I Love Spam, I Really do.

[BluePigeon]

I got this one in the old e-mail basket, about five minutes ago.

Hello, Steve,
I've heard that your wife is about to give birth to your firstling and you're going to be present at the childbirth.
You know, two years ago I became a father too, but after I had seen my young wife in labor
I couldn't bring myself to make love to her for several months.
So there are a few tips on how to avoid my sad experience.

Pathetic, really pathetic.

Comments, remarks, does anyone wish to share the sarcasm and snide comments?

[Crimson Jester]

Spam spam wondrous spam!!!!!

[Xabulba]

Deep fried spam. Yum!

[Spam Vendor]

I've got all the spam you could want right here!!!

[Bill Lumberg]

This guy seems to be suggesting that his wife has been deprived for a few months now. How far away from you does she live?

[Aberzombie]

SPAM!!!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

omnomnomnomnom!

[Name Violation]

Bill Lumberg wrote:

This guy seems to be suggesting that his wife has been deprived for a few months now. How far away from you does she live?

Hell, how far away from ME does she live.

[Hudax]

What were the tips?

I need to know for... for science!

[Nodnarb]

Hudax wrote:

What were the tips?

I need to know for... for science!

SCIENCE!

[Geistlinger]

Here's something I got from a bank about an account review. A bank, I must add, that not only do I not have an account with, but have never heard of, and is apparently halfway around the world from me.

But I digress...

Spam Email wrote:

Dear Valued Customer,

ACCOUNT REVIEW NOTIFICATION

ACCOUNTS THAT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED. The main reason
for this action are

* Billing / Payment Issues
* Abuse color:black

Review your account

Regards,

The bolded part is what amuses me, apparently my non-existent bank account is under review for abuse of the color black. XD

[Kajehase]

Geistlinger wrote:

Here's something I got from a bank about an account review. A bank, I must add, that not only do I not have an account with, but have never heard of, and is apparently halfway around the world from me.

But I digress...

Spam Email wrote:

Dear Valued Customer,

ACCOUNT REVIEW NOTIFICATION

ACCOUNTS THAT NEEDS TO BE REVIEWED. The main reason
for this action are

* Billing / Payment Issues
* Abuse color:black

Review your account

Regards,

The bolded part is what amuses me, apparently my non-existent bank account is under review for abuse of the color black. XD

Well, that's not so bad - could have been in the red.