Heathcare


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Now that you're all going to have healthcare, shut up, and like it, it's time we turn our subject to something really pressing and undecided about the future: HEATHcare.

First, I ask our conservative friends to begin the discussion, then we will take counterpoint from across the aisle.


This one works now.

Silver Crusade

Well what are we going to do with 2?

Then again, the importance of Heathcare cannot be overstated.

Liberty's Edge

Heath is one of the most awesome candy bars ever. Whoever thought of dipping a bar of toffee into milk chocolate was a genius!

Oh, and I don't have to read the first post ever! ;)

Sovereign Court

Anyone that cares about their Heath is a commie.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Anyone that cares about their Heath is a commie.

Yeah?

Some of us don't care if we're labelled as commies. >:)


Studpuffin wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Anyone that cares about their Heath is a commie.

Yeah?

Some of us don't care if we're labelled as commies. >:)

Delicious communism...Homer Simpson drool


I thought this would be charity pitch to care for a certain warwoof in his old age.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

I vote that we put him down. The old dog's clearly seen better days.

And I think he has rabies.

Or maybe it's the clap.

Sovereign Court

Sebastian wrote:

I vote that we put him down. The old dog's clearly seen better days.

And I think he has rabies.

Or maybe it's the clap.

Or both.


Mmmmmmmm Heathcare in my ice cream. Tummy gets fat.


..and mange.

Scarab Sages

I'm confused.


Mange, fleas, ticks, and assorted vermin, dandruff... the state of Heath shows that Heathcare has utterly failed. Shave and dip? The cone?

Sovereign Court

I don't want any of my taxes helping Heath, he can pay his own way.


I say if you aren't willing to contribute to the common Heath, then Heath comes to live in your neighborhood. I don't want him wandering around here in that state.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook Subscriber

To help keep costs low, I suggest we only provide care during full moons. The rest of the time he's on his own.


What's Heath's immigration status? I don't mind helping out a fellow citizen, but if he's some sort of were-leech, sucking away my tax dollars while not contributing any of his own, perhaps he should be reclassified as a vampire instead of lycanthrope...

Name v. Avatar:
And please note, Maikurion and I are different entities, with the same avatar. Once again we meet on the field of battle...


Looks like I killed another thread...


Deja Vu


Poor Heathy, it's too bad he has DR10/Stupid... he should level up in the Lawyer Pony PrC.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
he should level up in the Lawyer Pony PrC.

I don't think the campaign setting can handle two people with that class.


Orthos wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
he should level up in the Lawyer Pony PrC.
I don't think the campaign setting can handle two people with that class.

"There can be only one..." {cue Queen soundtrack}

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