Just wondering here.
Power: 2d6 (1d6 per blade) with whirlwind attack. Str bonus = horsepower*2.
Manual pushmower: 1d4 + strength.
Weed whacker: 1d2 nonlethal.
Don't forget the sneak attack. Disguise +12 (as a non-working mower) and then when someone searches it - wham! - +2d6 to the hands.
And Bagging Mowers can Swallow Whole.
You have to go to D20 Modern for the robotic mowers (unless somebody cares to make one a construct in 3.5).
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Well, surely less than a lion, right?
I'd much rather be run over by a big lawnmower than attacked, even for one round, by a lion. That makes sense, yes?
So, if it were in D&D it'd probably be d4 slashing.
Yeah, gotta love D&D, huh?
(For the record, if you're ever a PC in a game I'm running, and a Lion attacks.... run away. He's gonna do a helluva lot more damage than those pathetic write-ups for lions and wolves and such)
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This is tangential, but still important.
I heard this story.....
now....MRI machines have sort of a zone of magnetism around them, where, like a black hole, anything magnetic is going into the MRI if it enters this zone.
So, this one outpatient MRI facility had an MRI with a magnetic zone that sorta.....reached outside the back of the building a little bit.
And this guy was mowing the lawn.
They found the lawnmower stuck to the wall, and that dude was GONE!!!
He thought he found poltergeists I reckon.
Is this Lawn Mower:
1) Robotic?
If the Lawn Mower has AI, then potentially it can make plans and carry out tactics. This could lead to a lot of damage and/or taking over paizo's website.
2) A Billy Goat
Oh... the carnage.
well, if you look at it like this the average commoner in 3.5 has 4 HPs so in real world terms anything that does 4 damage or more would kill a normal person so i would have to say that a lawn mower should do 1d3 damage seeing as its more likely to injure you than to kill