Order # 1375802 complaints

[Sharoth]

I see that Cosmo's evil plan has come to fruition. He does these things to annoy me. I demand retribution and compensation. My needs must be answered! How dare everything arrive safely and in one piece!!! How dare it! Now I can't have anything to complain about! Now I can't b~#$@ and moan about the poor customer service. Sara Marie, will you please whap Cosmo across the back of his head. Let me have that little bit of statisfaction! ~grumbls and leaves this thread in a funk~

Spoiler:

~GRINS~ Everything did arive safely and in one piece. Thank you.

[Cosmo]

I apologize for the undelayed order! I will ensure that subsequent orders include some manner of horrible oversight, breakage, delay, or unstable atomic structure. Rest assured that I will not rest until every single one of your orders only satisfies my own schadenfreude at your expense.

Thanks,
cos

PS: There is something horrible in this spoiler. Do not click it.

Spoiler:

SOMETHING HORRIBLE.

See? Told you.