And thank the gods I didn't lose my Skirt of Unending Legs +1, because then I really would've been pissed.
I am not familiar with that item. What does it do?
Oh! That's good advice. He'd probably go crazy once I mentioned the Transmute Armor to Swimsuits spell my twin sister cast on us to protect me from the Heat Metal. effect.Stop it now Innora! You have no idea what manner of creature Snorter turns into if encouraged! Already, that mention of oil has no doubt sent him into paroxysms of juvenile, yet disturbingly seedy, delight.
Instead, please use the e-mail in my profile page to continue this description in detail, and I shall personally vet the events before passing them on to my DM. Thanks!
For most female characters, isn't a spell that transmutes "Armor to Swimsuits" redundant?
Oh! That's good advice. He'd probably go crazy once I mentioned the Transmute Armor to Swimsuits spell my twin sister cast on us to protect me from the Heat Metal. effect.
I'm intrigued by this swimsuit notion and would like to learn more. Send me the emails as well - the inbox is quite large, so you can add photos and even HD vids!
Oh! That's good advice. He'd probably go crazy once I mentioned the Transmute Armor to Swimsuits spell my twin sister cast on us to protect me from the Heat Metal. effect.
That is truly an awful turn of events. Did the succubus try to constrict you with the Reduce Clothing spell? If so, I hope you used Escape Artist, combined with Tumble and the Cavort Distractingly feat, to evade the spell!
For most female characters, isn't a spell that transmutes "Armor to Swimsuits" redundant?
Only if the armour was lycra to begin with... remember, this was to avoid a Heat Metal spell.
For most female characters, isn't a spell that transmutes "Armor to Swimsuits" redundant?Only if the armour was lycra to begin with... remember, this was to avoid a Heat Metal spell.
Didn't that mistress of fashion, Cruella de Ville, have a line of 'clothes that clank' in one of the successor books to 101 Dalmatians?
It has been some years since I was at school and read it however...Edit:
It was the book with something about the dog-star in it.
Are you sirius?
And yes the book really does have flying dogs in it if memory serves me correctly.
I guess you don't mean the hilarious type - you know, those launched from a catapult.