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Give stats to creatures, people, traps, etc. from the news.

Stat that bowel eating swamp eel.

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eww

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How the hell do you even stat something like that?

[TROLL INTESTINAL EEL: CR0, 1hp*, *can only be removed from a Troll using a Death Spell (kills small critters). Description: Often infecting Trolls who wade around in Swamps. The critters cause damage continuously - maxing out their Regeneration. Extra damage kills the Troll long enough for the Eel to escape the corpse of the Troll. The Troll soon recovers.]

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yellowdingo wrote:

How the hell do you even stat something like that?

[TROLL INTESTINAL EEL: CR0, 1hp*, *can only be removed from a Troll using a Death Spell (kills small critters). Description: Often infecting Trolls who wade around in Swamps. The critters cause damage continuously - maxing out their Regeneration. Extra damage kills the Troll long enough for the Eel to escape the corpse of the Troll. The Troll soon recovers.]

Actually that would be very cool. A plauge infecting trolls making them easier to initially kill but then the critter... use stats as a snake with a burrow ability to infest a new host.

And then the troll gets up. you know since you were fighting a little wurm and all.

Liberty's Edge

the most fearsome of them all

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Heathansson wrote:
the most fearsome of them all

Yep that one scares me to tears.


I...think this is shopped
I don't know where to begin. or what.

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I...think this is shopped

I don't know where to begin. or what.

Give the dog a Swallow Whole ability. Or are you talking about the cat's evil gaze. (Love the surprised kitten!)


heh heh......those cats were pwning that 1st lvl commoner until that riding pup came along.


alligator snapping turtle

This is a video of a small one. They have been verified at over 200 lbs and possibly have grown over 400 lbs.


I captured one once. They're surly.
If you flip them over with a shovel, they'll flip themselves back over with their head.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I captured one once. They're surly.

If you flip them over with a shovel, they'll flip themselves back over with their head.

Once, when I was real young I went fishing with my father and one of his friends. We set some lines in a pond and caught three flathead catfish and I thin five snappiung turtles. (Not the alligator ones) It was late and of course my Dad and his friend had been drinking so we slept in the van. They had the two front seats and I had the back...with the snapping turtles. That was funny in retrospect but not at the time.

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At 11 by 7, is it even a giant turtle? How many could ride on it if we turned it into a ferry boat?

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Tarren Dei wrote:
At 11 by 7, is it even a giant turtle? How many could ride on it if we turned it into a ferry boat?

Thats darn big. I would say it could carry two comfortably but may in fact have been able to seat 5 with the right harness on. Now just how fast Bowser could move is another story.

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Okay, so these five bozos snorted the remains of a man and two dogs. What kind of effects would this have in a world where necromancy matters?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I want to see stats for the dickwolf.

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