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My dog ate my copy of The Ship of Ishtar! I was right in the middle of it. I will be ordering a new copy and choosing the fastest shipping I can in the mean time does anyone live in the metro Detroit area that can loan me the book so I can continue reading today? I'm in agony here, not only do I want to feed my dog to some hungry goblins I can't finish this great book today as I had planned.
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My dog ate my copy of The Ship of Ishtar! I was right in the middle of it. I will be ordering a new copy and choosing the fastest shipping I can in the mean time does anyone live in the metro Detroit area that can loan me the book so I can continue reading today? I'm in agony here, not only do I want to feed my dog to some hungry goblins I can't finish this great book today as I had planned.
I didn't know that sort of thing really happened! (We even specified that our books use special gravy-free ink.)
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I always thought the dog ate my homework excuse was nothing more than a joke until I got a dog and realised they will eat anything. Books, laptop accessories, door molding, carpet, coaxial cable, business cards, basically if it is reachable and he can get his mouth around it it's fair game. He has also eaten or attempted to eat rocks, road salt, many varieties of poop, grass, anything made of wood, dead things, bugs, seatbelts, leash, index cards, drink coaster, magazines, dnd minis, pencils, pens, computer mouse, dog toys usually last about 3 days before disapearing and then re-appearing during walks in not the same form as they were purchased, dvds, dvd boxes, wiimote, vacuum cleaner, etc, etc, etc. Actually pretty much the only thing he does not seem to like eating is dog food.
Your dog has impeccable taste.
