I appreciate that!
I actually went a wee bit further with the blisters and scars, but probably for the best, it got dialed a teensy notch back.
"May the fleas of a thousand camels nest under your testicles"?
One of my favourite camel curses, right up there with "May you cursed with the flatulence of a rabid camel."
Now we need werecamels!
Wikipedia used to contain an entry for a Middle Eastern seducer fiend. I don't know whether that was an actual myth, but it sure is a creepy monster!
That's the old text:
"A Middle Eastern version of the succubus known as "um al duwayce" (أٌم الدويس) portrays this succubus as a beautiful, alluringly scented woman who wanders the desert on the hooves of a camel. While other forms of the succubus participate in sexual intercourse to collect semen and become impregnated, this particular succubus is instead a judge of character and exacts revenge on those who commit adultery. She attempts to lure these men to have intercourse with her, at which time sharp razors within her vagina slice off the partner's penis, leaving him in agonizing pain. Having rendered the man helpless, she turns into her true form and proceeds to eat him alive."
Sounds like an old wives tale.
Sounds like an old wives tale.
Well, old wives are vicious fiends.