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Why did you guys do this link thing while I'm at WORK!??!?!?!
Now i have to wait until I get home. Don't worry Mikaze. I'll let you know if it's safe to click or not.
*click*
Oh...my...
Actually, I'm surprised more creatures don't do this. Human males would be such easy prey.
Dammit, it's taken you in. I can tell.
I'm not falling for it.
I'm not.
Never.
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Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
Me, I prefer my monster girls like this.
Fixed.You got fighter in my inquisitor!There's still some fighter left in her.This is why I love this place. Because I know I'm not the only Weirdo punster out there! Yay!
I bet nobody expected an inquisition like that, huh?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.... to trop trou.
I know I'm not the only Weirdo punster out there! Yay!
Actually, the pun output is weak. Why is there no quip about Penetrating Strike yet? Nothing about grapple, either.
Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
Me, I prefer my monster girls like this.
DAMMIT! now I have to wait until I go home from work AGAIN!!!
Actually, the pun output is weak. Why is there no quip about Penetrating Strike yet? Nothing about grapple, either.I know I'm not the only Weirdo punster out there! Yay!
Or Devastating Blow? I guess if you begin searching for it, the list goes on and on... :D
That does bring some images up that I'm trying hard to erase.. :P And failing... Will you look at those teeth!? :D
DAMMIT! now I have to wait until I go home from work AGAIN!!!Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
Me, I prefer my monster girls like this.
Really one of the few advantages of not working.... ;-)
Actually, the pun output is weak. Why is there no quip about Penetrating Strike yet? Nothing about grapple, either.I know I'm not the only Weirdo punster out there! Yay!
Or Devastating Blow? I guess if you begin searching for it, the list goes on and on... :D
That does bring some images up that I'm trying hard to erase.. :P And failing... Will you look at those teeth!? :D
You're a sick, sick man...
Which perfectly explains why we're friends! ;-)
Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
Me, I prefer my monster girls like this.
That's riiiight... I was supposed to write porn with something like that as the...
:Ahem:
Look over there!
Actually, the pun output is weak. Why is there no quip about Penetrating Strike yet? Nothing about grapple, either.I know I'm not the only Weirdo punster out there! Yay!
Or Devastating Blow? I guess if you begin searching for it, the list goes on and on... :D
That does bring some images up that I'm trying hard to erase.. :P And failing... Will you look at those teeth!? :D
You're a sick, sick man...
Which perfectly explains why we're friends! ;-)
I guess that makes perfect sense ;-)
Or having a smartphone with Internet access. :)
Really one of the few advantages of not working.... ;-)
That would require 1) A job (I don't see that happening at the moment ;-)) 2) A wife that could see a reason why I should have such a toy, and/or 3) An unbeatable argument to convince the wifey that said "toy" was a must-have...
I just don't see it happening mate ;-)
Well I figured the "having a job" one was a given for viewing NSFW stuff at work. :P
A natural response to that would be Touché! ;)
Why did you guys do this link thing while I'm at WORK!??!?!?!
Now i have to wait until I get home. Don't worry Mikaze. I'll let you know if it's safe to click or not.
*click*
Oh...my...
Actually, I'm surprised more creatures don't do this. Human males would be such easy prey.
Dammit, it's taken you in. I can tell.
I'm not falling for it.
I'm not.
Never.
There are two links now, and a third by TOZ (that one is weird man, I don't see it working in the way its described to be honest)
Just have a look... you know it makes sense...
Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
You spoilt it!
TBH I'm not a fan of the image, but it IS Tremors rule 34
I never said it was good.
The second one is better, if more exploitative...
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Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
I can't help but feel alarmed that we can describe such a scene as-a-matter-of-factly as this. My God. What have the internets done to us?
And I feel bad that I think I can predict the link you posted.
*click*
Guessed wrong! Also need to go play Castlevania. Again.
Erik Mona mentioned the Valeros one on his twitter feed a couple days ago.
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Just finished the Desna illo, like, fifteen minutes ago. It's been a long eight hours. I'm gonna go to sleep. Spread the news across the Interwebs.
NSFW. Also, requires a dA account to view. Also, GONK.
linkified for you
Thought for certain it was going to be that "My Life With _____" series that /tg/ has long been enamoured with(and keeps reposting over and over AND OVER). At least that's I came to relate to that site name, erroneously or not.
I LOVE my life with _____! Did the guy ever finish it? The last thing I saw was the interview he did in character, revealing that it was not one guy, buy a family of identical brothers living with female versions of monsters.
Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
Me, I prefer my monster girls like this.
That's riiiight... I was supposed to write porn with something like that as the...
:Ahem:
Look over there!
Hey, this pic looks new- did the guy start a new series or does he put out a new monster every now and again?
I'll just leave this here.
Rule 34 Pathfinder (SO VERY NSFW)
I'll just leave this here.
Rule 34 Pathfinder (SO VERY NSFW)
AAAUUGGH! I just got to work!!!! Why?!?!?
linkified for youJust finished the Desna illo, like, fifteen minutes ago. It's been a long eight hours. I'm gonna go to sleep. Spread the news across the Interwebs.
NSFW. Also, requires a dA account to view. Also, GONK.
I'll just wait until someone comes in and rants about this: "But elves aren't supposed to have hairs there!"
....oh!
AAAUUGGH! I just got to work!!!! Why?!?!?
Probably just to torture you since it seems to happen daily.
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linkified for youJust finished the Desna illo, like, fifteen minutes ago. It's been a long eight hours. I'm gonna go to sleep. Spread the news across the Interwebs.
NSFW. Also, requires a dA account to view. Also, GONK.
I'll just wait until someone comes in and rants about this: "But elves aren't supposed to have hairs there!"
....oh!
lastknightleft, thanks for linkification. It was late, and I was tired. :P
KaeYoss, I've actually gotten polite sass from Montalve for elves with... um... signs of being post-puberty. My defense is that the "elves got no body hair!" thing seems, far as I've seen, to be a holdover from 3.X that has set itself in Pathfinder players' minds, but doesn't appear to be in any of the Pathfinder books. It's like lady-dwarves with mustaches: somewhere, someone said it, and it stuck in everyone's gaming genome like a string of junk DNA. That, and for this piece in particular, there is the very slightest shading hint of Desna having something going on down south on the original piece (not nearly as obvious as the 3.5 MM's nymph piece, but still, enough for me).
I also point out that elves with secondary sex characteristics means drow fanservice will be a lot more interesting. :P
But I accept all criticisms with open, razor-lined arms. :D
Also: someone tell the Rule 34 folks to update their gallery. I've done far better than those pieces in the intervening time.
I think the elves with no body hair thing (and lady-dwarves with beards, and hairy-footed halflings) are things that are so ingrained in our gamer DNA that it's hard to suss out their origins. Every artist is going to render it differently, which is part of the fun. :D
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I think the elves with no body hair thing (and lady-dwarves with beards, and hairy-footed halflings) are things that are so ingrained in our gamer DNA that it's hard to suss out their origins. Every artist is going to render it differently, which is part of the fun. :D
Let's not forget the wicked 'staches that 2nd, and I presume 1st, ed Drow had ;)
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I think the elves with no body hair thing (and lady-dwarves with beards, and hairy-footed halflings) are things that are so ingrained in our gamer DNA that it's hard to suss out their origins. Every artist is going to render it differently, which is part of the fun. :D
Well, in the 3.0/3.5 PHB it was explicitly stated that Elves were genetically hairless, save for that on their heads. The basic, default, "Out Of Box Fantasy World" Elves one might have, if one were to run the basic, default "Out of Box Fantasy Game" with the D&D Players Handbook, would have fantastic careers as exotic dancers and "entertainers" in the modern world.
Personally I'm a big fan of cultural norms and idioms based on weather and society where such things are concerned. In my longest running D&D game, it was the norm for men and women of four or five neighboring, related cultures to shave every last bit of hair off of their bodies, wear wigs, scent themselves with honey and perfume a-la High Kingdom Egypt, and walk around in little more than a skirt and sandals. Their unrelated neighbors to the north, however, looked at them like they'd grown a third head from within their sturdy, concealing tunics and hose.
I'd rather a societal view on such things than a Racial view. But I think that's because I loathe the monoculture-specific view on Fantasy races that permeates the game.
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Okay, that's way too much thought on something in a thread about pictures of naked game characters.
Moving on!
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I think the elves with no body hair thing (and lady-dwarves with beards, and hairy-footed halflings) are things that are so ingrained in our gamer DNA that it's hard to suss out their origins. Every artist is going to render it differently, which is part of the fun. :D
I totally agree. And I'm anti-anti-pubic hair, so there you go. :P
So far, the fanservice experience has been illuminating, to say the least, regarding player's personal tastes, desires, and experiences. You learn a lot talking to folks about what they like when you draw naked fictional characters as a hobby. For instance: while I've met non-redhead fans in my life, they're apparently a rarity among gamers. We love the redheads, it seems. :P
Weird side note: I'm listening to Clutch's "Rats" at the moment, and as I was typing that, the lyrics were "lay me down upon a bed of roses." So hooray for serendipity. :D
Well, in the 3.0/3.5 PHB it was explicitly stated that Elves were genetically hairless, save for that on their heads. The basic, default, "Out Of Box Fantasy World" Elves one might have, if one were to run the basic, default "Out of Box Fantasy Game" with the D&D Players Handbook, would have fantastic careers as exotic dancers and "entertainers" in the modern world.
Personally I'm a big fan of cultural norms and idioms based on weather and society where such things are concerned. In my longest running D&D game, it was the norm for men and women of four or five neighboring, related cultures to shave every last bit of hair off of their bodies, wear wigs, scent themselves with honey and perfume a-la High Kingdom Egypt, and walk around in little more than a skirt and sandals. Their unrelated neighbors to the north, however, looked at them like they'd grown a third head from within their sturdy, concealing tunics and hose.
I'd rather a societal view on such things than a Racial view. But I think that's because I loathe the monoculture-specific view on Fantasy races that permeates the game.
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Okay, that's way too much thought on something in a thread about pictures of naked game characters.
Moving on!
I refuse to move on! Let's delve deeper, dammit!
Call it research. :D
I noticed that 3.X made a point to turn the elves into some kinda clean-shaven fan's happy place; I didn't know if it came from an earlier source, however, and was hesitant to say "it's the 3rd Edition team's fault!" Not like I'd lay fault on some guys writing a gaming sourcebook for basically saying, "dwarves are hairy; elves are not hairy. There you go!"
'Sides, I met some of them folks, and they're decent chappies. I don't pick fights with folk who might be my next art client, especially not about something they typed, like, ten years ago about non-existent critters and the development of their puberty. My game's got facial-hairless female dwarves, and I suppose if anyone in a game went digging in some elf pants, they'd find similar growth patterns to the human norm, but no one's tried so far. The only time it came up in-game was in my old Savage Tide game, where the high-Charisma kenku shugenja was propositioned by Tyralandi, and we looked up avian genitals to see how possible the possibility was. Didn't really come up, since the character in question was not attracted to mammals, but all the same.
Never thought I'd type "avian genitals" on the boards. Hmm.
Side note: I read once that the old Britons, aside from filling their hair with what appears to be limestone, used to shave off every bit of non-head-related hair on their bodies, so it's not just an Egyptian thing. Hair-love (or -hate) is something many cultures have passed through phases of at some point in time. As with pretty much ant kind of body modification, trends come and go.
Didja know Victorian-era prostitutes used to shave their hair and then wear strap-on pubic wigs to avoid pubic lice?
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I think the elves with no body hair thing (and lady-dwarves with beards, and hairy-footed halflings) are things that are so ingrained in our gamer DNA that it's hard to suss out their origins. Every artist is going to render it differently, which is part of the fun. :DI totally agree. And I'm anti-anti-pubic hair, so there you go. :P
So far, the fanservice experience has been illuminating, to say the least, regarding player's personal tastes, desires, and experiences. You learn a lot talking to folks about what they like when you draw naked fictional characters as a hobby. For instance: while I've met non-redhead fans in my life, they're apparently a rarity among gamers. We love the redheads, it seems. :P
Weird side note: I'm listening to Clutch's "Rats" at the moment, and as I was typing that, the lyrics were "lay me down upon a bed of roses." So hooray for serendipity. :D
...Well, in the 3.0/3.5 PHB it was explicitly stated that Elves were genetically hairless, save for that on their heads. The basic, default, "Out Of Box Fantasy World" Elves one might have, if one were to run the basic, default "Out of Box Fantasy Game" with the D&D Players Handbook, would have fantastic careers as exotic dancers and "entertainers" in the modern world.
Personally I'm a big fan of cultural norms and idioms based on weather and society where such things are concerned. In my longest running D&D game, it was the norm for men and women of four or five neighboring, related cultures to shave every last bit of hair off of their bodies, wear wigs, scent themselves with honey and perfume a-la High Kingdom Egypt, and walk around in little more than a skirt and sandals. Their unrelated neighbors to the north, however, looked at them like they'd grown a third head from within their sturdy, concealing tunics and hose.
I'd rather a societal view on such things than a Racial view. But I think that's because I loathe the monoculture-specific view on Fantasy races that permeates the game.
Correction: I'm pretty sure Kenku-junk came up waaay before we met Tyralandi. It was when he got that nice Canadian Bar-maid's address, wasn't it?
We love the redheads, it seems.
I think Red Sonja has something to do with it.
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Correction: I'm pretty sure Kenku-junk came up waaay before we met Tyralandi. It was when he got that nice Canadian Bar-maid's address, wasn't it?
By Jove, I think you're right, sir!
Has Taiko picked up Canadian yet?
I think Red Sonja has something to do with it.
I think you're onto something.
I got a thing for bossy brunettes. Is that 'cuz of the Baroness? :P
Basically it's a female upper half growing out of the worm Mikaze. Has some gore with a half eaten corpse.
Me, I prefer my monster girls like this.
TOZ, thank you. I truly love monster girls, and I updated my collection as a result.
Interesting info Nwah, and thanks for the rule 34 link, CNichols.
Didja know Victorian-era prostitutes used to shave their hair and then wear strap-on pubic wigs to avoid pubic lice?
What is a merkin, Alex?
Spoilered should this post contain too much testosterone...
** spoiler omitted **
:)
And a quick search later, you know the answer...I wish I could have stopped my brain from idly wondering "Does Rule34 for Tremors exist" when I damn well know the answer is likely yes.
Bloody internet.
Garhg!
Garhg!And a quick search later, you know the answer...I wish I could have stopped my brain from idly wondering "Does Rule34 for Tremors exist" when I damn well know the answer is likely yes.
Bloody internet.
Someone is late to the thread :-)
Didja know Victorian-era prostitutes used to shave their hair and then wear strap-on pubic wigs to avoid pubic lice?What is a merkin, Alex?
My cat stole my merkins... GET OUTTA MY BASEMENT! GET OUTTA MY F!@!IN POPCORN BUKKIT!
On the set of Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Lucy Lawless had to wear merkins because her character so frequently dyed her hair and the show features a lot of nudity.