*pokes out from hiding place*
Leave me alone. I've started wars over far less.
*goes back into hiding*
*pokes out from hiding place*
Leave me alone. I've started wars over far less.
*goes back into hiding*
Did he see his shadow?
*knocks on door*
"Hello? Is Seoni home?"
*knocks on door*
"Hello? Is Seoni home?"
If he's kidnapped Seoni, every Paizoian on the Boards is gonna show up to free her. {grabs buttered popcorn, pulls up a chair} This oughta be good.
*pops out of hiding*
I didn't kidnap anybody. Get off my lawn!
*hides*
*pops out of hiding*
I didn't kidnap anybody. Get off my lawn!
*hides*
Stumbles in, soaked.
Blimey, I didn't expect that water to hit me!Spots the dick.
Aha!
Shoots with the paintball gun, with his special ball of entanglement. Runs up to the dick, then stabs him repeatedly with the potato peeler before skinning and gutting him.
Ace! Mr. Moorluck's chef will be most pleased!
*pops out of hiding*
I didn't kidnap anybody. Get off my lawn!
*hides*
Stumbles in, soaked.
Blimey, I didn't expect that water to hit me!
Spots the dick.
Aha!
Shoots with the paintball gun, with his special ball of entanglement. Runs up to the dick, then stabs him repeatedly with the potato peeler before skinning and gutting him.
Ace! Mr. Moorluck's chef will be most pleased!
Can I have the keys to the bunker? Might be something fun inside!
Can I have the keys to the bunker? Might be something fun inside!*pops out of hiding*
I didn't kidnap anybody. Get off my lawn!
*hides*
Stumbles in, soaked.
Blimey, I didn't expect that water to hit me!
Spots the dick.
Aha!
Shoots with the paintball gun, with his special ball of entanglement. Runs up to the dick, then stabs him repeatedly with the potato peeler before skinning and gutting him.
Ace! Mr. Moorluck's chef will be most pleased!
Of course!
Tosses.
Thanks for the keys!
*wanders into bunker*
Hmm. Let's see. 'Secret Plans to Control the World'. Not what I'm looking for. What else do we have? 'Secret Plans to Control the World, v.2'. Nope, that's not it either. Wow, there's a lot of these in here.
Hello, what's this? A big red button that says 'Do Not Touch'?
Nothing fun in here. Just a bunch of stuffed wildlife and papers and a button.
*leaves, dropping key into mailbox on the way out but not locking the door*
Maybe there's something more fun at the next bunker . . . .
*re-forms*
Once again, you have missed my phylactery.
*boards another waiting helicopter and sets out over the ocean*
*re-forms*
Once again, you have missed my phylactery.
*boards another waiting helicopter and sets out over the ocean*
Truly, I solely needed part of you for the spotted dick. Now I will be able to make it over and over again!