Friday Funny at KQ – The Complete Bastard’s Polymorph

[Dementrius]

For all your transmutation fun and games:
The complete bastard's polymorph

[Matthew Morris]

Dementrius wrote:

For all your transmutation fun and games:

The complete bastard's polymorph

Not sure I agree with the durations on all those, but I laughed.

Now if only my battle sorcerer had reached 16th level :-)

[The Dalesman]

I might pull this list out when my players finally take on

Spoiler:

Karzoug at the end of the RotRL AP

There's just some evil stuff in that list.... ;)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"

[Dementrius]

The Dalesman wrote:

There's just some evil stuff in that list.... ;)

#97 is my personal favourite for adding injury to insult. SNAP!

[Crimson Jester]

Dementrius wrote:

The Dalesman wrote:

There's just some evil stuff in that list.... ;)

#97 is my personal favourite for adding injury to insult. SNAP!

#90 gave me the giggles.

[Dementrius]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Dementrius wrote:

The Dalesman wrote:

There's just some evil stuff in that list.... ;)

#97 is my personal favourite for adding injury to insult. SNAP!

#90 gave me the giggles.

I can just see the party's barbarian sitting cross-legged on the floor, reading the party's mage one syllable at a time.