*Microwave explodes*Owwww, that's gonna leave a mark.
*blinks as shrapnel bounces off his various protective wards*
I believe that would be dinner.
(flies through orbit)
I don't like playing boardgames with Celestial Follower.
He cheats.
I would never cheat, boss. I mean, yeah, there was that time I accidentally found $2000 when we were playing Celestial Monopoly, but it really was an accident.
Speaking of which, it looks like the microwave broke. :(
Damn. Now how are we going to heat up these pizza rolls?
CF, heat up the deep fryer.
The *gulp* deep fryer?
<Places 2 symbols of pain, a symbol of death, and a tile that will summon Mortie Cthulhu>
M-O-O-N spells moon.
<Places 2 symbols of pain, a symbol of death, and a tile that will summon Mortie Cthulhu>
M-O-O-N spells moon.
(rolls through)
I needed that extra O. Much obliged. And perfectly placed, convenient, yeeessss.
*places S-H-O-G-G-(one of CF's symbols here)-T-H*
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I needed that extra O. Much obliged. And perfectly placed, convenient, yeeessss.
*places S-H-O-G-G-(one of CF's symbols here)-T-H*
Good one Nurn. Let's see. 1 point for S, 4 for H, 1 for O, 2 each for the G's, then...
ARGGGGGHHHHH! ASMODEUS HELP ME, THE PAIN IS SO AWFUL!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOOKED AT IT AGAIN!!!
...1 for T and 4 for the final H. On a double word score that's 32. Not bad, not bad at all.
I've always wondered why the game closet is next to an astral pool. It makes the games get all weird. Remember that "Shoots and Bladders" game that summoned Dick Cheney? That one sucked.
*Microwave explodes again and Angel Fish flies out*
*Floats to Scrabble game and dramatically places--*
GAH! PAIN AND SUFFERING! KILL ME! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
*Shakes it off and finishes putting down tiles*
Z-Z-X-X-Q-Z-W-X-V-Y-Z-Z-Z-X-Y...that spells Zzxxqzwxvyzzzxy. A type of fish located in the Far Realm by myself a few minutes ago. I named it, of course. So...how many points is that?
*Microwave explodes again and Angel Fish flies out*
*Floats to Scrabble game and dramatically places--*
GAH! PAIN AND SUFFERING! KILL ME! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
*Shakes it off and finishes putting down tiles*
Z-Z-X-X-Q-Z-W-X-V-Y-Z-Z-Z-X-Y...that spells Zzxxqzwxvyzzzxy. A type of fish located in the Far Realm by myself a few minutes ago. I named it, of course. So...how many points is that?
-132. Damned sign bit!
*Microwave explodes again and Angel Fish flies out*
*Floats to Scrabble game and dramatically places--*
GAH! PAIN AND SUFFERING! KILL ME! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
*Shakes it off and finishes putting down tiles*
Z-Z-X-X-Q-Z-W-X-V-Y-Z-Z-Z-X-Y...that spells Zzxxqzwxvyzzzxy. A type of fish located in the Far Realm by myself a few minutes ago. I named it, of course. So...how many points is that?-132. Damned sign bit!
...
LOOK! SOMETHING SHINY, GUYS!*Scribbles Triple Word Score under word with crayon*
Hey, look at that. Guess you must have missed this the first time.
Woah! Looks like thawing you out really improved your Scrabble skills, Angel Fish!
Woah! Looks like thawing you out really improved your Scrabble skills, Angel Fish!
So whose turn is it now?
(rolls through)
Interesting. According to these rules--
*Points to a blank space in the rules*
What? Uh...did you guys get a new game board?
Interesting. According to these rules--
*Points to a blank space in the rules*
What? Uh...did you guys get a new game board?
The last one met with a...mysterious accident.
Interesting. According to these rules--
*Points to a blank space in the rules*
What? Uh...did you guys get a new game board?The last one met with a...mysterious accident.
...
Curses.Okay, I just have to, uh, fix some typos. *Starts adding rules in crayon*
CH, you have an infestation.
I know an excellent exterminator. *dials Olangru's business line*
smurf
smurf
Goose!
Just kidding.
smurf
Duck...smurf.
Goose.
*finger of death at the smu^fs*
Where is that blasted bar-lgura...
Duck...smurf.
Duck...smurf.
That's the best part. Since we're giving people more posts on their threads and keeping them at the top, the creators rarely mind. Continue the smurfage!
Are these blue fellows any good at Scrabble?
{offers him a birthday appletini and fresh platter of pizza rolls}
The deep fryer made doughnuts. With sprinkles!
