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Good Afternoon FAWTLY!
Its another exciting friday here in baby-furniture land. We've got complaints about cushions missing from an order (they're not part of the order), no actual customers in the store, and the humidity is high enough to swim indoors!
Thankfully, it is quite nice down here on mainstreet. People are laughing down on the river front as they bicycle, the whirr of the fans is pleasant, and and the smell of wet grass is wafting into the building. Everyday has a silver lining.
<contented sigh>

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We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.
What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?

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Moff Rimmer wrote:We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?
Traffic Cameras. I'm closer to the Air Force Academy than not, so take a look at any of the ones near there. Best guess, we have 6 - 8 inches of new wet snow on the ground. Not sure how much snowfall actually has happened as a lot of it has melted.

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Moff Rimmer wrote:We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?
I posted that joke you requested.

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Sebastian wrote:I posted that joke you requested.Moff Rimmer wrote:We are around the end of April right? It's a white-out outside our window. Blizzards in April just shouldn't happen.What is this "blizzard" of which you speak? Is it the frozen treat you can buy at Dairy Queen? Is there some sort of fog bank outside your window? Isn't every other place on earth sunny and in the 70s like it is here?
LOL
You missed the opportunity, though, to make it about Sebastian's mom specifically.

The Claw, leader of C.H.A.O.S. |
Solnes wrote:Maybe one of the kids put 'em in the Xbox.Freehold DM wrote:You know...I checked IN the fridge...but give me a sec....I'll go check.Solnes wrote:So...yep. Totally can not find my keys..... I want my keys back!!!Check under the fridge!!!
Yes, you'll want to void that warranty in order to make sure as well!
Mwahahahaha.

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Friend of mine has a rabbit's foot key chain and cats and rabbit's foot cat toys. And wonders why the cats keep hiding her keys.
Of course, in her case, she loses her sunglasses while wearing them.
What makes it scary is her concealed weapon permit.
I guess that if you conceal it well enough that you can't find it again ...

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Moorluck wrote:I must confess, I took Solnes' keys with me to work. I thought this would leave her forced to stay home and clean house. I was sadly mistaken.Seriously?
No, but they were in the car. She dropped them last night when she was getting my Eskimo Bars out of the back seat, and this morning I decided to take the car since she wanted to take the kids out and there's more room in the Jimmy.

Urizen |

No, but they were in the car. She dropped them last night when she was getting my Eskimo Bars out of the back seat, and this morning I decided to take the car since she wanted to take the kids out and there's more room in the Jimmy.
That makes more sense. Otherwise, I would have to sidestep and let you fend for yourself as that would have been a dick move on your part. :P

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Friend of mine has a rabbit's foot key chain and cats and rabbit's foot cat toys. And wonders why the cats keep hiding her keys.
Of course, in her case, she loses her sunglasses while wearing them.
What makes it scary is her concealed weapon permit.
You're friends with my cousin Tonya? O_o

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Moorluck wrote:No, but they were in the car. She dropped them last night when she was getting my Eskimo Bars out of the back seat, and this morning I decided to take the car since she wanted to take the kids out and there's more room in the Jimmy.That makes more sense. Otherwise, I would have to sidestep and let you fend for yourself as that would have been a dick move on your part. :P
I'm not really a dick, I just play one online. ;)

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Moorluck wrote:You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.Sharoth wrote:~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.
Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)
I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P
I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.

Woodraven |

Crimson Jester wrote:Moorluck wrote:You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.Sharoth wrote:~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.
Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)
I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P
I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.
same here

The Thing from Beyond the Edge |

Afternoon to all.
I hope the forums ae back in shape.
The upper management decided to congratulate ua on skating through an audit from the outside with no findings. So, our boss's (sp?) boss fixed lunch for us: hot dogs with fresh onions and relish and mustards (place the condiments on yourself), chips, homemade baked beans, and a celebration cake. Not much, but it was a refreshing change and really hit the spot.

Mairkurion {tm} |

Crimson Jester wrote:Moorluck wrote:You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.Sharoth wrote:~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.
Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)
I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P
I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.
Everybody likes being objectified some times, just not all the time. Or in my case, almost all the time...
So, I went to the local Irish pub and had bangers and mash and two Guinnesses. What an awesome day.

Sharoth |

Moorluck wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Moorluck wrote:You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.Sharoth wrote:~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.
Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)
I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P
I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.
Everybody likes being objectified some times, just not all the time. Or in my case, almost all the time...
So, I went to the local Irish pub and had bangers and mash and two Guinnesses. What an awesome day.
~objectities Mairkurion {tm}~ I wood objectify you. What kind of object do you want to become?

Mairkurion {tm} |

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:~objectities Mairkurion {tm}~ I wood objectify you. What kind of object do you want to become?Moorluck wrote:Crimson Jester wrote:Moorluck wrote:You are such a man. LMAO sorry wrong thread.Sharoth wrote:~shakes my head~ Moorluck, Moorluck, Moorluck. Your vile ways will be the end of you.I'm not worried, the worst she could do is smother me with her BOOBIES!!!.
Ooops, I just objectified my wife. ;)
I asked my wife, she likes when I objectify her. :P
I'm out for now guys, gonna catch a nap.
Everybody likes being objectified some times, just not all the time. Or in my case, almost all the time...
So, I went to the local Irish pub and had bangers and mash and two Guinnesses. What an awesome day.
+8 Two Handed Sword, greater dragon bane