String theory?

[Mike Welham]

Why strings? Why couldn't It have been floss or licorice whips? What about string cheese? How does that fit into the theory? Is it true that discovering the final digit of pi will cause a disharmonious sphincter to open up in our universe, thus destroying it?

[flash_cxxi]

taig wrote:

Why strings?

Because ropes are just too cumbersome when you have so much universe to tie up...

[Skeld]

String theory renders you irrelevant. My IQ is 297.

[Heathansson]

Successful Dingo is String Theory, traitor. I'm making a citizen's arrest.

[Mike Welham]

(String) cheese it! It's werewolf Barney Fife!

[Heathansson]

you can't win.

[Mike Welham]

Skeld wrote:

String theory renders you irrelevant. My IQ is 297.

That's not quite enough, I'm afraid. We're looking more for the 298 range. Do try again.

[taig]

Heathansson wrote:

you can't win.

Your desperation in the form of that link proves that I have won.

And now to start my Mayor-of-the-World campaign...

[Heathansson]

taig wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

you can't win.

Your desperation in the form of that link proves that I have won.

And now to start my Mayor-of-the-World campaign...

No. Wrong.

There is a windmill. In my beard.
I win.

[Mikaze]

Why couldn't it be bling theory?

Brought it all together with MF-theory.

Spoiler:

Wow. MF-Theory would actually be a decent geek rap album title.

[Heathansson]

Tilt at the windmill in my beard.
It only makes Successful Dingo is String Theory
all the more truthier.

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Sad thing is Already has string theory outdated

[Heathansson]

Successful P-brane is.....String Theory?

[DrGames]

taig wrote:

Why strings? Why couldn't It have been floss or licorice whips? What about string cheese? How does that fit into the theory? Is it true that discovering the final digit of pi will cause a disharmonious sphincter to open up in our universe, thus destroying it?

String cheese disintegrates at high degrees of vibration, and dental floss was too slippery.

It caused too many processes to be reversible and almost eliminated friction.

No, no -- it *HAD* to be string.

Sorry.

In service,

Rich

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