Note To Self

[Urizen]

When someone wants to toss a snowball, please make them clarify first.

[Studpuffin]

Hall of the Mountain King wrote:

When blowing glass: don't inhale.

Misinterpreted.

Urizen wrote:

When someone wants to toss a snowball, please make them clarify first.

QFT

[Amael]

Don't play Russian Roulette with an automatic...

[Crimson Jester]

Posting Blitz!

[Bitter Thorn]

Chris Mortika wrote:

Steven Purcell wrote:

Always be very careful to watch where you are hammering when hammering a nail. Sliced open thumb from the edge of the hammerhead may result otherwise.

My story about being a nine-year-old with a hammer. True story.

Very funny Chris!

[brock]

Note to self: Never steeple your fingers and rest your chin on them to think whilst forgetting that you are holding a heated soldering iron.

[ulgulanoth]

note to self: don't lean on knives, no not even when your not paying attention, no that's when it hurts the most

[DoveArrow]

Don't encourage your wife to guess what she's getting for Christmas. Inevitably, she will.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Try wrapping a smaller in a very large box, surrounded by loose kitchen ware.

[Aberzombie]

Note to self: When at the zoo, do NOT feed the animals.

[Nostri]

450 degree ovens just make the skin on one's hand go *sizzle-pop*. You don't get any time to think about it or go "jeeze that hurts".