
Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Lord Fyre wrote:Why do you think that I was pushing for a pin-up calendar. That way everyone would win. (I know I would!)I say why stop there. I vote for a full out art book. The Art of Pathfinder...with a special section devoted to pin-up.
No, stay on focus.
The goal is to persuade Paizo to make a "Babes of Golarion Swimsuit Calendar for 2011"!
Don't confuse the issue. ;P

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Kthulhu wrote:Is the world ready for that much Harsk?Lord Fyre wrote:Why do you think that I was pushing for a pin-up calendar. That way everyone would win. (I know I would!)I say why stop there. I vote for a full out art book. The Art of Pathfinder...with a special section devoted to pin-up.
No.
It is just that simple.

Alzrius |
Hm... Swimsuit/Pin-up Calendar
January - Amiri
February - Lavender Lil
March - Seelah
April - Janiven
May - Shelyn
June - Lini
July - Kyra
August - Seoni
September - Harrower
October - Witch
November - Oracle
December - MerisielOR, to make it a Golarian calendar:
Abadius - Merisiel (iconic)
Calistril - Lavender Lil (SD npc)
Pharast - Seoni (iconic)
Gozran - Lini (iconic)
Desnus - Harrower (presige iconic)
Sarenith - Kyra (iconic)
Erastus - Janiven (CoT)
Arodus - Seelah (iconic)
Rova - Amiri (iconic)
Lamashan - the witch (players guide iconic)
Neth - oracle (players guide iconic)
Kuthona - Noticula (SD minor god)-- idea was ninja'd
This idea is "made of good and win" as they say in teh intert00bz.
The one change I'd make is to try and squeeze Laori Vaus (from "Escape from Old Korvosa") into their somewhere. An elf chick in a slinky bodysuit - albeit one covered with spikes - is someone that a swimsuit calendar would need to have!

Lyingbastard |

Well,it's a little late in the year for a 2010 calender, but not too late to schedule one for 2011...
A swimsuit issue would be a great summer promotional product, I'd think. Print would probably be too expensive (though awesome) but as a PDF I'd have to think it would be cost effective.
Of course, we're just casting limited wishes here.

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You guys are cruel no Inquisitor in the pin up and whats this discrimination against Mammy Graul
But, Mamma Graul, as a villainess would not get her own month. Which is why I suggested she be included in the inset. ;D
Only a double centre-page spread could accomodate all her bounteous glory, surely?

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Sara Marie wrote:Isn't that who your forum icon is? The witch iconic that is. From what little there is to see I think she will be in the running.SirUrza wrote:Now we gotta see the witch in her full glory!
Seoni might have some competition...
Might? Trust me, when you see the color version of the witch... there is no might. She blows all the others waaaaay out of the water!
edit: Also, why does it have to be a competition? Why can't everyone win?
Yup, only a friend in a high place did a couple little changes to it, like changing the hair color.

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I am feeling a lot of brotherhood, here. :D
Here here to all the fellow male for whom Amiri is the right woman!
Also, if they ever did make a cheesecake-y "Women of Golarion" calender, there would have to be a "Men of Golarion" counterpart. Fair is fair, if there's gonna be cheesecake, everyone should get a slice.

Lyingbastard |

I am feeling a lot of brotherhood, here. :D
Here here to all the fellow male for whom Amiri is the right woman!
Also, if they ever did make a cheesecake-y "Women of Golarion" calender, there would have to be a "Men of Golarion" counterpart. Fair is fair, if there's gonna be cheesecake, everyone should get a slice.
Fair is fair, but the term as it pertains to men is, according to my coworkers, 'beefcake', not 'cheesecake', which apparently only pertains to female pinups.
The More You Know...

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Dark_Mistress wrote:Yup, only a friend in a high place did a couple little changes to it, like changing the hair color.Sara Marie wrote:Isn't that who your forum icon is? The witch iconic that is. From what little there is to see I think she will be in the running.SirUrza wrote:Now we gotta see the witch in her full glory!
Seoni might have some competition...
Might? Trust me, when you see the color version of the witch... there is no might. She blows all the others waaaaay out of the water!
edit: Also, why does it have to be a competition? Why can't everyone win?
Sure tease us even further. :P

Lyingbastard |

SirUrza wrote:Sara Marie wrote:Sure tease us even further. :PYup, only a friend in a high place did a couple little changes to it, like changing the hair color.
Okay. For PaizoCon 2011 I plan on cosplaying the Iconic Witch.
** spoiler omitted **
Well done cosplay is awesome. Which brings to mind the idea that Jenny Poussin should definitely get an invite to PaizoCon 2011...

Steelfiredragon |
Orannis wrote:Also, if they ever did make a cheesecake-y "Women of Golarion" calender, there would have to be a "Men of Golarion" counterpart. Fair is fair, if there's gonna be cheesecake, everyone should get a slice.Would a "Men of Golarion" calendar sell enough to justify the cost?
they would if they were sold together

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Why don't we just pair them up as couples? That way both genders are represented! And no, I don't think Lem and Lini should be together, Its too obvious. Though who would be Seltiel's date? That could be awkward and hilarious at the same time.
Easy.
JAN - Seltyiel/Harsk
FEB - Seoni/Harsk
MAR - Valeros/Harsk
APR - Kyra/Harsk
MAY - Lem/Harsk
JUN - Seelah/Harsk
JUL - Merisiel/Harsk
AUG - Ezren/Harsk
SEP - Amiri/Harsk
OCT - Sajan/Harsk
NOV - Lini/Harsk
DEC - Harsk/Harsk

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Epervier wrote:Why don't we just pair them up as couples? That way both genders are represented! And no, I don't think Lem and Lini should be together, Its too obvious. Though who would be Seltiel's date? That could be awkward and hilarious at the same time.Easy.
JAN - Seltyiel/Harsk
FEB - Seoni/Harsk
MAR - Valeros/Harsk
APR - Kyra/Harsk
MAY - Lem/Harsk
JUN - Seelah/Harsk
JUL - Merisiel/Harsk
AUG - Ezren/Harsk
SEP - Amiri/Harsk
OCT - Sajan/Harsk
NOV - Lini/Harsk
DEC - Harsk/Harsk
I worry about you.

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Why don't we just pair them up as couples? That way both genders are represented! And no, I don't think Lem and Lini should be together, Its too obvious. Though who would be Seltiel's date? That could be awkward and hilarious at the same time.
as a Swimsuit Pin-Up Calendar?
How about ...
Jan - Amiri / (need Golariaon male suggestion)
Feb - Lavender Lil (from 2D Companion) / Valeros
Mar - Shalelu Andosana (from RotRL) / Sajan
Apr - Seelah / Vencarlo Orisini (from CotCT)
May - Seoni / Alchemist Iconic
Jun - Inquisitor Iconic / Harsk
Jul - Lini / Summoner Iconic
Aug - Kyra / (need Golariaon male suggestion)
Sep - Haleen (from LoF) / Cavalier Iconic
Oct - Witch Iconic / Seltyiel
Nov - Oracle Iconic / Lem
Dec - Merisel / Ezren
Note that, except for December, I tried to pair an Iconic with either a new iconic or an important NPC from the Golarion Sources.
For the two remaining men, we would also need exceptional heroic male NPCs from adventures/Golarion Source Books/Golarion Fiction. :)

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Lord Fyre wrote:Then it's official. Kyra and Amiri have to be paired up. Twice.Abraham spalding wrote:But, both of those are villains. :(Kyra could be paired with the:
** spoiler omitted **
While Amiri just begs for a:
** spoiler omitted **
Not necessarily.
Try this arrangement:
Jan - Janiven (from CoT) / Ezrin
Feb - Lavender Lil (from 2D Companion) / Valeros
Mar - Shalelu Andosana (from RotRL) / Sajan
Apr - Seelah / Vencarlo Orisini (from CotCT)
May - Seoni / Alchemist Iconic
Jun - Inquisitor Iconic / Harsk
Jul - Lini / Summoner Iconic
Aug - Kyra / Amiri
Sep - Haleen (from LoF) / Cavalier Iconic
Oct - Witch Iconic / Seltyiel
Nov - Oracle Iconic / Lem
Dec - Merisel / (need Golariaon male suggestion)

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Nah! I still think we need to remain focused on the original goal here:
(at least my origianl goal)
I swimsuit calendar with the following:
Jan - Amiri
Feb - Lavender Lil (from 2D Companion)
Mar - Oracle Iconic
Apr - Seelah (still wearing her armor!)
May - Seoni
Jun - Inquisitor Iconic
Jul - Lini
Aug - (female NPC from from Kingmaker or The Serpent's Skull)
Sep - Kyra
Oct - Witch Iconic
Nov - Channa Ti (from LoF story)
Dec - Merisel

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Nah! I still think we need to remain focused on the original goal here:
(at least my origianl goal)I swimsuit calendar with the following:
Jan - Amiri
Feb - Lavender Lil (from 2D Companion)
Mar - Oracle Iconic
Apr - Seelah (still wearing her armor!)
May - Seoni
Jun - Inquisitor Iconic
Jul - Lini
Aug - (female NPC from from Kingmaker or The Serpent's Skull)
Sep - Kyra
Oct - Witch Iconic
Nov - Channa Ti (from LoF story)
Dec - Merisel
I fully agree with this proposal

DM Wellard |

Dark_Mistress wrote:Yup, only a friend in a high place did a couple little changes to it, like changing the hair color.Sara Marie wrote:Isn't that who your forum icon is? The witch iconic that is. From what little there is to see I think she will be in the running.SirUrza wrote:Now we gotta see the witch in her full glory!
Seoni might have some competition...
Might? Trust me, when you see the color version of the witch... there is no might. She blows all the others waaaaay out of the water!
edit: Also, why does it have to be a competition? Why can't everyone win?
Does that mean she has white hair in the original?

Shuriken Nekogami |

what about the Iconic Aasimaar Cleric pictured in the Bestiary? she's hot in the "i'm inncoent and pure hearted" kind of way. there are some of us with a celestia fetish. post the iconic Aasimmar from the bestiary, in her swimsuit. a frilly white 2 piece bikini could work for her. maybe some ruffled strips of transparent cloth hanging over the bottom half like a transparent ultra short microskirt, bottom half of the swim bottom still exposed. a naive, innocent, smile on her face. and innocent eyes of cuteness. i'd really focus on the innocence her. to the point of Moe Appeal.

Stebehil |

As much crap as was brought up over a single Christmas Card send out ... I'm seriously doubting this calender thing will ever come out.
Signed
~Dream Killer
Probably. In the weekend newspaper here, there was a small note that a family in New Jersey had built a snow copy of the Venus de Milo in front of their house. A neighbour complained, and they had to either demolish it or dress it "properly" - they opted for dressing, I guess to show how ridiculous this is.
As long as facepalms like this do happen, it is probably better that no such calendar is printed. Here is one article on that.Stefan

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As much crap as was brought up over a single Christmas Card send out ... I'm seriously doubting this calender thing will ever come out.
I think it has more to do with the fact that the calendar business isn't a very profitable business. :)

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Misery wrote:As much crap as was brought up over a single Christmas Card send out ... I'm seriously doubting this calender thing will ever come out.I think it has more to do with the fact that the calendar business isn't a very profitable business. :)
Unfortunately, that does make sense.

Laithoron |

Just a thought, but what about a Golarion Swimsuit Issue?
I could see something like this fitting in one installment of the Pathfinder Companion line. Just like with Sports Illustrated, it wouldn't need to be something that took up the entire issue, but it could constitute a fairly sizeable article. PLAY magazine has done a "Girls of Gaming" issue for about 5 or 6 years now and it always seems to be a popular issue. It was one of the few magazines we would actually sell out of back when I worked at an EB Games years ago...

Lord Fyre RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32 |

Just a thought, but what about a Golarion Swimsuit Issue?
I could see something like this fitting in one installment of the Pathfinder Companion line. Just like with Sports Illustrated, it wouldn't need to be something that took up the entire issue, but it could constitute a fairly sizeable article. PLAY magazine has done a "Girls of Gaming" issue for about 5 or 6 years now and it always seems to be a popular issue. It was one of the few magazines we would actually sell out of back when I worked at an EB Games years ago...
Realistically, a one-off might be better.
Now, if they wanted to devote a Pathfinder Companion to the clothing fashions of the various nations/enthicities of Golarion, that might be interresting.

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Now, if they wanted to devote a Pathfinder Companion to the clothing fashions of the various nations/enthicities of Golarion, that might be interresting.
I wish they'd do a companion just on the iconics.

Shuriken Nekogami |

Lord Fyre wrote:Now, if they wanted to devote a Pathfinder Companion to the clothing fashions of the various nations/enthicities of Golarion, that might be interresting.I wish they'd do a companion just on the iconics.
does that include the innocently iconic aasimaar cleric from the bestiary? you know, the one dressed in white and holding some kind of staff? that's pretty iconic itself.