Behold as I unleash my orbiting Terahertz ray Cannon. I'll just simultaneously peel back the fifty billion rolls of Stickytape that I have stuck to the moon...and direct that awesome power into the Wave guide until it is a gigawatt of energy per square millimetre. Now as I use that Wave energy as the modulating carrier for a singe word: DIE!
Six billion heads explode in their skulls.
Shame you forgot to plug it in. [phew!]
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ericthecleric wrote: Shame you forgot to plug it in. [phew!] I am more amazed that Mr Dingo got an Avatar
It sounds like someone likes their science mad...
*shades on*
...and I don't mean angry.
Horatio Caine wrote: It sounds like someone likes their science mad...
*shades on*
...and I don't mean angry.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
ericthecleric wrote: Shame you forgot to plug it in. [phew!] Electricity free technology...
yellowdingo wrote: ericthecleric wrote: Shame you forgot to plug it in. [phew!] Electricity free technology... Ummm, what about the people wearing tinfoil hats? It doesn't seem to do very much to them except wreck their haircuts.
Lucinda Darkeyes wrote: yellowdingo wrote: ericthecleric wrote: Shame you forgot to plug it in. [phew!] Electricity free technology... Ummm, what about the people wearing tinfoil hats? It doesn't seem to do very much to them except wreck their haircuts.
In the Terahertz - that tinfoil is going to help 'pop their corn'.
Well, if there are 6 billion dead, then there are at least 700 million still alive. And apparently all here on the boards somewhere, so I'm not detecting any significant losses here . . . .
Now, if he wants to make money, someone should use that tech to solve the fossil-fuel energy crisis!
Lathiira wrote: Well, if there are 6 billion dead, then there are at least 700 million still alive. And apparently all here on the boards somewhere, so I'm not detecting any significant losses here . . . .
Now, if he wants to make money, someone should use that tech to solve the fossil-fuel energy crisis!
Yes, but with all of those people gone, suddenly there are a lot more resources to go around, relatively speaking. He has solved the energy crisis for now.
yellowdingo wrote: Lucinda Darkeyes wrote: yellowdingo wrote: ericthecleric wrote: Shame you forgot to plug it in. [phew!] Electricity free technology... Ummm, what about the people wearing tinfoil hats? It doesn't seem to do very much to them except wreck their haircuts.
In the Terahertz - that tinfoil is going to help 'pop their corn'. Wikipedia, Terahertx radiation wrote: 'Terahertz radiation can pass through clothing, paper, cardboard, wood, masonry, plastic and ceramics. It can also penetrate fog and clouds, but cannot penetrate metal or water.[citation needed]' You'd better let wikipedia know why that line didn't get a citation then.... ;)
The Scientist's Laboratory
Shaking the last of the specially engineered scotch-tape from his fingers, the scientist went back to his calculations. The job was almost done, but unfortunately those who wore tinfoil hats had survived his latest weapon. People had laughed at them and pointed fingers, mocking their strange habits in earlier days, yet now those who had worn such simple but effective protection against not only mind-controlling rays and subliminal radio broadcasts but also terahertz radiation from the moon were the only ones left in a world suddenly full of headless corpses.
Now he just needed a way to deal with the tinfoil hat wearers, which they couldn't possibly have foreseen and taken precautions against. He cracked his knuckles, and chortled softly to himself.
Activate the frequency Doubler monopoles...A second burst with the Terahertz ray cannon yeilds a burst of x-rays.
"Cook you tinfoil wearin Parasites! Cook!"
boyoyoyoyng! schlorp!
jumps into leo; stickytongues the satellite.
By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth!! Look at the carnage!!
Good thing I'm already dead. Looks like us undead types have got the world to ourselves, now...
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