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Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

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It is gorram slow, still! I wish someone could get to the bottom of this.


(rolls through)

Scarab Sages

Urizen wrote:
It is gorram slow, still! I wish someone could get to the bottom of this.

And suddenly -- I think that we're back in business.

Scarab Sages

We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.


SQUAWK!

Liberty's Edge

Good Afternoon FAWTLY!

Its another exciting friday here in baby-furniture land. We've got complaints about cushions missing from an order (they're not part of the order), no actual customers in the store, and the humidity is high enough to swim indoors!

Thankfully, it is quite nice down here on mainstreet. People are laughing down on the river front as they bicycle, the whirr of the fans is pleasant, and and the smell of wet grass is wafting into the building. Everyday has a silver lining.

<contented sigh>

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Moff Rimmer wrote:
We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.

What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.

What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?

Traffic Cameras. I'm closer to the Air Force Academy than not, so take a look at any of the ones near there. Best guess, we have 6 - 8 inches of new wet snow on the ground. Not sure how much snowfall actually has happened as a lot of it has melted.

Silver Crusade

Ghost post.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.

What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?

I posted that joke you requested.

Silver Crusade

houstonderek wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.

What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?

I posted that joke you requested.

LOL

You missed the opportunity, though, to make it about Sebastian's mom specifically.


So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Woot! You da man, Derek.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Solnes wrote:
So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!

Good thing you took that level in rogue...


Sebastian wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!
Good thing you took that level in rogue...

I am good with a credit card! So useful in so many situations. :)


Solnes wrote:
So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!

Check under the fridge!!!


Freehold DM wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!
Check under the fridge!!!

You know...I checked IN the fridge...but give me a sec....I'll go check.


Solnes wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!
Check under the fridge!!!
You know...I checked IN the fridge...but give me a sec....I'll go check.

Maybe one of the kids put 'em in the Xbox.


Treppa wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!
Check under the fridge!!!
You know...I checked IN the fridge...but give me a sec....I'll go check.
Maybe one of the kids put 'em in the Xbox.

Yes, you'll want to void that warranty in order to make sure as well!

Mwahahahaha.


Sebastian wrote:
Woot! You da man, Derek.

Growing up in Chicago, I am quite familiar with the 'Blizzard'. Let me know if you ever need any snow shoveling stories to listen to, he he.


Friend of mine has a rabbit's foot key chain and cats and rabbit's foot cat toys. And wonders why the cats keep hiding her keys.
Of course, in her case, she loses her sunglasses while wearing them.
What makes it scary is her concealed weapon permit.

Scarab Sages

niel wrote:

Friend of mine has a rabbit's foot key chain and cats and rabbit's foot cat toys. And wonders why the cats keep hiding her keys.

Of course, in her case, she loses her sunglasses while wearing them.
What makes it scary is her concealed weapon permit.

I guess that if you conceal it well enough that you can't find it again ...


Based on niel's observation, I did note that E7 is alive and active. There's activity from his FB from yesterday. I reckon he'll just get around these parts when he's damn well ready. =)

The Exchange

I must confess, I took Solnes' keys with me to work. I thought this would leave her forced to stay home and clean house. I was sadly mistaken.


Moorluck wrote:
I must confess, I took Solnes' keys with me to work. I thought this would leave her forced to stay home and clean house. I was sadly mistaken.

Seriously?


~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
I must confess, I took Solnes' keys with me to work. I thought this would leave her forced to stay home and clean house. I was sadly mistaken.
Seriously?

No, but they were in the car. She dropped them last night when she was getting my Eskimo Bars out of the back seat, and this morning I decided to take the car since she wanted to take the kids out and there's more room in the Jimmy.

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)


Moorluck wrote:
No, but they were in the car. She dropped them last night when she was getting my Eskimo Bars out of the back seat, and this morning I decided to take the car since she wanted to take the kids out and there's more room in the Jimmy.

That makes more sense. Otherwise, I would have to sidestep and let you fend for yourself as that would have been a dick move on your part. :P

The Exchange

niel wrote:

Friend of mine has a rabbit's foot key chain and cats and rabbit's foot cat toys. And wonders why the cats keep hiding her keys.

Of course, in her case, she loses her sunglasses while wearing them.
What makes it scary is her concealed weapon permit.

You're friends with my cousin Tonya? O_o


Moorluck wrote:

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

SQUAWK!

The Exchange

Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
No, but they were in the car. She dropped them last night when she was getting my Eskimo Bars out of the back seat, and this morning I decided to take the car since she wanted to take the kids out and there's more room in the Jimmy.
That makes more sense. Otherwise, I would have to sidestep and let you fend for yourself as that would have been a dick move on your part. :P

I'm not really a dick, I just play one online. ;)

The Exchange

Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.

The Exchange

Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.

I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P

I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.


Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.

I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P

I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.

same here


Afternoon to all.

I hope the forums ae back in shape.

The upper management decided to congratulate ua on skating through an audit from the outside with no findings. So, our boss's (sp?) boss fixed lunch for us: hot dogs with fresh onions and relish and mustards (place the condiments on yourself), chips, homemade baked beans, and a celebration cake. Not much, but it was a refreshing change and really hit the spot.


Wouldn't it have been easier to place the condiments on the hot dog instead of yourself? But hey, if that's the way that teamwork building functions at your government job, who am I to argue, right?

:P


Cosmo's Wandering Eye wrote:
(rolls through)

(crawls through, trying to catch up)


Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.

I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P

I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.

Everybody likes being objectified some times, just not all the time. Or in my case, almost all the time...

So, I went to the local Irish pub and had bangers and mash and two Guinnesses. What an awesome day.


Indulge me: what's 'bangers and mash'?

Have you ever dropped a shot of Dr. Pepper into Guinness and chugged it? I swear it's like drinking chocolate milk.


(peeks around the greenman ... then makes a roll for it.)


I just don't think I can do that...

Pork sausages and mashed potatoes with mustard for the former and onion gravy for the latter. Also, some cabbage, celery, and carrots, as this is an Irish pub. English pub would have skipped the latter.

Liberty's Edge

Can anybody else get to Facebook right now? I cannot even get close to it.


Me neither, Puffy.

Man, I want to put a

stake through the heart of:
the Gish thread.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.

I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P

I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.

Everybody likes being objectified some times, just not all the time. Or in my case, almost all the time...

So, I went to the local Irish pub and had bangers and mash and two Guinnesses. What an awesome day.

~objectities Mairkurion {tm}~ I wood objectify you. What kind of object do you want to become?

Liberty's Edge

Whew, finally made it back to FB.

Spoiler:
Yeah, Gisheseseses and tiers can all go the way of the Dodo. They cause more problems than they solve.

Scarab Sages

What's the deal with Gish? And why am I glad that I don't know?

Liberty's Edge

Moff Rimmer wrote:
What's the deal with Gish? And why am I glad that I don't know?

@ Moff: use Urban Dictionary. <shudders>


Sharoth wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.

I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.

Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)

You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.

I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P

I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.

Everybody likes being objectified some times, just not all the time. Or in my case, almost all the time...

So, I went to the local Irish pub and had bangers and mash and two Guinnesses. What an awesome day.

~objectities Mairkurion {tm}~ I wood objectify you. What kind of object do you want to become?

+8 Two Handed Sword, greater dragon bane

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