing the other's turban away, while the other pushes back the headdress of the first, and as headgear falls away and hair is liberated the lips just-shy of brush against each other, eyes drifting closed...
...and Feiya busts in on them all 'HAY GIRLZ WATZ GOIN ON IN THIS ROOM?'
Which puts the two back at odds.
Admittedly, I know Feiya's not been profiled out in a Meet the Iconics, but seriously, look at her. She looks like the sort to start 'stuff', cause trouble, and generally poke at the more uptight people, though perhaps not to the point of being a c*-block, where asterisk is a wildcard for the accordingly interested reproductive anatomy.
Freakin' Desnans man... That troublemaking grin too.
So anyway, where the hell is all the Harsk action?!
DAT MATTED BACK HAIR.
O_o
Freakin' Desnans man... That troublemaking grin too.
So anyway, where the hell is all the Harsk action?!
DAT MATTED BACK HAIR.
I'm going to be candid here.
I don't see Harsk as even HAVING a sexual orientation.
The whole 'vengeance for his brother' thing seems to consume all other aspects of him the way he consumes strong tea for alertness. And given he's a dwarf, I don't even see him taking the time to take a few ounces off or otherwise indulge in 'stress relief'. However, I also figure he's not got matted back hair - it's just dense and not unlike bed-head.
I'm more shocked that there's been so little action of a certain knife-nut, or for that matter the aforementioned witching woman.
None of this is helped by the fact that, after a discussion on a certain website where people were griping incessantly about how the non-human races were 'unnecessary' due to them being manifest tropes and stereotypes of ethnic groups, I wanted to start playing with correlating races and fetishes in counterpoint to races and other behaviors. Silly, hackneyed certainly, but how could you argue with the idea of overly flowery BDSM (with actual flowering vines!) and bodypaint as part of a fit of drow-mocking kink, or dwarves with a thing for fuzzy-footed halfling lasses, who in turn like to pull beard while getting plowed as though by the fantasy analog of Ron Jeremy?
Oh snap. New artist joining the fray.
NSFW
Also, cannot unsee Ron Jeremy dwarf. CANNOT. UNSEE.
Would it make amends if I noted I wanted to see more action of Lini and damned-near anyone, up to and including Len, even though I loathed Matching First Letter Name Couples?
...though honestly I'm happier with thoughts of Alahazra x Kyra. And such shameless excuse for stuttering fits of shameless Tsundere-ness seem to, based on the little dialog seen from the both in the main books, hint that such is not entirely implausible.
Were it not so likely to be met with disapproval, I'd be tempted to start another thread up, purely for that whole Naughty Troping Fun for the Iconics, if not truly taking on that lovely tempting prospect of the accidental misinterpretation of Golarion, 'Hentalia'-style.
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Hell, go for it! Considering the number of tropers here and about, it may get momentum.
Someone did do a Golarion-Hetalia write-up somewhere on the boards. Hm...
edit-linked
Oh snap. New artist joining the fray.
NSFW
Also, cannot unsee Ron Jeremy dwarf. CANNOT. UNSEE.
Would it make amends if I noted I wanted to see more action of Lini and damned-near anyone, up to and including Len, even though I loathed Matching First Letter Name Couples?
...though honestly I'm happier with thoughts of Alahazra x Kyra. And such shameless excuse for stuttering fits of shameless Tsundere-ness seem to, based on the little dialog seen from the both in the main books, hint that such is not entirely implausible.
Were it not so likely to be met with disapproval, I'd be tempted to start another thread up, purely for that whole Naughty Troping Fun for the Iconics, if not truly taking on that lovely tempting prospect of the accidental misinterpretation of Golarion, 'Hentalia'-style.
We've got a name for a deviantart group folks!!!!
I am still holding out for Valeros and Alain. Someday...someday.
It would have to be Alain and a mirror
I am kind of surprised there hasn't been a Seltyiel yet. He's Pathfinder's resident pretty boy.
Also I'm behind the Lini thing.
LOL!
I think.
Hetalia... My loathing knows no bounds...
I understand your dislike. This is another case of the fandom killing a series for everyone else.
I am kind of surprised there hasn't been a Seltyiel yet. He's Pathfinder's resident pretty boy.
Also I'm behind the Lini thing.
Oh hells yeah. Lini will always be my number 3.
Hetalia... My loathing knows no bounds...I understand your dislike. This is another case of the fandom killing a series for everyone else.
This right here.
This is the reason I'm loathe to walk into any anime convention dealers room for the last few years. Or go to the masquerade. :(
Hetalia... My loathing knows no bounds...I understand your dislike. This is another case of the fandom killing a series for everyone else.This right here.
This is the reason I'm loathe to walk into any anime convention dealers room for the last few years. Or go to the masquerade. :(
I understand the masquerade COMPLETELY. But hey man, the dealer's room is where you'll find swag- and ME, probably selling stuff at my friend's booth!!!
Hetalia... My loathing knows no bounds...
Hatersgonnahate.png.
That being said, I'd be more inclined to invoke Scandanavia and the World.
(Particularly given that Humon is much more of a perv...)
Hetalia... My loathing knows no bounds...Hatersgonnahate.png.
That being said, I'd be more inclined to invoke Scandanavia and the World.
(Particularly given that Humon is much more of a perv...)
SATW is supposed to be pervy, though. It's the underlying theme to Humon's work, in that case, is the weird, incestuous mannerisms of the principle characters of the story.
Hetalia is supposed to be a completely different thing - a DRAMA. The amount of "OMG OMG OMG, I MUST SHIP THESE TWO UNDERAGE APH CHARACTERS RIGHT NAO!" I see going on in the fandom is absolutely disturbing, especially when the acts they have going on in their "pairings" is quite frequently non-consensual in its nature.
That crap ain't cool. :(
I understand the masquerade COMPLETELY. But hey man, the dealer's room is where you'll find swag- and ME, probably selling stuff at my friend's booth!!!
If you're at Fanime, I'll come hang with you, then. You'll be my island of sanity.
I understand the masquerade COMPLETELY. But hey man, the dealer's room is where you'll find swag- and ME, probably selling stuff at my friend's booth!!!If you're at Fanime, I'll come hang with you, then. You'll be my island of sanity.
Unfortunately, this is going to be a bad year for me con-wise- I'll only be at Otakon and NYAF/CC so far. I *might* be able to make it to that one in Jersey, but that's a FAR stretch.
EDIT- and ME? An island of SANITY? Oh man, now I feel bad- I'm the guy who sells H while wearing zombie apocalypse panties on his head!
FINALLY got a chance to add this!!!! Rather tame...
Hetalia... My loathing knows no bounds...Hatersgonnahate.png.
That being said, I'd be more inclined to invoke Scandanavia and the World.
(Particularly given that Humon is much more of a perv...)
SATW is supposed to be pervy, though. It's the underlying theme to Humon's work, in that case, is the weird, incestuous mannerisms of the principle characters of the story.
Hetalia is supposed to be a completely different thing - a DRAMA. The amount of "OMG OMG OMG, I MUST SHIP THESE TWO UNDERAGE APH CHARACTERS RIGHT NAO!" I see going on in the fandom is absolutely disturbing, especially when the acts they have going on in their "pairings" is quite frequently non-consensual in its nature.
That crap ain't cool. :(
I've been saying the same thing about damned near every series for years, but I'm no longer as affected by fantardation...except in the console gaming end of things.
Also, the reason for the re-invocation of Hetalia was due to someone's likely deliberate misinterpretation as HeNtalia, which would be more SATW in the first place.
Truth be told, it was (and IS!) mostly an excuse to set up some sort of 'Screwing your Personal Demons' joke involving Cheliax, knowing fully well that it's a land of lawful outsiders, rather than chaotic, etc, etc.
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There's an Amiri / Seelah art up now.
Click here.
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Looks like the symbol for infinity.Well...sure as hell beats swordpoint conversion. Good game, Seelah.
edit-okay what is that above the Iomedae symbol. At first glance I thought they were two chained Venus symbols but they aren't.
I thought that too but it looked a little off. Unless infinity symbols include interlocking rings as well as those that flow into each other. In which case yeah it's an infinity symbol and I just derped. ;)
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I thought that too but it looked a little off. Unless infinity symbols include interlocking rings as well as those that flow into each other. In which case yeah it's an infinity symbol and I just derped. ;)Looks like the symbol for infinity.Well...sure as hell beats swordpoint conversion. Good game, Seelah.
edit-okay what is that above the Iomedae symbol. At first glance I thought they were two chained Venus symbols but they aren't.
I have seen it look like flowing, as a 8 on it's side or two interlocked rings and still called that. So thats my guess the artist version of the symbol of infinity.
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I have seen it look like flowing, as a 8 on it's side or two interlocked rings and still called that. So thats my guess the artist version of the symbol of infinity.I thought that too but it looked a little off. Unless infinity symbols include interlocking rings as well as those that flow into each other. In which case yeah it's an infinity symbol and I just derped. ;)Looks like the symbol for infinity.Well...sure as hell beats swordpoint conversion. Good game, Seelah.
edit-okay what is that above the Iomedae symbol. At first glance I thought they were two chained Venus symbols but they aren't.
Yep, you're right. I had always only thought of the sideways 8 up until now.
I also want to point out that it's clear this is a gaming site because of all the things to talk about concerning pictures of naked people, we're focusing on proper symbology. :P