The thread "secret police" thread.
That's gross and degenerate. You are bringing down our society with your barbarism.
P.S. You are an attention whore.
How's that?
Lighten up, francis.
don't you mean
beedybeedybeedy?
Pot golem? Where?!
Pot golem? Where?!
dANG HIPPEH!:.. Huh, wrong thread, my bad
Pot golem? Where?!dANG HIPPEH!:.. Huh, wrong thread, my bad
No, that is acceptable on any thread.
No, that is acceptable on any thread.Pot golem? Where?!dANG HIPPEH!:.. Huh, wrong thread, my bad
Alrighty
Dang Hippeh!
You are an attention whore.
I thought I heard someone call.
1. It was not pie and therefore you have demonstrated your inability to make informed and educated decisions. One questions what you actually offer our society as a whole. Perhaps you life would be more apropos lived under socialism where the state can assist you and prevent you from doing harm to yourself or someone else through sheer incompetence.
2. You are obviously supporting the Belgian Mayonnaise conspiracy.
Nope, no one called for an Elitist Drama Queen.
Ode de Sumo. It is a good scent for you.
3. Yap yap!
Does someone else have the munchies?
Pot golem? Where?!
...that would be wild...
...who are you again?
Does someone else have the munchies?
are you a "femenine monthly towel"?
*sniffs the towel*
I think that's actually Eau de Llamafrog actually, he's a pesky bastard.Nope, no one called for an Elitist Drama Queen.
Ode de Sumo. It is a good scent for you.
You should stop drinking from my water bowl if you don't like the smell..
*licks Callous Jack*
Or just maybe....?
I had roasted frog legs once. Does that count as wierd? ~looks at Butterfrog's legs and licks my chops~ YUMMY!!!
~pulls out the meat cleaver~ Come here little froggy!
...what...
...why is the tinfoil lizard chasing the talking frog...
...anyone have some cheetohs...
Does someone else have the munchies?are you a "femenine monthly towel"?
*sniffs the towel*
...you're funny...
...your breath smells like tidey bowl...
...I like you...
I'm telling the authorities that you are smoking pot in here!
<Sticks out tongue>
Pot golem? Where?!...that would be wild...
...who are you again?
Hello, there Towely. I heard there was a pot golem in this thread--have you seen it?
I'm telling the authorities that you are smoking pot in here!
<Sticks out tongue>
...no thanks...I use toilet paper...
...ha ha ha ha...
...that cracks me up every time...
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...
...what's so funny...
Hello, there Towely. I heard there was a pot golem in this thread--have you seen it?Pot golem? Where?!...that would be wild...
...who are you again?
...what...
...where...
...I can make a bong out of any three objects...
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Hello, there Towely. I heard there was a pot golem in this thread--have you seen it?Pot golem? Where?!...that would be wild...
...who are you again?
...what...
...where...
...I can make a bong out of any three objects...
You're objects are:
An empty Cheez-It box
A portable DVD player
A red stapler.
This is just to avoid derailing teh other thread.Nobody cares.
Heathy, I just want to say, I care...
Not about derailing, of course, but that you would mistreat yourself with this gastronomic abomination. Please, be good to yourself.
You're objects are:An empty Cheez-It box
A portable DVD player
A red stapler.
...hey...where'd the Cheez-It's go...
...wow...a DVD player...anyone got a tv...
...thanks for the stuff...why'd you give it to me again...
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I used to like PB and mayo sandwiches as a kid.
Now the thought makes me a little queasy.
Then again, little kids eat boogers, so I guess PB and mayo is haut cuisine for the five-year-old set.
Other things I've eaten as a farm boy who worked for an animal park and at a yacht club for millionaires as a kid;
dolphin (no, not fish, not shark, not 'mahi-mahi', actual honest-to-gosh friendly and intelligent Flipper steak, and I think that's illegal now... Maybe it was then, too. I dunno.)
mako shark (made me sick, too oily)
ostrich (bleh)
ostrich eggs (whoa, that was an omelette!)
alligator (chewy, gamey, does it make sense that a critter that lives in a mud-hole ends up tasting like mud?)
rattlesnake (not bad, they'd bag hundreds of 'em during the annual hunt down at Pryor, well, they said thousands, but I divide the numbers generated by a swarm of drunken rednecks with shotguns by ten and it's probably close to accurate...)
rabbit (we fastened a board that hung down from the bumper and would go out driving the backroads to hit them as they tried to run across the road, bring them home and roast 'em up. Yeah. That's how we rolled. I love cuddly, fluffy widdle bunny-rabbits, stuffed with mushrooms and roasted in red wine.)
goat (we slaughtered our own. Not my favorite. Years of having nothing but goat milk in the house also wasn't fun.)
frog legs (scrum-dilly-icious. Man, I went to an all-you-could eat buffet that had frog legs and I must've gained five pounds, and that was after seeing the Muppet Movie!)
snails (taste just like lobster, when you put butter on them. Then again, you know what also tastes just as good with butter on it and *doesn't* cost 24.95 a lb? Toast. Lobster can kiss my grits. I'll have toast, and save the other 23 dollars to buy something at the Paizo store.)
What's the weirdest / coolest / grossest food you've eaten?
What's the weirdest / coolest / grossest food you've eaten?
Had some sauteed crickets for lunch one day last year. Not too bad, but not my favorite. Ate duck foot with my Chinese neighbor, and had cow foot in Jamaica (ate a lot of curried goat there, too).
Kangaroo jerky is quite tasty.
I'll eat just about anything that doesn't eat me first, so of course the ostritch, emu, alligator, crocodile, elk, bison, wild boar, bunny rabbit, frogs' legs, escargot, fois gras, shark, octopus, roe, etc. are all old hat. I was at the Lonesome Dove restaurant in Ft. Worth the night the "weird food" guy had their rattlesnake and rabbit sausage -- I'd beaten him to it by about 10 minutes.
Love alligator and frog legs and snails.
Toast as lobster? Eh...I gotta part ways with you there, although I respect your priorities and I sure eat a lot less lobster than I used to (as in, now almost none), except when there is some crazy drop in price.
Love goat, love shark...although I'm not sure I ever had mako. A lot of these things I'm sure are affected by individual quality and preparation. Love lamb. Rabbit was delicious, but it kind of bothers me eating things that are too cute and cuddly, so I'm not sure I'd do it again. I wouldn't eat dolphin, since it's a really intelligent mammal and a friend of man...although, I certainly would in the right deprived situation.
Oysters are gross and break my no disgusting food law, but I LOVE them anyway.
Antelope, bison, and elk are all good. I have to be very careful at certain traditional Thai restaurants when it comes to soups. I don't do entrails...and don't bring up sausage to me, because all my sausage is made by the sausage fairies and is not made of anything disgusting...LALALALALALA!
EDIT: Good point, fois gras is also disgusting, but delicious. I won't eat 1000 year old duck eggs. I'd try snake, as I assume it tastes like chicken. About the only creeping critter I could say for sure I'd try are real locusts, as they are big, look kind of clean, and people from Africa say they taste like shrimp.
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Hello, there Towely. I heard there was a pot golem in this thread--have you seen it?Pot golem? Where?!...that would be wild...
...who are you again?
...what...
...where...
...I can make a bong out of any three objects...
You're objects are:
An empty Cheez-It box
A portable DVD player
A red stapler.
Fakey closes the Cheez-it box, poking a hole in the end and ripping a slightly larger hole in the top. (If the stapler has staples you can use it to seal up the box better) Rip apart the stapler for the metal parts, placing the staple chamber on the top of the box with the staple dispensing end over the top hole. Use the staple spring to fasten the stapler's chamber to the top of the box. Place the burnable vegetable matter in the staple chamber near the dispensing end. Light the vegetable matter while inhaling through the smaller hole in the end of the box. Pop an appropriate movie for such activities into the portable DVD player. Giggle.
Please kids, don't try this at home. I'm a prained trofessional.
Man, I'm still lookin for the pot golem...