
vagrant-poet |

Propose your favorite writers and artists!
Why settling for a 1-pic calendar when we can grace our ladies with complete guides?
Start proposing!
(say, who's the artist that drew the iconic Seoni?)
Wayne Anthony Reynolds drew all of the iconic pictures of the iconics, as found in the PCCS and PFRPG Core Rulebook.
As well as the cover for both of those books, the Bestiary, the Gamemastery Guide, and numerous others.
He rocks!

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Shouldn't Epic Meepo be the writer? He did kidnapped Seoni earlier this year, so she may have contracted Stockholm syndrome, and told him secrets no one else knows.
Wait, did we every finish that rescue mission?
......
Hmm, on the other had,maybe not. He did spend a lot of time drooling over the female iconics in the race section of the PRPG during the previews...

Lathiira |

Shouldn't Epic Meepo be the writer? He did kidnapped Seoni earlier this year, so she may have contracted Stockholm syndrome, and told him secrets no one else knows.
Wait, did we every finish that rescue mission?
No, we didn't. I think she's still a mindless automaton/lawyer/bureaucrat or something.

Bitter Thorn |

Worry not folks! Some sick guy already paid for artwork of Seoni to be drawn by the ever so lovely Lilith. It's quite good.. but whoever commissioned it has a sick mind!
Here's the picture, by the way. NSFW, obviously.
Lilith is quite talented!

kyrt-ryder |
Sharoth wrote:ALRIGHT!!! A Seoni T & A thread! ~re-reads the question~ Awwwww Man! ~goes off to pout~No, really, I'm sure I read T&A too... right folks? =D
Maybe I've been too shelterred growing up for my own good, but could somebody link me to a place explaining what the heck T&A is? Twenty years old and not knowing what this means is just plain shameful lol.

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Dogbert wrote:Maybe I've been too shelterred growing up for my own good, but could somebody link me to a place explaining what the heck T&A is? Twenty years old and not knowing what this means is just plain shameful lol.Sharoth wrote:ALRIGHT!!! A Seoni T & A thread! ~re-reads the question~ Awwwww Man! ~goes off to pout~No, really, I'm sure I read T&A too... right folks? =D
Kyrt, its basically 'Breasts and Butts' but using less forum appropriate words.

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So am I supposed to start a "Seoni Q&A" thread or something?
(No, I said "Seoni Q &A.")
Well, a thread is a start, but I believe the original poster wanted a book out of this.
So start putting that RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16 Title to work!
BTW - Said books should be at least as long at the PFRPG Core Rulebook, and filled with lavishly illustrated full page pictures. I figure at about 450 pages of text, and 70 of illustrations. On second thought, 70 pages of text, and 450 pages of illustrations. On third thought, make the whole book illustrations, and you write the captions.
GO!

kyrt-ryder |
Epic Meepo wrote:So am I supposed to start a "Seoni Q&A" thread or something?
(No, I said "Seoni Q &A.")
Well, a thread is a start, but I believe the original poster wanted a book out of this.
So start putting that RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16 Title to work!
BTW - Said books should be at least as long at the PFRPG Core Rulebook, and filled with lavishly illustrated full page pictures. I figure at about 450 pages of text, and 70 of illustrations. On second thought, 70 pages of text, and 450 pages of illustrations. On third thought, make the whole book illustrations, and you write the captions.
GO!
The problem, is to fill that much page count, and with some of the very perverted fanbase, I imagine that book would end up containing full out hentai (And with some of the monsters available.... ewwwwwwwww) and that just plain isn't something Paizo would want to be associated with.

Epic Meepo RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16, 2012 Top 32 |
So start putting that RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16 Title to work!
BTW - Said books should be at least as long at the PFRPG Core Rulebook, and filled with lavishly illustrated full page pictures.
Full page? Bah! If I were doing this book, it'd have a centerfold at least four times as large as a mere full page.
That, young grasshopper, is how one puts a RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16 title to work.

kyrt-ryder |
sowhereaminow wrote:So start putting that RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16 Title to work!
BTW - Said books should be at least as long at the PFRPG Core Rulebook, and filled with lavishly illustrated full page pictures.
Full page? Bah! If I were doing this book, it'd have a centerfold at least four times as large as a mere full page.
That, young grasshopper, is how one puts a RPG Superstar 2009 Top 16 title to work.
Angel is the Centerfold...

vagrant-poet |

Dogbert wrote:Maybe I've been too shelterred growing up for my own good, but could somebody link me to a place explaining what the heck T&A is? Twenty years old and not knowing what this means is just plain shameful lol.Sharoth wrote:ALRIGHT!!! A Seoni T & A thread! ~re-reads the question~ Awwwww Man! ~goes off to pout~No, really, I'm sure I read T&A too... right folks? =D
I didn't know what a mofo was until somebody explained it to me.

kyrt-ryder |
kyrt-ryder wrote:I didn't know what a mofo was until somebody explained it to me.Dogbert wrote:Maybe I've been too shelterred growing up for my own good, but could somebody link me to a place explaining what the heck T&A is? Twenty years old and not knowing what this means is just plain shameful lol.Sharoth wrote:ALRIGHT!!! A Seoni T & A thread! ~re-reads the question~ Awwwww Man! ~goes off to pout~No, really, I'm sure I read T&A too... right folks? =D
Heh, at least I'm not the only shelterred one.
V-P....

KaeYoss |

Dogbert wrote:Maybe I've been too shelterred growing up for my own good, but could somebody link me to a place explaining what the heck T&A is? Twenty years old and not knowing what this means is just plain shameful lol.Sharoth wrote:ALRIGHT!!! A Seoni T & A thread! ~re-reads the question~ Awwwww Man! ~goes off to pout~No, really, I'm sure I read T&A too... right folks? =D
According to some internet abbreviations guide, it's Textile & Apparel. Which sounds quite fitting, because everybody's all up in arms about her clothing style all the time.

kyrt-ryder |
kyrt-ryder wrote:The problem, is to fill that much page count, and with some of the very perverted fanbase, I imagine that book would end up containing full out hentai (And with some of the monsters available.... ewwwwwwwww)I fail to see what's the problem in this. >=P
Well I wouldn't mind more traditional stuff, but like I said, things like anthropromorphic squids, Kraken, Balors... yeah it could get twisted really quickly. Infact I bet the fiends would be using all sorts of messed up bondage etc.
And, while I might be intrigued by standard content, once again, that really isn't something Paizo wants to be known for.

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Dogbert wrote:kyrt-ryder wrote:The problem, is to fill that much page count, and with some of the very perverted fanbase, I imagine that book would end up containing full out hentai (And with some of the monsters available.... ewwwwwwwww)I fail to see what's the problem in this. >=PWell I wouldn't mind more traditional stuff, but like I said, things like anthropromorphic squids, Kraken, Balors... yeah it could get twisted really quickly. Infact I bet the fiends would be using all sorts of messed up bondage etc.
And, while I might be intrigued by standard content, once again, that really isn't something Paizo wants to be known for.
Paizo opened that door when Seoni was created.
I mean seriously, internet rule 34.
EDIT:
To clarify the position;
Paizo can claim that only things with the official Paizo Logo are under their jurisdiction. But there is no way they can stop people from corrupting the things they create. Nymphology and the Book of Erotic Fantasy exist especially because of this principle. Arguing that Paizo doesn't want it, therefore it cannot occur, is horrendously faulty logic. I'm more than certain Miyamoto doesn't like all the Metroid/Mario Brothers/Zelda porn out there, but accepts that's what happens.

kyrt-ryder |
kyrt-ryder wrote:Dogbert wrote:kyrt-ryder wrote:The problem, is to fill that much page count, and with some of the very perverted fanbase, I imagine that book would end up containing full out hentai (And with some of the monsters available.... ewwwwwwwww)I fail to see what's the problem in this. >=PWell I wouldn't mind more traditional stuff, but like I said, things like anthropromorphic squids, Kraken, Balors... yeah it could get twisted really quickly. Infact I bet the fiends would be using all sorts of messed up bondage etc.
And, while I might be intrigued by standard content, once again, that really isn't something Paizo wants to be known for.
Paizo opened that door when Seoni was created.
I mean seriously, internet rule 34.
EDIT:
To clarify the position;
Paizo can claim that only things with the official Paizo Logo are under their jurisdiction. But there is no way they can stop people from corrupting the things they create. Nymphology and the Book of Erotic Fantasy exist especially because of this principle. Arguing that Paizo doesn't want it, therefore it cannot occur, is horrendously faulty logic. I'm more than certain Miyamoto doesn't like all the Metroid/Mario Brothers/Zelda porn out there, but accepts that's what happens.
On that note, I've actually seen some really good princess peach stuff, but that's besides the point.
What I meant, was it wouldn't ever be released as a 'book' if you get what I'm saying. There would never be any legal approval.

kyrt-ryder |
Even still Kryt, is that any reason to ruin these gentlemen's rabid fanboy dreams? Are they not human, do they not bleed?
To Clarify;
Playing Debbie Downer to a completely innocent joke is not the cool thing to do.
;)
Come on now Dissinger, it's not really fair to ask me if they bleed when their noses are bleeding right now picturing Seoni + a Succubus

Sharoth |

Dissinger wrote:Come on now Dissinger, it's not really fair to ask me if they bleed when their noses are bleeding right now picturing Seoni + a SuccubusEven still Kryt, is that any reason to ruin these gentlemen's rabid fanboy dreams? Are they not human, do they not bleed?
To Clarify;
Playing Debbie Downer to a completely innocent joke is not the cool thing to do.
;)
YES!!! YES!!! More!!! ~GRINS~

KaeYoss |

kyrt-ryder wrote:The problem, is to fill that much page count, and with some of the very perverted fanbase, I imagine that book would end up containing full out hentai (And with some of the monsters available.... ewwwwwwwww)I fail to see what's the problem in this. >=P
Well, it would be in Japanese, something a lot of people do not speak here.
Of course, not a problem, since the Japanese For Hentai Dictionary is very short, only containing the following terms:
Do not even ask about that last one.
I'm more than certain Miyamoto doesn't like all the Metroid/Mario Brothers/Zelda porn out there, but accepts that's what happens.
Uhh...
Metroid porn I can see! I mean, even though Samus Aran's gender is completely irrelevant to the games and she only appears in her skin-tight zero suit in a few cut-scenes (and some Fan Service Games), she is quite hot. The fact that she's a touch warrior doesn't exactly hurt, and the fact that she's flexible enough to turn into a ball will give everyone pause. And I didn't invent the name of the screw attack...
Zelda? Sure. She's not exactly an eyesore, either. Everyone not aroused at her two big, shapely ears (even if normally into men exclusively) is probably a weapon's grade weirdo. It even makes you overlook that she and Link are apparently into a really weird scene. I mean, he constantly goes through incredible adventures to save her from Ganon and they hook up, she not only goes and lets herself be caught by the very same guy again, they always pretend that they don't know each other. I tell you, the thing between Link, Zelda and Ganondorff is one weird fetish. If you ever wondered what the Triforce was about....
But Mario Bros? Please, PLEASE tell me this involves Peach. Or Daisy. Or both. This isn't literally Mario Bros porn, right?

KaeYoss |

I keep mentioning stuff like this and somebody's going to try to con/commission me into crafting a story aren't they... dammit I knew I should have listened when mom told me to go into romance novel writing instead of fantasy. She always told me that was where my talents shined the most.
Hm... I very recently thought about some classic video games and their potential for a... well, more mature coverage. Are you, perchance bored at the moment, and love Nintendo? }>

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kyrt-ryder wrote:I keep mentioning stuff like this and somebody's going to try to con/commission me into crafting a story aren't they... dammit I knew I should have listened when mom told me to go into romance novel writing instead of fantasy. She always told me that was where my talents shined the most.Hm... I very recently thought about some classic video games and their potential for a... well, more mature coverage. Are you, perchance bored at the moment, and love Nintendo? }>
I find your ideas entirely interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Suddenly...nintendo power gets a whole new meaning...

kyrt-ryder |
kyrt-ryder wrote:I keep mentioning stuff like this and somebody's going to try to con/commission me into crafting a story aren't they... dammit I knew I should have listened when mom told me to go into romance novel writing instead of fantasy. She always told me that was where my talents shined the most.Hm... I very recently thought about some classic video games and their potential for a... well, more mature coverage. Are you, perchance bored at the moment, and love Nintendo? }>
Yes on both counts, though, considering that twisted clown face you chose to represent you, I may wish I hadn't been so forthcoming lmao.

KaeYoss |

KaeYoss wrote:But Mario Bros? Please, PLEASE tell me this...Ron Jeremy = Mario.
You tell me KaeYoss.
/sn&%*!%
Hm... I wasn't acquainted to the gentleman, so I looked him up on wikipedia. One of the first things I noticed was his nickname "The Hedgehog".
So obviously he's the go-to guy for Sonic porn, not Mario.

kyrt-ryder |
I have a vision: "Super Smash Bros: Orgy".
Featuring the whole cast of the SSB games. That should cover every angle of weird you can come up with ;-)
But wait: I think that one would go a little bit too far. There are at least two small boys in that game. Some lines are meant to remain uncrossed.
Not to mention Marth is clearly gay, and that's not something I feel I could write well.

KaeYoss |

Yes on both counts, though, considering that twisted clown face you chose to represent you, I may wish I hadn't been so forthcoming lmao.
That is my most charming and honest smile. And clowns are very positive people, always trying to make the world a better place by making people laugh their cares away.
That Florian guy has nothing on me!