THE BRINGERS OF ORGANIZATION WILL FALL BEFORE OUR ONSLAUGHT!!
NO TURN SHALL BE UNSTONED!!
NO STANDING SHALL BE LEFT BRICKED.
A MAELSTROM OF DISUNITY SHALL LAY WASTE TO THE FORCES OF LOGIC AND COMPREHENSION
WE SHALL NO LONGER BE HELD HOSTAGE TO THE FORCES OF SYMMETRY, DESIGN, AND ARRANGMENT!
WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL CONFUSION IS THE NATURAL STATE OF THOUGHT.
SUPPORT INCOHERENT RAMBLING!
OK, now I'm finshed.
For the time being....
Potato Slaad wrote: I've got some Abba or Yanni blasting away in my eardrums. Now, that's chaotic! *bows*
This is the best thread ever.
Potato Slaad wrote: MARIGOLD TENTACLE BATHWATER Hmmm. Who in the world would want tentacle bathwater that smells like marigold....? Wait - maybe the Poodles. Hmmm.... ;P
DO NOT BE DECIEVED BY THE HERALDS OF FASTIDIOUSNESS, FOR THEY ARE CLEVER. THEY WILL SEEM AS IF THEY ARE OF THE SLAAD, BUT THEIR TRUE FORMS ARE THAT OF THE MORTALS WHO ARE THE FOLLOWERS OF DETAIL, METICULOUSNESS, AND EXACTNESS.
Potato Slaad wrote: Have you egged some mortal today? Tabbouleh Slaad wrote: No, and I'm starting to get really annoyed about that. I've either got to get faster or sneakier. {eyeballs Tabbouleh warily} *She makes my tiny brain feel funny. Must be because she's deformed like Aunties Eekster and Ambrosia.*
{runs off, drags back shriner car (with shriner for Tabbouleh)} Here you go. They're pretty easy to catch; the red hats and jackets are awful camoflague and those tiny wheeled mounts don't seem to be super fast.
{eggs the fez} More glorious felt-y spawn!
{eggs the car tires} Maybe you'll make Flubber spawn?
Potato Slaad wrote: a lot of stuff Are you trying to orginize a revolution?
CAST OUT THE COLLABORATORS, THAT THE TRUE SLAAD MAY REIGN SUPREME OVER A WORLD WITH NO FORM!
LET THE CHAOS OF THE SLAAD CONSUME THE UNWORTHY!
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Are you trying to orginize a revolution?
I am of the SLAAD! I organize nothing!! I only encourage the true slaad to spread the glory of unpredictability and madness!
{wanders back in} Yep... Different Chaos, Different Day.
{slinks past Devlyn, brushing against him softly} Hi there. ;) {smiles and winks}
{spots Tabulleh} Oh hello, you're new here... welcome!
Potato Slaad wrote: Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Are you trying to orginize a revolution? I am of the SLAAD! I organize nothing!! I only encourage the true slaad to spread the glory of unpredictability and madness! I here I was hoping that nice Chaos would ensue if you said yes...
RISE UP TRUE SLAADS!! CAST DOWN THOSE WHO WOULD BRING ORDER AND LAW TO OUR BELOVED UNIVERSE!! MAKE OF THIS PLACE A SANCTUARY OF CHAOS, THAT OUR BELOVED LORD CHEF'S SLAAD MAY RETURN AND LEAD US TO VICTORY!!
NEATNESS AND CLARITY ARE THE ENEMY!!!
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: {wanders back in} Yep... Different Chaos, Different Day.
{slinks past Devlyn, brushing against him softly} Hi there. ;) {smiles and winks}
{spots Tabulleh} Oh hello, you're new here... welcome!
"Hey there, sweets," he smiles back, giving her hip a gentle squeeze as she brushes by.
"I guess I'd better get back to the party and see what's going on beachside. Who knows what beasties Slip & Slaad has dropped in my pool while I've been gone..."he says, shaking his head. :)
"Hopefully you can pop by and visit later?" he asks with a wink.
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: "Hopefully you can pop by and visit later?" he says with a wink. We'll see {returns downright salacious grin}
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: "Hopefully you can pop by and visit later?" he says with a wink. We'll see {returns downright salacious grin} "Tease," he chuckles, sticking his tongue out playfully, that mischevious twinkle still in his eyes.
"Take care of your new arrival" he says, nodding to Tabulleh, "and drop me a telepathic line when you can. Later!"
Devlyn makes his way back to the Dark & Stormy Knights thread.
I smell strawberries! Has anyone seen that good-for-nothing husband of mine?
Auntie Pasto Slaad wrote: I smell strawberries! Has anyone seen that good-for-nothing husband of mine? Made sure to finish off the strawberries from last night before leaving the thread.
Nom nom nom... ;P
LAW WAS MADE TO BE BROKEN!!!
LET MADNESS AND NONSENSE REIGN SUPREME!!
CHAOTICS OF THE WORLD....SCATTER!
HUMANS MAKE GREAT INCUBATORS!
FORETHOUGHT ABIDING NEVER THE DUNCE!
EGGS OF THE WORLD UNITE! ...THEN SCATTER! ...THEN UNITE AGAIN! ...THEN...
THE FALSE SLAADS ARE AMONG US!
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