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Well, am I?


You should commission that as a full back canvas tattoo. What do you think? You think you can talk your mom into letting you get one? You would put Woody, Moorluck, and Shiny to shame with their golem.


I'm surprised at how low this has gotten on the page already.

Liberty's Edge

You are one step closer, Grasshopper.

Shadow Lodge

You took a step back with the puppy poster, because it isn't a goblin dog puppy!


TAD, pull out a green crayon marker and start coloring the puppy!


Oy.


We expect results, TADling! Cute and cuddly puppy posters does a gamer not make! He must become green and have sticks through his head! :p


Where is the bookshelf loaded with inspirational books and archives of older editions (preferably falling apart)? I also don't see at least 4 notebooks of various characters, campaign notes, homebrew and maps.

Shadow Lodge

Urizen wrote:
We expect results, TADling! Cute and cuddly puppy posters does a gamer not make! He must become green and have sticks through his head! :p

Going back to look at the picture again, why is there a poster of a kitten wearing a Santa hat and not one of the Iconic Druid's snow leapard wearing one?


Urizen wrote:
We expect results, TADling! Cute and cuddly puppy posters does a gamer not make! He must become green and have sticks through his head! :p

TAD,

Cute puppies FTW

Urizen, how many nights did you spend sleeping with your puppy, after his surgery, you old softie you, he he

The Exchange

Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
We expect results, TADling! Cute and cuddly puppy posters does a gamer not make! He must become green and have sticks through his head! :p

TAD,

Cute puppies FTW

Urizen, how many nights did you spend sleeping with your puppy, after his surgery, you old softie you, he he

Eric beat me to the punch, that was what I was thinking as well!


But my puppy looks ferocious like one of those stereotypical pit bull types. And you've seen my profile photo. We be all gangsta and sheeit. There's nothing fuzzy wuzzy cuddly going on there.

Word yo.

:p

My position remains unchanged.

There's also missing an OG Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster. Who didn't have that when we were younger?


Urizen wrote:
There's also missing an OG Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster. Who didn't have that when we were younger?

I didn't even know who Farrah Fawcett was until I saw Logan's Run for the first time about a year ago.


What? You're only like four or five years younger than me.

Lynda Carter? She was my favorite back in the day. Bam! Pow!


Urizen wrote:
Lynda Carter? She was my favorite back in the day. Bam! Pow!

Having seen her star in the Wonder woman series, I do agree; she was/is hot.

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:

What? You're only like four or five years younger than me.

Lynda Carter? She was my favorite back in the day. Bam! Pow!

I knew who Farrah Fawcett was and I'm only 26. I also had the poster and I'm gay (Mind you it was so we could perfect the drag costume for a halloween dance). But it still counts.


At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p


Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:

What? You're only like four or five years younger than me.

Lynda Carter? She was my favorite back in the day. Bam! Pow!

I knew who Farrah Fawcett was and I'm only 26. I also had the poster and I'm gay (Mind you it was so we could perfect the drag costume for a halloween dance). But it still counts.

Farrah Fawcett...ughhh, gotta go.


Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p

If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.

Dark Archive

Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.

Ditto


You still need chain mail curtins.

Liberty's Edge

Xabulba wrote:
You still need chain mail curtins.

Awww man, I thought you'd kidnapped Karl Urban. :(


*AHEM* We're losing focus, people.

TAD, proceed to Project: Deface Cuddly Puppy Poster.


Urizen wrote:

*AHEM* We're losing focus, people.

TAD, proceed to Project: Deface Cuddly Puppy Poster.

N. O.

The worst I'll do is take it down. I can't help that I'm a kid at heart. I love cats, dogs and all sorts of cuddly things. Is it any wonder that I collect plush animal toys?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

*AHEM* We're losing focus, people.

TAD, proceed to Project: Deface Cuddly Puppy Poster.

N. O.

The worst I'll do is take it down. I can't help that I'm a kid at heart. I love cats, dogs and all sorts of cuddly things. Is it any wonder that I collect plush animal toys?

The only plush animal toys I will admit to acquiring is a stray Yoda or two. Otherwise, no.

You must purge them all in the ritual file of Asmodean strife. Free yourself of this insanity. Only then can you ascend the golden staircase to Grognardia.

The Exchange

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:

*AHEM* We're losing focus, people.

TAD, proceed to Project: Deface Cuddly Puppy Poster.

N. O.

The worst I'll do is take it down. I can't help that I'm a kid at heart. I love cats, dogs and all sorts of cuddly things. Is it any wonder that I collect plush animal toys?

As long as you have a plush Ct'hulhu and or plush smvrf then your off the hook. I have those and a WWI flying ACE Snoopy as well as a cat and monkey from my youth.

The Exchange

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto

can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??

The Exchange

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Lynda Carter? She was my favorite back in the day. Bam! Pow!
Having seen her star in the Wonder woman series, I do agree; she was/is hot.

What no love for Daisy duke?

Dark Archive

Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto
can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??

Do you have any idea how thick that mans skull must be it'd be a waste of the coconut and ineffectual.

The Exchange

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto
can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??
Do you have any idea how thick that mans skull must be it'd be a waste of the coconut and ineffectual.

ah but so much fun trying.

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto
can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??
Do you have any idea how thick that mans skull must be it'd be a waste of the coconut and ineffectual.
ah but so much fun trying.

His skull'd win. That coconut doesn't stand a chance.


Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto
can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??
Do you have any idea how thick that mans skull must be it'd be a waste of the coconut and ineffectual.
ah but so much fun trying.
His skull'd win. That coconut doesn't stand a chance.

But then you could eat the coconut.

Liberty's Edge

Orthos wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto
can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??
Do you have any idea how thick that mans skull must be it'd be a waste of the coconut and ineffectual.
ah but so much fun trying.
His skull'd win. That coconut doesn't stand a chance.
But then you could eat the coconut.

You'd eat a coconut that Danny Bonaduce put his forehead on? Ewwww.

X_X

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto
can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??
Do you have any idea how thick that mans skull must be it'd be a waste of the coconut and ineffectual.
ah but so much fun trying.
His skull'd win. That coconut doesn't stand a chance.
But then you could eat the coconut.

You'd eat a coconut that Danny Bonaduce put his forehead on? Ewwww.

X_X

And here I thought Urizen was disgusting.


Crimson Jester wrote:
And here I thought Urizen was disgusting.

You still want the banana splits though, right?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
And here I thought Urizen was disgusting.
You still want the banana splits though, right?

I still wonder if it attracts fruit flys now. X_X

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
And here I thought Urizen was disgusting.
You still want the banana splits though, right?
I still wonder if it attracts fruit flys now. X_X

no I do not want Banana splits. Nor do I want Bananas right now in general.

I am sure it attracts something, just not me.


Studpuffin wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Eric Swanson wrote:
Urizen wrote:
At least it wasn't Danny Bonaduce. Then or now. :p
If I was gay, and was stuck on an island with him, I would bang my head against a coconut. Hell I would do that anyway.
Ditto
can we not just hit Danny with the coconut??
Do you have any idea how thick that mans skull must be it'd be a waste of the coconut and ineffectual.
ah but so much fun trying.
His skull'd win. That coconut doesn't stand a chance.
But then you could eat the coconut.

You'd eat a coconut that Danny Bonaduce put his forehead on? Ewwww.

X_X

Alright, I'll have to admit that I have no idea who Danny Bonaduce is. I didn't realize he was that corruptive. Figured the edible part (not the part his head hit on the outside) would still be good.

The Exchange

Orthos wrote:


Alright, I'll have to admit that I have no idea who Danny Bonaduce is. I didn't realize he was that corruptive. Figured the edible part (not the part his head hit on the outside) would still be good.

Oh danny boy

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
And here I thought Urizen was disgusting.
You still want the banana splits though, right?
I still wonder if it attracts fruit flys now. X_X

no I do not want Banana splits. Nor do I want Bananas right now in general.

I am sure it attracts something, just not me.

There are fruit flies in the office right now! I smell conspiracy... at least I hope it's conspiracy!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Orthos wrote:


Alright, I'll have to admit that I have no idea who Danny Bonaduce is. I didn't realize he was that corruptive. Figured the edible part (not the part his head hit on the outside) would still be good.
Oh danny boy

Nope, never seen him in anything. At least according to that list.

The Exchange

Orthos wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Orthos wrote:


Alright, I'll have to admit that I have no idea who Danny Bonaduce is. I didn't realize he was that corruptive. Figured the edible part (not the part his head hit on the outside) would still be good.
Oh danny boy
Nope, never seen him in anything. At least according to that list.

Good for you.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
There's also missing an OG Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster. Who didn't have that when we were younger?
I didn't even know who Farrah Fawcett was until I saw Logan's Run for the first time about a year ago.

You just saw Logan's Run a year ago? What, were you in a coma when it came out?

Scarab Sages

Logan's Run = Awesome!


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
There's also missing an OG Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster. Who didn't have that when we were younger?
I didn't even know who Farrah Fawcett was until I saw Logan's Run for the first time about a year ago.
You just saw Logan's Run a year ago? What, were you in a coma when it came out?

It came out one month after I was born. Even if my parents took me to see it in the theater, you really think I'd remember a movie I saw when I was a month old?

Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:

But my puppy looks ferocious like one of those stereotypical pit bull types. And you've seen my profile photo. We be all gangsta and sheeit. There's nothing fuzzy wuzzy cuddly going on there.

Word yo.

:p

My position remains unchanged.

There's also missing an OG Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster. Who didn't have that when we were younger?

<slowly raises hand>


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
There's also missing an OG Farrah Fawcett swimsuit poster. Who didn't have that when we were younger?
I didn't even know who Farrah Fawcett was until I saw Logan's Run for the first time about a year ago.
You just saw Logan's Run a year ago? What, were you in a coma when it came out?
It came out one month after I was born. Even if my parents took me to see it in the theater, you really think I'd remember a movie I saw when I was a month old?

If it was Logan's Run...

So, now, we've moved on to busting your parents!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
And here I thought Urizen was disgusting.
You still want the banana splits though, right?
I still wonder if it attracts fruit flys now. X_X

no I do not want Banana splits. Nor do I want Bananas right now in general.

I am sure it attracts something, just not me.

Prunes, then?


I know what will fix TAD up. A free copy of my newest book:
I am Pathfinder (and So Can You!)

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