I Always Knew There Was Something Strange About Sebastian

[Nevynxxx]

HE IS CTHULHU!!!!

[CourtFool]

Laughing Pony blew boogies!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Is it too late to retitle this thread? Or are you just really wanting to concentrate on this one thing?

I Always Knew There Was SomethingS Strange About Sebastian

[Sharoth]

~sad sigh~ Great! The truth is out about my one and only Buddy!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Great pic, Nevynxxx, although I still think that he's multi-colored.

You know, like Bella Sara and Sauron.

[Secretlyreplacedwith]

Lawyers are creatures of many forms. Shapechanging is one of the gifts bestowed by the powers of hell when we turn in our hearts for safe keeping.

[Mike Welham]

Lawyers aren't Great Old Ones. Well, maybe those Supreme Court Justices, but that's it.

[Hugo Solis]

Nah, he just ate some bad tacos the other night

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Aren't bad tacos just a tool of the powers of hell?

[Hugo Solis]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Aren't bad tacos just a tool of the powers of hell?

Nah, how could you believe that?

Here, have some tacos

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Hugo, being as I'm a Texan, that ploy won't work on me. Go try it on some wet behind the ears Yankeh.

[Hugo Solis]

You are Texan? So bad tacos have no effect on you... you are already evil :P

[Mairkurion {tm}]

They only have no effect because of my native ability to spot them...or to update myself, perceive them.

[Celestial Healer]

Mmmmm. Bad tacos....

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Mmmmm. Bad tacos....

They aren't bad... they just need to Atone for alignment hiccups.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

You may want to try the new amazing Chipotlaway®!

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You may want to try the new amazing Chipotlaway®!

{googles} Nope, don't seem to have that problem. I might need an iLiver though once they work out the incompatibilities with Snow Leopard and add Blu-Ray support.

[The Old Man of the Mountains]

I don't know nuthin bout no sheenry.

[Darkwolf]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

You may want to try the new amazing Chipotlaway®!

Shudder...

They built one of those horrid places down the street from my house. Property values plummeted. :-(

[CourtFool]

Wolfthulhu wrote:

They built one of those horrid places down the street from my house. Property values plummeted. :-(

Right. It had nothing to do with the Walmart across the street.

[Scrappy-Doo Slaad]

CourtFool wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

They built one of those horrid places down the street from my house. Property values plummeted. :-(

Right. It had nothing to do with the Walmart across the street.

S-Mart kicks Wal-Mart's ass.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Sebastian Mart?

[Secretlyreplacedwith]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sebastian Mart?

I'll be the store greeter.

[Celestial Healer]

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sebastian Mart?

I'll be the store greeter.

I don't think that's a good business plan.

[David Wickham]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sebastian Mart?

I'll be the store greeter.

I don't think that's a good business plan.

I'm sure it would work quite nicely... for other businesses.

[Scrappy-Doo Slaad]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sebastian Mart?

I'll be the store greeter.

I don't think that's a good business plan.

Sure it is... he'd be a reverse bouncer:

Customer attempts to leave with purchases.
Secretlyreplacedwith: You can't leave. This cart isn't even half-full! Go to the Shrine to Sebastion in back and Atone; if His Mighty Ponyness doesn't strike you dead, purchase another 100gp worth of merch and checkout again.

[houstonderek]

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Sebastian Mart?

I'll be the store greeter.

"F~!! you, what are you doing here?", I suppose?