The Cookie Meister Presents.... The cookie thread!

[Cookie Meister]

Feel free to sample every type of cookie in the cookie buffet!

We have every type of cookie that has ever been done!

[Studpuffin]

*pecks away at a classic chocolate chip cookie*

Mmmmm... CAW!

[Lilith]

I was not made aware of this thread! I protest!

[Studpuffin]

I have a feeling this will end up being the official Lilith Cult thread.

All hail the Great and Powerful Cookie Creator!

[TriOmegaZero]

I <3 Lilith's cookies.

[Cookie Meister]

Eat cookies. They're good for you!

[Cookie Monster!]

CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Lilith]

*rummages through the cookie jar, finds a hidden stash of snickerdoodles and homemade oreos*

[Cookie Meister]

We also have a full self serve coffee and tea station!

[Studpuffin]

*pulls out decanter of endless milk*

*pulls out cannister of endless cocoa powder*

[Lilith]

Studpuffin wrote:

*pulls out decanter of endless milk*

*pulls out cannister of endless cocoa powder*

*takes the cocoa powder, makes death by chocolate cookies with them*

[Cookie Monster!]

nomnomnomnomnom.....EXCUSE ME!

[Studpuffin]

Mmmmm, chocolate.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Mmmm....french vanilla coffee.

[Lilith]

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Mmmm....french vanilla coffee.

*takes to make chocolate mud cakes and tiramisu*

[Cookie Cultist]

Yesss! Serve the cookies!

[Cookie Meister]

Breakfast cookies are now being served!

[Papa Paizo]

This thread is brought to you by...

the letter C

[Studpuffin]

Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies... Mmmmm

[jocundthejolly]

Gimme those vegan vanilla sandwich cremes. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP.

[Lazaro]

Cookie, cookie starts with C

Now to continue the quest for a butter cookie recipe

[Megatron]

I will steal all the earth cookies in preperation for my return to Cybertron!

[Treppa]

Megatron wrote:

I will steal all the earth cookies in preperation for my return to Cybertron!

Why do alien androids need cookies?

I was going to make chocolate chip cookies last night and didn't. Now my man has to eat Chips Ahoy. I fail.

[Megatron]

Treppa wrote:

Why do alien androids need cookies?

Logical plots, my only weakness!

AGH!

[Magikarp]

Magikarp!

*eats a fortune cookie, with the fortune still in it*

[Cookie Meister]

*hands out some dinner cookies*

[ulgulanoth]

any type of cookies eh?
even for us undead with the aquired taste of brain cookies?
eh?
eh?

[Detective Robert Thorn]

ulgulanoth wrote:

any type of cookies eh?

even for us undead with the aquired taste of brain cookies?
eh?
eh?

They're people! Soylent green cookies is people!

[Cookie Meister]

ulgulanoth wrote:

any type of cookies eh?

even for us undead with the aquired taste of brain cookies?
eh?
eh?

gives ulgulanoth a tray of brain shaped an flavored cookies

We cater to eveyone's whims.

[Cookie Meister]

Detective Robert Thorn wrote:

They're people! Soylent green cookies is people!

No they're not. There are no soylent green people cookies here.

[ulgulanoth]

awww

[Detective Robert Thorn]

Cookie Meister wrote:

Detective Robert Thorn wrote:

They're people! Soylent green cookies is people!

No they're not. There are no soylent green people cookies here.

That's just what they want you to think!

[Cookie Cultist]

Who has stolen my cookies?

[Cookie Meister]

Cookie Cultist wrote:

Who has stolen my cookies?

*gives the cookie cultist some more cookies*

[Wicht]

What? No recipes?

[Cookie Meister]

Wicht wrote:

What? No recipes?

This is the cookie eating thread, not the cookie recipe thread.

Here are some results for recipes, if you're so inclined.

[Cookie Meister]

passes out breakfast cookies

Don't forget, we alwaso have the fixins for coffee and tea.

[Magikarp]

*coughs up some coins, from having eaten "a fortune"*

Magikarp!

[ulgulanoth]

may i order 1,000 cookies to go for the LE thread?

[Mephistopheles, Lord of the 8th]

There are no cookies for those consigned to hell! Muahahahaha!

[Cookie Meister]

ulgulanoth wrote:

may i order 1,000 cookies to go for the LE thread?

hands ulgulanoth 100 trays of cookies

10000 cookies for you sir. Please be a dear and share them, don't bogart the cookies.

[Cookie Meister]

Mephistopheles, Lord of the 8th wrote:

There are no cookies for those consigned to hell! Muahahahaha!

Cookies for eveyone! Including the dearly departed.

Don't you know that the is the plane of cookie purgatory?

[Mephistopheles, Lord of the 8th]

Don't you know that there are no LE people in purgatory, you daffy baking angel? *Confiscates cookies and uses them to tempt more souls to hell*

[Cookie Meister]

Thankfully I've an everful pantry of cookies.

*breaks out the cookies* Don't forget, we also have the fixins for tea and coffee.

[Studpuffin]

That everful pantry is stocked by the Great Cookie Creator, all should bow before her doughy might!

[Cookie Meister]

gives Studpuffin a chocolate chip cookie

[Studpuffin]

*pecks away at cookie*

NOM NOM NOM

[Cookie Monster!]

CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!

[ulgulanoth]

must resist, must resist, ah what the hell...

....crisp!

[Sentient Coffee Bean]

*Begins roasting and grinding his beans to brew coffee*