The Graul Family Christmas Special!!!

[Heathansson]

With our host, Mammy Graul!

[Krome]

*vomits*

[Sharoth]

~runs away in a panic, screaming like a little girl with my pretty silver scales turning green~

[Heathansson]

With special musical guests....The Mandrill Sisters!

[taig]

And, yet, there are dysfunctional enough families that a Graul Family Christmas would be preferable.

[Crimson Jester]

This is worse then the STAR WARS Christmas Special!

[Heathansson]

Aw, c'mon. All-Graul All-Elvis Impersonator band?

[molrak]

I can only hope that Bea Arthur guest stars as a barkeep with a rousing song for no apparent reason.

[Heathansson]

That's gold. I'll run it by the producers. See if we can use it.

[taig]

What is the Graul equivalent of "Life Day"?

[molrak]

taig wrote:

What is the Graul equivalent of "Life Day"?

I don't know about a name, but I'm sure it involves lots of eating, family arguments, big hairy beasts ogling dancing humans, and massive amounts of alcohol and regret--just like any normal holiday family gathering.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

With special musical guests....The Mandrill Sisters!

Who?

[Tessius]

Wow. Thanks for reminding that a local tv station once played "Deliverance" on Easter day...

[Heathansson]

A special appearance by Don Rickles!!!

[Heathansson]

The puppetry magic of Wayland Flowers and Madame!

[Heathansson]

Jolistina and her amazing zombie poodles!!!

[Gene 95]

Heathansson wrote:

Jolistina and her amazing zombie poodles!!!

If only CourtFool were here to enjoy them...

*tear*

[Heathansson]

Phyllis Diller!

[Mike Welham]

Don't forget the Captain and Tennille!

[Heathansson]

Jo Bobby Billy Jim Bob Graul starts to sing....
"Tall,.....and tan,....and young and lovely,
the Girl from Ipenema goes walking...."

[molrak]

Featuring cuchi-cuchi girl Charo (as dessert).

[Haldir]

can't forget Mickey Roony!!!

RM

[taig]

Haldir wrote:

can't forget Mickey Roony!!!

RM

I misread that as Mickey Rourke, and I was frightened by the thought of a 9 1/2 Weeks crossover.

[Heathansson]

Is he looking for work?

[Doomlounge]

So who is casted as Ma Graul?

Is Roseanne O'Donel too scary for the kids?

[taig]

Doomlounge wrote:

So who is casted as Ma Graul?

Is Roseanne O'Donel too scary for the kids?

If she's not scary enough, there's always Rosanne Barr/Arnold/no last name.

[Heathansson]

She played Betty Rubble. How scary could she be?

[Butterfrog]

where'z me mamma? Ar wii havn' changotey?

*brings two cases of PBRs*

[Aberzombie]

Hot diggity-dang! Uh partee! Ah got sum BBQ.

[Haldir]

Doomlounge wrote:

So who is casted as Ma Graul?

Is Roseanne O'Donel too scary for the kids?

Divine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_(actor)

If you've ever come across Pink Flamingos on IFC or Sundance, then you know what I'm talking about, ha ha.

RM