The World Famous Atomic Buffalo Turd

[David Fryer]

Okay so I heard about Cooter's Backyard Bar and Grill on the radio and realized that they have the ultimate gamer snack. It is called the Atomic Buffalo Turd and is a half of a jalapeno stuffed with cheese and a cocktail weenie, wrapped in bacon, and then grilled. The name is pretty redneck, and yet I could see these being eaten at gaming tables all over the country, if not the world. The only way to make them better is if we battered them and deep fried them. Thoughts?

[Celestial Healer]

My tastebuds would love it and my arteries would hate it. That's my kind of snack!

[Emperor7]

Yummy! This would definitely add to the 'aroma', aka Cloud of Death, around our gaming table!

[Callous Jack]

The title made me think Jade had a new radio show with a sardonic name.

[Adam Daigle]

Callous Jack wrote:

The title made me think Jade had a new radio show with a sardonic name.

I kinda thought the same thing. And I was hurt that he hadn't said anything about it. Then I thought, "Nah, Jade would come up with a way better name."

[David Fryer]

Nope, no new Jade website here. Just tasty but totally bad for you redneck food goodness.

[Gark the Goblin]

Celestial Healer wrote:

My tastebuds would love it and my arteries would hate it. That's my kind of snack!

Isn't there a cleric spell for that sort of thing?

[Kruelaid]

I love the title of this thread. It is so awesome that I didn't read a word.

Now I'm going to read it.

[Kruelaid]

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Oh how I miss American cuisine.

[David Fryer]

Kruelaid wrote:

I love the title of this thread. It is so awesome that I didn't read a word.

Now I'm going to read it.

I know, the name alone is an awesome conversation starter. Imagie going to a resturant and saying "I'd like a basket of turds and some fries please."

[David Fryer]

I found a picture.

[Emperor7]

David Fryer wrote:

I found a picture.

Yummy! Looks so nutritious!

[David Fryer]

I also found a recipe. I love the description. "
It has been said that "bacon is the crack of the food world". Well then I have found crystal meth, crack, and heroin all rolled into one."

[Xaaon of Xen'Drik]

Ugh, no thanks...

don't do bacon, or cocktail weinies... haha

so it won't be seen at my gaming table, you guys enjoy that!! =D

[Emperor7]

David Fryer wrote:

I also found a recipe. I love the description. "

It has been said that "bacon is the crack of the food world". Well then I have found crystal meth, crack, and heroin all rolled into one."

The only bummer about this is waiting for them to smoke. Any quicker route to culinary perfection? Precooking the bacon a bit?

[David Fryer]

Emperor7 wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I also found a recipe. I love the description. "

It has been said that "bacon is the crack of the food world". Well then I have found crystal meth, crack, and heroin all rolled into one."

The only bummer about this is waiting for them to smoke. Any quicker route to culinary perfection? Precooking the bacon a bit?

Possibly, or as I suggested earlier, just beer batter them and deep fry them.

[Lilith]

Cocktail weenies? COCKTAIL WEENIES?!?!?

I'd go for a cheddar bratwurst piece with applewood smoked bacon.

[David Fryer]

Excellent suggestion. I was going to mix monterey jack and chedder into bulk sausage and use that as the filling, but I like Lilith's idea better. Maybe I'll try chorizo though.

[Disenchanter]

I'd say barbeque beef or pork.

Maybe some thick chili.

[David Fryer]

That sounds pretty good too. I saw a place on Food Network that does chili cheese fries with chili verde. The world of American bar food is truely amazing.

[David Fryer]

Anyone try these yet?