Note To Self


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When someone wants to toss a snowball, please make them clarify first.

Liberty's Edge

Hall of the Mountain King wrote:
When blowing glass: don't inhale.

Misinterpreted.

Urizen wrote:

When someone wants to toss a snowball, please make them clarify first.

QFT


Don't play Russian Roulette with an automatic...

The Exchange

Posting Blitz!


Chris Mortika wrote:
Steven Purcell wrote:
Always be very careful to watch where you are hammering when hammering a nail. Sliced open thumb from the edge of the hammerhead may result otherwise.
My story about being a nine-year-old with a hammer. True story.

Very funny Chris!

The Exchange

Note to self: Never steeple your fingers and rest your chin on them to think whilst forgetting that you are holding a heated soldering iron.

Dark Archive

note to self: don't lean on knives, no not even when your not paying attention, no that's when it hurts the most


Don't encourage your wife to guess what she's getting for Christmas. Inevitably, she will.


Try wrapping a smaller in a very large box, surrounded by loose kitchen ware.

Scarab Sages

Note to self: When at the zoo, do NOT feed the animals.


450 degree ovens just make the skin on one's hand go *sizzle-pop*. You don't get any time to think about it or go "jeeze that hurts".

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