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I saw this story earlier and it helped me realize where our fuzzt bundle of insanity has been for the last little while. Welcome back CF.
I saw this story earlier and it helped me realize where our fuzzt bundle of insanity has been for the last little while. Welcome back CF.
Hmmm, that does explain a lot doesn't it?
Nice legs. Not!
Are they sure those are the former 1st lady's gams?
Even funnier:
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I do not know what is worse, being accused of such unprovoked acts of violence or being French.
Or even worse than that. an Angry French Canadian
First you determine if it's a poodle. If the answer is yes, then it is clinically depressed.
Quote of the year nominee.
I saw this story earlier and it helped me realize where our fuzzt bundle of insanity has been for the last little while. Welcome back CF.
Hmm. That may be true. Courtfool's always been claiming that he and his poodles are peaceful, but he's bound to snap eventually.
Courtfool's always been claiming that he and his poodles are peaceful, but he's bound to snap eventually.
So are all the 3.5 holdouts.
Courtfool's always been claiming that he and his poodles are peaceful, but he's bound to snap eventually.So are all the 3.5 holdouts.
*Glare*
What? I thought OTD was safe for making wildly condescending assumptions.
One out of three is enough to invalidate the label.
Maybe he's really a clinically depressed French llama? A really short llama?
Shocking that someone who named themselves emperor would focus on stature.
Shocking that someone who named themselves emperor would focus on stature.
Almost as shocking as naming a poodle Sumo!
We let him back into the country?
I'll have a word with Customs...
It is, if you are not a clinically depressed french poodle.
Oh sure, just make fun of me.....everybody else does.
You are not French, are you?
You are not French, are you?
If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.
If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.You are not French, are you?
*Licks welcome Clinically Depressed Poodle into the poodle org....anization*
I had a lunch once.....but someone stole it.
If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.You are not French, are you?
*Pats CDP* Poor little guy. Have you tried beer before? It always cheers me up after a hard day knocking thieves around. *Hands CDP a beer*
*Pats CDP* Poor little guy. Have you tried beer before? It always cheers me up after a hard day knocking thieves around. *Hands CDP a beer*If that would make things worse, then yeah, I probably am.You are not French, are you?
*Facepalm*
Great, why don't we give him twenty cups of coffee and fifty cups of sugar while we're at it?
Did someone say, "Puppy Uppers?"
I was a puppy once.....and the bigger dogs always picked on me.
In fact, they still do.....
Did someone say, "Puppy Uppers?"
Better than doggie downers.
....doggie downers.
That's probably what my therapist has been giving me.
He was probally giving you poodlezac.
No I gave him, Puppy Happy Pills, he was just alergic.
Story of my life. I'm allergic to happy.
Next week on Dr. Phil - Pill Popping Poodles, Precocious or Painful?
For me - painful. Always painful.
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?
Hey Doc, if you think that CDP needs shock treatment the Jacks will gladly loan out our electric chair.
Ve vill keep that in mind.
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?
Well, mom and I were never really close. She was a champion show dog, flying all over the country, constantly being judged. I think that's what made her so critical of me. I could never do anything right. I never looked puffy enough, never could get "French" enough, my fur was always a mess. One time, there was this big party with a bunch of other dogs, and mom pretended she didn't know me. She...she...
Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?Hey Doc, if you think that CDP needs shock treatment the Jacks will gladly loan out our electric chair.
Yes, please lend it out! I'm getting a bit...unconscious...
Verry intervesting. This is what led you to start stealing other dog kibble/
Yes, please lend it out! I'm getting a bit...unconscious...Zo, CDP tell me about zees feelings of inadiquicy you have been feeling. Vat was your relationship like wiz your mother?Hey Doc, if you think that CDP needs shock treatment the Jacks will gladly loan out our electric chair.
Hey! How did you get out of the clubhouse?! Get back here! *Drags Cousin Joe back to the Jack thread*
You are poodle enough for us.
CDP, come more often to the poodle lodge, we'll make you feel at home. We have a squeecky toy with your name on it :D
*sniffs CDP behind*