OMG -- They killed Sebastian!!


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Scarab Sages

I think that people posted this here before -- but it's still fun.

However, the fun didn't (apparently) stop there.

I especially thought that Sebastian would like this.

Too funny doesn't even begin to describe...

Scarab Sages

Holy s$$~! That's too damn funny. Thank God I wasn't drinking a soda just now, or the screen would be covered in spray.


So I guess, "Unicorns, they're not just for breakfast anymore" is right out.

Sovereign Court

Is it NSFW?

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Callous Jack wrote:
Is it NSFW?

Only if your job has rules against laughing your ass off. ;)

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CourtFool wrote:
So I guess, "Unicorns, they're not just for breakfast anymore" is right out.

And we can forget about "Unicorn. It's what's for dinner" as well.


Where's the Unicorn?!

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CourtFool wrote:
Where's the Unicorn?!

LOL.

Silver Crusade

Is it just me, or is the second link broken?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Is it just me, or is the second link broken?

It's still working for me.


The second link hangs sometimes. Took me about five tries to finally get it.

Silver Crusade

Urizen wrote:
The second link hangs sometimes. Took me about five tries to finally get it.

Ahh. I got it now. Too awesome.

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
The second link hangs sometimes. Took me about five tries to finally get it.

You can try this one. It would then be the first (most recent) blog post. It was posted yesterday.

And, yes. I would consider it "safe for work". I don't want to spoiler too much because they are just too funny and I don't want to diminish it. The first link was an April Fools joke that is incredibly funny all on its own. The second link is their blog post where they talk about a group of ... people ... who sent them a legal notice ...

Pig Lawyers vs. Unicorn Lawyers -- FIGHT!


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Urizen wrote:
The second link hangs sometimes. Took me about five tries to finally get it.

You can try this one. It would then be the first (most recent) blog post. It was posted yesterday.

And, yes. I would consider it "safe for work". I don't want to spoiler too much because they are just too funny and I don't want to diminish it. The first link was an April Fools joke that is incredibly funny all on its own. The second link is their blog post where they talk about a group of ... people ... who sent them a legal notice ...

Pig Lawyers vs. Unicorn Lawyers -- FIGHT!

LMAO!

EDIT: seriously, I laughed so hard I started coughing.

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My jaw is still hurting too much to laugh this hard.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
Pig Lawyers...

Isn't that redundant and repetitive?


CourtFool wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Pig Lawyers...
...redundant and repetitive?

Say it again


Mr. Swagger wrote:
Say it again

It.


CourtFool wrote:
Mr. Swagger wrote:
Say it again
It.

I guess I should be more precise with my instructions.

Scarab Sages

I think that I must be on the pony lawyer's "ignore" list.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:
I think that I must be on the pony lawyer's "ignore" list.

You weren't before...

but you are now!!!

Canned unicorn meat?! How dare they.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
I think that I must be on the pony lawyer's "ignore" list.

You weren't before...

but you are now!!!

Canned unicorn meat?! How dare they.

You'd better get your defense together. The Pork Board Lawyers are coming after you.


CourtFool wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Pig Lawyers...
Isn't that redundant and repetitive?

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.


Sebastian wrote:
Canned unicorn meat?! How dare they.

It's magically delicious!


Dear Sebastian,

We thank you for your recent order of 30,000 units of canned unicorn meat -- "the NEW white meat" -- but are currently unable to fulfil your order at this time. Because of a recent legal dispute, we have halted all current canning processes at this time but hope to resume production in the near future. Please accept this gift of rare unicorn poop in addition to our sincere apologies.

The Unicorn Canning Board.


CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Canned unicorn meat?! How dare they.
It's magically delicious!

Hey, hey, hey! Watch that. You want to get the General Mills legal team after Paizo?

Liberty's Edge

Should this be branded as Soylent Sparkle, Glitter, Pink, or Purple?


Bitter Thorn wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Pig Lawyers...
Isn't that redundant and repetitive?
Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

We're redundant in this department.

And that is the funniest thing I've seen all month. Good find Moff. :D


Shadowborn wrote:
Hey, hey, hey! Watch that. You want to get the General Mills legal team after Paizo?

Have you written an AP lately?


CourtFool wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:
Hey, hey, hey! Watch that. You want to get the General Mills legal team after Paizo?
Have you written an AP lately?

No, but now I have this great idea for an adventure where the PCs investigate a new meat supplier in town after patrons begin pooping marshmallows and farting rainbows...


A rogue disguise master searching for a mystical bag of tricks?


A barbarian that flies into a rage at the sight of smoke puffs created by burning cocoa leaves?


A sea captain whose intrepid, if young, crew sails in search of islands where strange, noisy fruit grows on the shrubbery?

Shadow Lodge

Is "Leggo my unicorn" allowed?


A rakasta who enthusiastically declares snow flakes great.

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CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Canned unicorn meat?! How dare they.
It's magically delicious!

*golf clap*


XO {shakes fist}
Bastards!


Why aren't we still talking about me?

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Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Why aren't we still talking about me?

We never were.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Why aren't we still talking about me?
We never were.

You weren't? Are you sure? I could have sworn I heard someone mention a handsome, highly intelligent, well-liked, and all-around kick ass dude.


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Why aren't we still talking about me?
We never were.
You weren't? Are you sure? I could have sworn I heard someone mention a handsome, highly intelligent, well-liked, and all-around kick ass dude.

That is the Chuck Norris thread. :)


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Why aren't we still talking about me?
We never were.
You weren't? Are you sure? I could have sworn I heard someone mention a handsome, highly intelligent, well-liked, and all-around kick ass dude.
That is the Chuck Norris thread. :)

So, you're comparing me to Chuck Norris? Thanks!

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