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ACK! My post was eaten at TOTP!


alleynbard wrote:
One of my cats just ripped open the end of my finger. I am nearly done with my blog article and now I am slowed down by a cat scratch. Perhaps fate is trying to prevent me from calculating the hit points for a 17th level paladin, but I will not back down!

Nah, your cat just has the Fiendish template. :)

I think it's the little predator in all cats. My last cat, Kai (RIP), was a Maine Coon and could go from loveable to bitey & scratchy and back to loveable with little/no warning.


alleynbard wrote:
One of my cats just ripped open the end of my finger. I am nearly done with my blog article and now I am slowed down by a cat scratch. Perhaps fate is trying to prevent me from calculating the hit points for a 17th level paladin, but I will not back down!

It doesn't appear to have stopped you from posting. :)

Amazing how razor sharp those kitten teeth and claws can be, isn't it.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

Cats love people because people are delicious.

Liberty's Edge

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

This would be a big chew. We'd have to start out trying to figure out the relationship between what the Hebrew Bible meant by hatred, what the Christian tradition means by hatred, and what the contemporary questioner means by hatred, and then look for the overlapping areas between those three. I think we'd find the three circles would not overlap perfectly, and in the case of the Hebrew Bible, that circle might be fairly off the other two.

I'm still not sure of my perception on hatred as the question asker. It's more as a means to inform myself than anything else. I'm wondering if there has been an explanation for hatred, does it have a teleological* nature? If so, then what is that point.

*I love that word. The professor I had for World Religions and Philosophy classes (same guy), used that word a lot.

Dark Archive

Urizen wrote:
The only 3.5 D&D book that I want remaining is Ghostwalk.

Only if I would have read the boards earlier in the week. Our "Bargain Books" got 10 of them in...I gots me the last one. >:)


I ran into mention of this town on a blog about college football recruiting. But, this link has nothing to do with football or sports. It relates quite a novel concept.

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Nah, your cat just has the Fiendish template. :)

I think it's the little predator in all cats. My last cat, Kai (RIP), was a Maine Coon and could go from loveable to bitey & scratchy and back to loveable with little/no warning.

Well, I did name him Mordenkainen. I think he makes these attacks in some vain effort to maintain neutrality or some such thing. ;)

Thing wrote:

It doesn't appear to have stopped you from posting. :)

Amazing how razor sharp those kitten teeth and claws can be, isn't it.

It took me a while to write that post. Now that I haven't gotten used to it, typing is not so hindered.

Those claws can be nasty. Especially when you haven't done the responsible thing and clipped them for well over six months.

Gary Teter wrote:
Cats love people because people are delicious.

Yes. Yes they are.


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
I think if conservatives aren't cannibals, they should be willing to prove they aren't cannibals.
Gary Teter wrote:
Cats love people because people are delicious.

It appears we have the opportunity to collect anecdotal evidence.

Gary, how do you know people are delicious and are you a conservative?

The Exchange

On the matter of the tip

Spoiler:
I have a couple of customers that will not allow anyone else to set foot in their house. They have gone so far as to say that they will drop the account if I do not do their service. Today they were drunk. He always gives me a 5 spot, but today he handed me $40 and told me to take the family out to dinner. I did. :D

On the matter of the gator

Spoiler:
I was doing an outside treatment in a very high price neighborhood, which also happens to be a wildlife preserve. The house is about 25 foot from the wet, when I came around the corner this gator was sitting about 5' from the water. No big deal, I'll just keep an eye on him to be careful. So I do the backside of the house and go around the opposite corner and when I come back he's gone. I ASSUME he went back in the water and now begin spraying the eaves. My bad. It turns out he went up to the house and was under the bushes. I found him when I accidently kicked him in the eye! He wasn't happy and lunged at me, naturally it scared the s@~* out me and I jumped back and got the hell away from him. At this point I realize he is sitting across my hose. I try to pull it from under him, no dice. I try to shake it so he'll move, no dice. At this point I took the last 7', the part with the solid metal J-9 gun, and twirled it like a lasso. I cracked him right in the face causing a small cut on his "lip", now he's pissed! So jumping back I crack the friggin lizard again right on his snout. This time he decided I was more trouble that it was worth and went back in the water. I got the hell out of there as fast I could after that..... I didn't want a rematch. :P


By St. Cuthbert's mustache, where hath all ye posts gone?!

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Moorluck wrote:

On the matter of the tip** spoiler omitted **

On the matter of the gator** spoiler omitted **

Ranged attacks v. animals FTW!

That story rocked.

Dark Archive

Moorluck wrote:
A notice to those of my Paizo brethren that will soon sojurn to our home. There will be Johnny Cash Albums played, if this is a problem, I will shoot you. With a nerf gun. In the crotch. Six times. A day. ;)

I knew you were my favorite FAWTlY. :D


Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
By St. Cuthbert's mustache, where hath all ye posts gone?!

The Post Monster was hungry; it ate them all.

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:


On the matter of the gator** spoiler omitted **

Wow. Impressive story. All I got was a tiny scratch and a pleased kitty. You got to "slay" a gator. Okay..well...run one off. But you get the picture.

I need more adventure in my life.


*races through the thread, chased by a horde of cloned post monsters*

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
You know I had a list of 3E products that went from the beginning to the end of 2008. If someone could tell me where I could find the rest of the products WotC released for 3.X, I'd really appreciate it.
Any help would be keen.

Here ya go TAD. A list of 3.5 DND books.


Gary Teter wrote:
Cats love people because people are delicious.

~has a Slumbering Tsar flashback....AHHHHHHHH!!!!!~

Liberty's Edge

-m-^U^-m-

Apparently, Kilroy was here.


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Dark Archive

Figures....I get the night free and NO ONE IS ON.

The Exchange

I am on but about to leave since this is my Friday and work is almost over BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sharoth wrote:
[Jedi Mind Trick]These are not the boxes of books that you want. Send them to Sharoth.[/Jedi Mind trick]

[jedi mind controlled]I want to send the Dragon all of the German Donkey Porn.....[/jedi mind controlled]


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TAD...look up.


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