Hey, does this work on you? Y / N?

[Mikaze]

People prone to panic attacks, please don't read. Just in case.

Spoiler:

You are now breathing manually.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

N.

[Crimson Jester]

Mikaze wrote:

People prone to panic attacks, please don't read. Just in case.

** spoiler omitted **

confused.

[Freehold DM]

Nope. Medulla oblongata is still going strong.

[Mikaze]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mikaze wrote:

People prone to panic attacks, please don't read. Just in case.

** spoiler omitted **

confused.

Centipede's Dilemma.

[Orthos]

*snerk*

N

[Tensor]

Mikaze wrote:

People prone to panic attacks, please don't read. Just in case.

** spoiler omitted **

But I'm not.

*confused*

[Xpltvdeleted]

Mikaze wrote:

People prone to panic attacks, please don't read. Just in case.

** spoiler omitted **

Huh?

[Urizen]

I think Mikaze may have had some of those special brownies. Now that's a dilemma.

:p

[yellowdingo]

Urizen wrote:

I think Mikaze may have had some of those special brownies. Now that's a dilemma.

:p

Maybe its a side effect of going to see 'The King in Yellow'?

[Aberzombie]

OH MY GOD! I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATH!!!!!

[Xpltvdeleted]

Aberzombie wrote:

OH MY GOD! I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATH!!!!!

It's OK, you're a zombie, that's normal.

[LazarX]

It' reminds me of that line from Satan's Six.

"Where's Dezira?"

"She's practising her breathing exercises."

"Breathing Exercises?"

"Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale. How do people remember to do this all the time?"

Dezria, a Rhodes Scholar she was not. :()

[Callous Jack]

*gasp*

[CourtFool]

Manually humps Mikaze's leg.

[Lathiira]

Callous Jack wrote:

*gasp*

Relax, golems don't normally need to breathe, so you can get back to it when you feel like it.

[Aberzombie]

Xpltvdeleted wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

OH MY GOD! I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATH!!!!!

It's OK, you're a zombie, that's normal.

Huh? Oh yeah. I forget that sometimes.

[Cpt. Caboodle]

Funny, I had to yawn...

[Aberzombie]

Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Funny, I had to yawn...

Oooohhhhh....a new guy. Welcome Captain.

[Cpt. Caboodle]

Aberzombie wrote:

Oooohhhhh....a new guy. Welcome Captain.

Thanks... Zombie.

Hmmm, never thought I'd ever write these words in one sentence.

[Crimson Jester]

Cpt. Caboodle wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Oooohhhhh....a new guy. Welcome Captain.

Thanks... Zombie.

Hmmm, never thought I'd ever write these words in one sentence.

You get used to it after awhile. Just keep him away from your brains and you will be fine.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Just keep him away from your brains and you will be fine.

Hey! A guy's gotta eat! What, you want me to starve?

[CourtFool]

Aberzombie wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Just keep him away from your brains and you will be fine.

Hey! A guy's gotta eat! What, you want me to starve?

You are looking a bit thin.

[Cpt. Caboodle]

Quote:

Manually humps Mikaze's leg.

That just fried my right side brain. Want some?

[ArchLich]

No it did not work. At first I thought why would it? As per your instructions (sort of) I looked up what 'centipedes dilemma' is.

I know that I have regularly practiced breathing manually so it is not an unfamiliar task. I do martial arts and controlling ones breathing in a manner different from what the body is naturally inclined to do is a fairly standard task.

I assume a lot of other adults have also learned to control there breathing. Tasks that I can see that would have already taught that: swimming, shooting, martial arts, running, sports, etc.

This would probably be a more effective test/trick against teenagers and children.