Whatt nods in the darkness as he neatly folds the empty crisp bag and puts it in a pocket. He tries steeple his fingertips together, but in the dark he can't quite make them match up.
"Mmmmmm. My handthh can't touth eath other right. I hope Commieff aren't pumping Commie gaff into the air. I hate thoth Commie bafthterds. And, Miffon Leader, when you addreff The Computer, it'f a proper noun and thould be addreffed ath thuch. The Computer can tell when you don't thay it right."
"I'm thithty."
The elevator begins to freefall...
Ahhhh. Is this supposed to be happening?
GM
SAM:
Chuckles attempts to regain his composure and pulls himself back to his feet clumsily after being doubled over in pain. He sniffs the air,
"Wow...lemony! I don't remember eating anything lemony fresh."
Trying to talk through clenched teeth, and trying to ignore the impending doom grumbling in the pit of his stomach, he urgently stutters "You know pa-pals...whatever the com-computer is capable of...I hope it doesn't take much longer because, heh heh... I sort of get that feeling like I-I'm gonna b-b-burst!"
The elevator begins to freefall...
"OK now I KNOW you guys have to feel th-thaaat..."
Chuckles attempts to grab on to whatever is closest to him to stop himself from collapsing into a useless pile on the floor but fails to gain purchase.
"I fee-feel like I'm fuh-flying! Only. What's it called when you're flying but you're only guh-going down? Oh yeah...S-S-SPLAT."
GM only
Crap.
(Hopefully not literally.)
Chuckles:
In the darkness, a PDC screen lights up.
GM:
Well team I hope our next clones are equally loyal and competent servants to the computer. It's been a pleasure serving as your leader.
Chuckles, I think I'm going to need a few more pills.
Whatt bumps against the wall and slides to the floor still nodding and relaxed. "I'm thure it'th all part of The Computer'th Mathter Program. Faith in The Computer ith compulthory and right. Inthead of uthing power, The Computer mutht thee it proper to uthe gravity to take uth to the right level.
I'm thtill thirthty. Doeth anyone have any B3?"
The lights come back on, the elevator botbrain kicks in, and the elevator slams to a stop. Tataz and Sam are slammed to the floor, knocking SAM silly, and knocking Tataz out as she hits her head twice from bouncing on her um...assets. Liam is slammed to the floor of the elevator and you hear a sharp crack from the PDC he was holding. Whatt and Chuckles were already on the floor of the el...
The elevator bot says: "Please wait while we ascend to your floor"
The elevator begins to rise again.
The lights come back on, the elevator botbrain kicks in, and the elevator slams to a stop. Tataz and Sam are slammed to the floor, knocking SAM silly, and knocking Tataz out as she hits her head twice from bouncing on her um...assets. Liam is slammed to the floor of the elevator and you hear a sharp crack from the PDC he was holding. Whatt and Chuckles were already on the floor of the el...
The elevator bot says: "Please wait while we ascend to your floor"
The elevator begins to rise again.
Chuckles lets out a muffled "hee-heee" and lethargically mumbles with his face pressed into the floor "that was fun. I wanna go again."
SAM
Liam
Chuckles
Tataz
Whatt
Elevator: "I'm sorry citizen, but there are too many citizens waiting in the queues to allow such frivolous uses of complex resrouces, your request has been noted and forwarded to Internal Security. Thank you have a nice day."
Timestamp: 1906:214.06.06
The elevator stops, the doors begin to open
"Thank you for using me, I was happy to..." The elevator doors slam shut and then the elevator suddenly accelerates, plastering all of you to the floor.
"Sorry Citizens a Blue citizen has requested use of this elevator, therefore we're passing your floor."
Timestamp 1907.00:214.06.06
The elevator stops, the doors begin to open
"Thank you for using me, I was happy to..." The elevator doors slam shut and then the elevator suddenly accelerates, plastering all of you to the floor.
"Sorry Citizens a Blue citizen has requested use of this elevator, therefore we're passing your floor."
Chuckles' contagious laughter booms continuously throughout the elevator as the it careens to it's destination.
SAM:
Timescale moved up 3 minutes for R&D, you need to report to R&D at *91%:214.06.06
Timestamp 1907.43:214.06.06
Liam also begins to laugh, the deep kind of laugh that comes from the back of your throat.
GM:
Liam also begins to laugh, the deep kind of laugh that comes from the back of your throat.
GM:** spoiler omitted **
** spoiler omitted **Liam also begins to laugh, the deep kind of laugh that comes from the back of your throat.
GM:** spoiler omitted **
GM:
The elevator stops abruptly, vaulting everyone a foot in the air, Tataz bounces twice again...
DING!
The doors open and a blue citizen and 12 green goons step into the elevator.
The green goons are pointing their cone rifles in your direction.as the form a double line behind the blue citizen.
"EITHER AGAINST THE WALL OR OFF THE EL YOU MAGGOTS! NOW"
"R&D Sub-Basement AREA FIVE ONE Elevator....what is that AWFUL SMELL???" he then mumbles something about reds being worse than Infrareds... "Bruno, Find out who their Team Leader is."
Timestamp 1907.45:214.06.06
=D
The elevator stops abruptly, vaulting everyone a foot in the air, Tataz bounces twice again...
DING!
The doors open and a blue citizen and 12 green goons step into the elevator.
The green goons are pointing their cone rifles in your direction.as the form a double line behind the blue citizen.
"EITHER AGAINST THE WALL OR OFF THE EL YOU MAGGOTS! NOW"
"R&D Sub-Basement AREA FIVE ONE Elevator....what is that AWFUL SMELL???" he then mumbles something about reds being worse than Infrareds... "Bruno, Find out who their Team Leader is."
Timestamp 1907.45:214.06.06
=D
Chuckles scurries to his feet and plasters his body up against the back wall. He grins an uncomfortably wide grin and stares insistently at Sam, waiting for a lead to follow. Then he gets distracted and reaches his foot out hesitantly and nudges Tataz's limp body and says, "Wakey wakey. Time to get up, sleepy head!"
Liam plasters himself against the wall and stares at the blue citizen, a too-wide smile on his face. "Greetings, sir."
GM:
Green goon that you assume is Bruno: "Otay Bozz, uh, which onez of youz reds iz duh teem leeber?"
LIAM
Liam 2
Green goon that you assume is Bruno: "Otay Bozz, uh, which onez of youz reds iz duh teem leeber?"
LIAM ** spoiler omitted **
"He is. Sam-R-SPD-1 is the team leader.", Liam says as he attempts to point at Sam while keeping his hands up.
GM:
Green goon that you assume is Bruno: "Otay Bozz, uh, which onez of youz reds iz duh teem leeber?"
LIAM ** spoiler omitted **
"He is. Sam-R-SPD-1 is the team leader.", Liam says as he attempts to point at Sam while keeping his hands up.
GM:** spoiler omitted **
Chuckles gawks at the goons standing on Tataz's motionless body, "Wow. That looks painful." Turning to Liam he reiterates, "Doesn't that look painful? Looks painful."
He continues to stare for several seconds before finally getting down on the floor to drag Tataz over into the corner. He tries gently shouldering his way through the crowd and starts pulling her by the ankles towards him, and when he can't budge her he looks up and meekly asks, "Uh...sir? Do you think...that is...::terrified guffaw:: I would love to obey orders and proceed to the back of the elevator but it appears you...through no fault of your own! Are ::chortle:: um standing on our HO! If you wouldn't mind just shimmying a touch over, nothing would make me happier than dragging our HO into the corner, see." Instead of waiting for a response, he continues to strain unsuccessfully to tug her body towards the corner. Fumbling and tripping all over everything in his path, he falls right on his butt, "Whoo boy ::huff puff:: looks like someone needs to ::grunt:: lay off the cold fun 'N algae chips, am I right, fellas? Heh heh...that was a joke guys...heh...::ahem::"
Chuckles!!
much of what Chuckles says is slurred as the enitre time he's moving to grab Tataz, he has 6 cone rifles pressed against his face, everyone else still has at least one conerifle pointed at them the entire time.
Liam:
"What the- Excuse me for a moment, gentlemen, I seem to have a message. Oh don't you dare die now you little..." Liam pulls out his broken PDC and winces slightly as he checks it.
Liam
DING! "Thank you for riding...R&D Sub-basement AREA FIVE ONE"
"FIVE..."
Timestamp 1908.18:214.06.06
"What the- I didn't order a pint of Cold Fun..."
GM:
Liam stands there looking at his PDC as the blue citizen and his posse step out of the elevator, then Liam chucks his PDC at the blue citizen as the doors begin to close...
Timestamp 1908.21:214.06.06
it hits the citizen in the back of the head just as the doors close...
Timestamp 1908.22:214.06.06
The elevator begins to ascend. "Don't worry citizens, I'll get you to R&D right now..." chirps the elevator.
Timestamp 1908.25:214.06.06
Sam hops to his feet, Well they were rather rude weren't they?
Whatt just kind of rolled to the edge of the elevator when the higer ranking cotore got on... they had every right to comondeer the elevator as far as he was concerned. When they get off, he gets wobbily to his feet, looking longingly down the corridor in hopes of seeing a Bubbly Beverage vending machine, but alas, does not.
When Liam throws his PDC, Whatt straightens and shakes a finger. "Hey, Thitithen, that PDthee ith property that The Computer entruthts to you! Throwing it ith a treathonouth act. Throwing it at a higher ranking thitithen ith doubly tho! Hitting one ith athault!"
He takes out his notebook and starts making notations.
DING! The elevator arrives at your floor, the doors are wide open...
Elevator: "Well isn't that strange the Blue citizen is already done at AREA FIVE ONE...departing in 3...2..."
Timestamp: 1909.57:214.06.06
"Actually, I was aiming for the trash receptacle they were in front of. I just have a weak throwing arm."
GM:
Once I am able to come around to consciousness.....
Eyes opened wide in surprise and fright, from my position down on this rather uncomfortable roller coaster ride called and elevator, staring up at my teammates........smacking my lips, and making a bad-taste-in-the-mouth expression and rubbing my tongue around to get it out - stretching my jaw.....
"why does my mouth feel like so dry.....I didn't even eat any alge chips. And my jaw feels totally sore....like something hard and long was shoved in my mouth.....In fact my jaw hasn't felt like this since I spent that night at the Vulture Troops camp......."
feeling extreme vertigo from the high velocity climb, she feels better just laying there......
"It's good this elevator moves so fast, I know how important it is for us to get where we're going.....wait....weren't we suppose to be going down?"
Chuckles gawks at Liam in disbelief for a moment and then can't resist the urge to burst into the most ludicrous kind of laughter you've heard from Chuckles yet. You almost want to cover your ears to try and block out the shrill, crazed cackle. He gives Liam an overly familiar pat on the back that feels more like a hard slap, then he wipes a tear from his eye and gives a contented sigh. Then he starts up into a second sputter of laughter that trails off
After Whatt's speech, he gives him a sideways glance and jokes, "Say it, don't spray it, buddy. Hyuk hyuk."
Then something dawns on Chuckles... he staggers torpidly over to Liam on his wobbly legs, swings an arm around his neck in an affectionate gesture and says, "You know what I think? I think you need a little visit from DOCtor Chuckles! ::stifled laugh:: Maybe that last dose wore off a little too quicky-quick. But don't worry, chum. The doctor iiiisss....IN!" Chuckles swiftly thrusts a pill into Laim's mouth and whispers a little too loudly into his ear, "Now you wouldn't want anyone to 'take note' of your sudden urge to break things and mistake it for say...being a member of those destructive little punks, those...'Death Leopards' would ya?" Chuckles gestures suggestively towards Whatt who is currently scribbling away tenaciously at his notepad. "Catch my drift? HA HA...what am I saying? You don't catch drifts! YOU THROW 'EM! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Suddenly, the doors roll open and the voice of the elevator begins counting down. Chuckles blurts out at the top of his lungs, "OH MY CRAP! GO, TEAM, GO!" Then attempts an adept somersault out the door, "Alley-OOP!"
".....and what's that horrible smell???"
"Actually, I was aiming for the trash receptacle they were in front of. I just have a weak throwing arm."
GM:** spoiler omitted **
Liam
Chuckles:
"Actually, I was aiming for the trash receptacle they were in front of. I just have a weak throwing arm."
GM:** spoiler omitted **
Liam ** spoiler omitted **
Chuckles: ** spoiler omitted **
GM only:
Assuming the jarring sudden stop - the vaulting into the air about a foot, and the crashing back onto the not-so-comfortable steel floor of the elevator caused me to jar awake.....
"oooomph! Ow! Who...what....Auntie M is that you? What? Oh! Is this our floor? Whoah.....what's the hurry, Chuckles....you act like there's a firing squad waiting for us somewhere.....wait.....I need....to...get...up....here.....BOOBS!"
seeing team-members scurrying off the elevator, I try to get up and get out of the elevator as soon as I can......
Tataz
Wow, almost to the end of another page! nice...
Though Sam isn't particularly concerned with the antics of his team, he figures he should try to keep them in line a bit since he's the leader.
Okay team, good job in the elevator. Now let's press forward R&D, we don't want to be tardy.
He then tromps forward expecting his team to follow, hoping that he can actually find R&D.
Though Sam isn't particularly concerned with the antics of his team, he figures he should try to keep them in line a bit since he's the leader.
Okay team, good job in the elevator. Now let's press forward R&D, we don't want to be tardy.
He then tromps forward expecting his team to follow, hoping that he can actually find R&D.
SAM
As you step out of the elevator, you're in an enormous hallway, 30' tall, 50 feet wide and 100' long, there's a massive blast door at the end of the hall, that says....
You feel the ground shake
"Death Leopards are like Commies, the only good thing about them is how entertaining they are while bleeding out on the floor. Now give me the happy pill, Chuckles." Liam then raises his camera and looks around the area and begins to narrate. "Our noble band of Troubleshooters has now reached the R&D department, one step closer to acheiving their goal of killing Commies.
GM:
"Death Leopards are like Commies, the only good thing about them is how entertaining they are while bleeding out on the floor. Now give me the happy pill, Chuckles." Liam then raises his camera and looks around the area and begins to narrate. "Our noble band of Troubleshooters has now reached the R&D department, one step closer to acheiving their goal of killing Commies.
GM:** spoiler omitted **
You feel the ground shake
"Was that your stomach again, Chuckles?"
ou're in an enormous hallway, 30' tall, 50 feet wide and 100' long, there's a massive blast door at the end of the hall,
"Woah - that door is like bigger than the vault door at Arkham Asylum! That's where Batman keeps all his Mutant Commie Traitors and does experiments on them to turn them into loyal Computer-Loving citizens!"
"C'mon, team - I bet there's all sorts total fun to be found in there for Troubleshooters of all Security Clearances! What could possibly go wrong in there?!? This is going to be fun!!!"
Hurries down the hall
You feel the ground shake
"Was that your stomach again, Chuckles?"
ou're in an enormous hallway, 30' tall, 50 feet wide and 100' long, there's a massive blast door at the end of the hall,"Woah - that door is like bigger than the vault door at Arkham Asylum! That's where Batman keeps all his Mutant Commie Traitors and does experiments on them to turn them into loyal Computer-Loving citizens!"
"C'mon, team - I bet there's all sorts total fun to be found in there for Troubleshooters of all Security Clearances! What could possibly go wrong in there?!? This is going to be fun!!!"
Hurries down the hall
"Woah - that door is like bigger than the vault door at Arkham Asylum! That's where Batman keeps all his Mutant Commie Traitors and does experiments on them to turn them into loyal Computer-Loving citizens!"
"Just in cast this IS Arkham Asylum....none of you are secretly Mutants are you? That would be very unfortunate and cause a great deal of unhappiness if you were to be detained there, costing us a valued and trusted Troubleshooter from our team!"