It turns out that taking out James Jacobs will prove harder than I thought. I don't have the patience to wait until the next convention to get him. Any suggestions on how to get him?Explosive Trojan Ankylosaurus?o.O
....so awesome....MUST use in next gaming session....
LPM,
Why do arrogant dickwads like to come and crap all over our lovely home?
As an intern on LPM's cabinet, allow me to field this one. It is because our lovely home resides within the Internet and as everyone knows is a very bad neighborhood. I mean just down the street there are people having relations and are ok with you paying money to watch them. Not to mention all of the illegal gambling and other filth that plagues our great nation. But fear not great citizen, Lord President Moorluck would like to assure you that his people are working very hard to make this place a better one for those he deems worthy.
It turns out that taking out James Jacobs will prove harder than I thought. I don't have the patience to wait until the next convention to get him. Any suggestions on how to get him?Explosive Trojan Ankylosaurus?
This.
~Contemplates appointing Amby to the head of LPM's FBI, Female Breast Inspector.~
LPM,
Why do arrogant dickwads like to come and crap all over our lovely home?
Uhm..... Because they're arrogant dickwads? Or they're just jealous that we actually have lives and they have nothing better to do than spew crap all over anything that doesn't march in goose step with how they see the world. Refer back to them being arrogant dickwads.
Awww, c'mon folks, I got lots more wisdom to share.
Lord President,
With the U.S. elections having already been completed, is it too late to Keep the Fear Alive?
Awww, c'mon folks, I got lots more wisdom to share.Why?
Because Stone Cold said so!
Lord President,
With the U.S. elections having already been completed, is it too late to Keep the Fear Alive?
Ah, my dear Lord Fyre, it is never too late for fear. Fear is what keeps us alive after all. Fear of bullets, fear of snakes, fear of two headed fire-breathing piranhasnakebats.... and fear of clowns.... clowns are the devil!
Uhm... what was your question again?
Can we ever outlaw beer again??
Oh we could. I wouldn't recommend it, since the crime rate would go sky high.... and Aberzombie's horde of undead would have nothing else to do but swarm over unsuspecting mall shoppers, but we could.
Will Josh Whedon ever have a good tv show again? Or like the guy who made Babylon 5, whats his name J. Michael Strawman, fade into obscurity?
Joss who? Oh the guy who wrote those crappy X-Man comics a couple years ago? Why did he do something else?
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Will Josh Whedon ever have a good tv show again? Or like the guy who made Babylon 5, whats his name J. Michael Strawman, fade into obscurity?Joss who? Oh the guy who wrote those crappy X-Man comics a couple years ago? Why did he do something else?
I had heard rumors that the comics were pretty bad.... have not had the guts to read them.
I had heard rumors that the comics were pretty bad.... have not had the guts to read them.Will Josh Whedon ever have a good tv show again? Or like the guy who made Babylon 5, whats his name J. Michael Strawman, fade into obscurity?Joss who? Oh the guy who wrote those crappy X-Man comics a couple years ago? Why did he do something else?
They read like a friggin soap opera, and you could tell Joss had a serious boy-crush on Summers. The X-Men should never be that damn emo. :/
I had heard rumors that the comics were pretty bad.... have not had the guts to read them.They read like a friggin soap opera, and you could tell Joss had a serious boy-crush on Summers. The X-Men should never be that damn emo. :/
Also, what he did to Kitty Pride in the end is unforgivable.
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Also, what he did to Kitty Pride in the end is unforgivable.I had heard rumors that the comics were pretty bad.... have not had the guts to read them.They read like a friggin soap opera, and you could tell Joss had a serious boy-crush on Summers. The X-Men should never be that damn emo. :/
Dare I ask what happened to Kitty????
Dear LPM,
What is the most creative way to get revenge on someone?
Your newest intern,
JMD031
A giant bullet............. A fraking giant bullet!
Apparently a giant ballistic refrigerator wasn't available.
Why is only half my screen available?
Why isn't this working?
Will this be it?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
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Dear LPM,
What is the most creative way to get revenge on someone?
Your newest intern,
JMD031
I like to place a curse upon those who anger me making everyone else in the world silent and invisible to the offending party, that way they go mad and tear their eyes out in anguish!
Or you can just spam them with naked Sandra Burndhart pics... but that's just cruel.
Ok he made the Danger room sentient?!?!?!? WTH
Yup, and that was one of his "better" ideas. :/
Why is only half my screen available?
Actually your entire screen is available, just not to you. But man you should see the stuff Amby is posting under your name! This stuff is great!
Why isn't this working?
You're not holding your mouth right. you need to chew lightly on your lower lip while sucking your teeth. You'll find following these instructions will fix the problem you're having.
Why do people keep posting in the trouble thread?
Obviously because they're troubled. Duh.
Will this be it?
No this will not be it. That will be.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
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Yes.
Excellent?
What time is it?
Is it Party time?
If the drunk girl in the corner has her top off, then yes. If her top is still on, then almost.
What time is it?HAMMER TIME!!!!
haha. My wife can't stop humming this for tummy time for the kid.
haha. My wife can't stop humming this for tummy time for the kid.What time is it?HAMMER TIME!!!!
;)
Is it Party time?If the drunk girl in the corner has her top off, then yes. If her top is still on, then almost.
*takes off her top*
why do so many trolls talk in such high and mighty ways when they seem to know so little on a subject??
Many people fall into this habit. In order to sound more educated on a given topic the average troll will attempt to obfuscate the discussion by expressing themselves with an ever more complex vocabulary. this way the individual in question can seem to possess a greater knowledge in general.
In other words since they can't dazzle you with their brilliance, they try to baffle you with b!%+~&$!.
*takes off her top*Is it Party time?If the drunk girl in the corner has her top off, then yes. If her top is still on, then almost.
The answer to this is not no...
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why do so many trolls talk in such high and mighty ways when they seem to know so little on a subject??Many people fall into this habit. In order to sound more educated on a given topic the average troll will attempt to obfuscate the discussion by expressing themselves with an ever more complex vocabulary. this way the individual in question can seem to possess a greater knowledge in general.
In other words since they can't dazzle you with their brilliance, they try to baffle you with b**~*%~!.
I had a plaque with that on it at one time.
Doth not a soul remember humility?
why do so many trolls talk in such high and mighty ways when they seem to know so little on a subject??Many people fall into this habit. In order to sound more educated on a given topic the average troll will attempt to obfuscate the discussion by expressing themselves with an ever more complex vocabulary. this way the individual in question can seem to possess a greater knowledge in general.
In other words since they can't dazzle you with their brilliance, they try to baffle you with b**~*%~!.
I had a plaque with that on it at one time.
Doth not a soul remember humility?
In short, no. In the last decade or so "humility" has been sodomized, beaten, tortured, forced to watch Rossanne re-runs and left for dead by Human Ego. I think the worse part is they forgot the poor thing before the could even wash the funk off in the shower.
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In short, no. In the last decade or so "humility" has been sodomized, beaten, tortured, forced to watch Rossanne re-runs and left for dead by Human Ego. I think the worse part is they forgot the poor thing before the could even wash the funk off in the shower.why do so many trolls talk in such high and mighty ways when they seem to know so little on a subject??Many people fall into this habit. In order to sound more educated on a given topic the average troll will attempt to obfuscate the discussion by expressing themselves with an ever more complex vocabulary. this way the individual in question can seem to possess a greater knowledge in general.
In other words since they can't dazzle you with their brilliance, they try to baffle you with b**~*%~!.
I had a plaque with that on it at one time.
Doth not a soul remember humility?
And what of the other saintly virtues?
Faith is belief in the right things (including the virtues!).
Hope is taking a positive future view, that good will prevail.
Charity is concern for, and active helping of, others.
Fortitude is never giving up.
Justice is being fair and equitable with others.
Prudence is care of and moderation with money.
Temperance is moderation of needed things and abstinence from things which are not needed.