Is he still on the boards? I thought he was crushed by a massive tome.
Is he still on the boards? I thought he was crushed by a massive tome.
This should be exciting.
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
Picks up kobold, tosses it at Lastknightleft in order to rouse him
Hey, Lastknightleft...did you nod off?
It is true. My ever broadening and deepening knowledge often makes it necessary that I record all the ignorance that it makes me aware of, just to keep track of it. Socrates and I talk about this problem all the time.
Picks up kobold, tosses it at Lastknightleft in order to rouse him
Hey, Lastknightleft...did you nod off?
Hey! Quit tossing around mah cousin!
Sorry, I thought it was you KC...you kobolds all look alike.
He hurt me bad, cous!
You count that as fighting? Gee, maybe you should call this match off then, cuz where I come from, that was just trying to get your attention.
Perhaps you'll feel better if I sing you a song of the wild?
"I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me"
He hurt me bad, cous!
Sigh...fine, Joe.
*Draws Cleaver*Last Knight, you need to change the title. It should read, 'Lastknightleft vs. Mairkurion {tm} vs. Kobold Cleaver'.
He hurt me bad, cous!Sigh...fine, Joe.
*Draws Cleaver*
Last Knight, you need to change the title. It should read, 'Lastknightleft vs. Mairkurion {tm} vs. Kobold Cleaver'.
Go get 'em, cous!
No swamps around here--did you assume my demesne was like yours?. But we greenmen do not consider things like pebbles and kobolds more than gentle nudges.
The Big M has cousins too. Look at what we did to Isengard, and be afraid. 'There's a wizard here that needs minding', nope not even that tough. It's one of those fighting types.
It's just another of those short-lived species that go scurrying around wreaking havoc during their brief stays on our world.
You know you might not be the LastKnightLeft if you got a mate. Just saying. And it might help with that pent up energy.....
He hurt me bad, cous!Sigh...fine, Joe.
*Draws Cleaver*
Last Knight, you need to change the title. It should read, 'Lastknightleft vs. Mairkurion {tm} vs. Kobold Cleaver'.
There it was again...I thought there was some sound clashing with my fine tenor. Did you here that funny little sound, Lastknightleft?
There it was again...I thought there was some sound clashing with my fine tenor. Did you here that funny little sound, Lastknightleft?He hurt me bad, cous!Sigh...fine, Joe.
*Draws Cleaver*
Last Knight, you need to change the title. It should read, 'Lastknightleft vs. Mairkurion {tm} vs. Kobold Cleaver'.
Hey! You can't talk that way to mah cous! Get 'em!
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There it was again...I thought there was some sound clashing with my fine tenor. Did you here that funny little sound, Lastknightleft?He hurt me bad, cous!Sigh...fine, Joe.
*Draws Cleaver*
Last Knight, you need to change the title. It should read, 'Lastknightleft vs. Mairkurion {tm} vs. Kobold Cleaver'.
Where? There? Hmm, aparently someone who knows the difference between aweful and awful can't tell the difference between interpreting sound and identifying a point in space.
You know you might not be the LastKnightLeft if you got a mate. Just saying. And it might help with that pent up energy.....
Good thinking, Emperor7. And besides, Lastknightleft what? There's KnightErrantJr, so we know he's not the only knight. I think you've figured it out: he's the Lastknightleft standing alone at the ball. Get out there and meet somebody, Lastknightleft. Don't let that freakish chin hold you back...there's somebody for everybody.
Where? There? Hmm, aparently someone who knows the difference between aweful and awful can't tell the difference between interpreting sound and identifying a point in space.There it was again...I thought there was some sound clashing with my fine tenor. Did you here that funny little sound, Lastknightleft?He hurt me bad, cous!Sigh...fine, Joe.
*Draws Cleaver*
Last Knight, you need to change the title. It should read, 'Lastknightleft vs. Mairkurion {tm} vs. Kobold Cleaver'.
Good catch. Thing is, when we deal with something so very small, I can get confused. Was it here? Can you be sure if its difficult to hear?
No swamps around here--did you assume my demesne was like yours?. But we greenmen do not consider things like pebbles and kobolds more than gentle nudges.eww, you nudge kobolds? Disgusting!
I try to nudge them away, cuz one set up a camp against my roots one night, and the next morning, there was a nasty fungus growing down there. My druid told me I best nudge them away or toss them.
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I try to nudge them away, cuz one set up a camp against my roots one night, and the next morning, there was a nasty fungus growing down there.No swamps around here--did you assume my demesne was like yours?. But we greenmen do not consider things like pebbles and kobolds more than gentle nudges.eww, you nudge kobolds? Disgusting!
Aww you had a kid? cute.
Sebastian Wins!!!
this is the OP's roomate, not the OP, careful guys, he and his wife have been trying for over a year to get pregnant to no success so can we leave off the inability to produce jokes cause it's a touchy subject for him.
Seriously? I had missed out on that. That's not the direction I was going--I may believe in comedic low blows, but not real-life low blows. I hope you don't think that I was implying something like that.
Aww you had a kid? cute.I try to nudge them away, cuz one set up a camp against my roots one night, and the next morning, there was a nasty fungus growing down there.No swamps around here--did you assume my demesne was like yours?. But we greenmen do not consider things like pebbles and kobolds more than gentle nudges.eww, you nudge kobolds? Disgusting!
See, where I'm from, it called an infection...but maybe kobolds call 'em children. We can add that to the big book, if you're not currently trying to lift it.
Well of course he does, every time the game is "who is the biggest annoyance on the boards" sebastion doesn't even need to compete and he comes in first.
Sebastian Wins!!!
Yeah, I didn't think we were in that contest.
Not quite a maple leaf is going to claim I have a freaky chin?You know you might not be the LastKnightLeft if you got a mate. Just saying. And it might help with that pent up energy.....Don't let that freakish chin hold you back...there's somebody for everybody.
Oh...and sideburns.
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See, where I'm from, it called an infection...Aww you had a kid? cute.I try to nudge them away, cuz one set up a camp against my roots one night, and the next morning, there was a nasty fungus growing down there.No swamps around here--did you assume my demesne was like yours?. But we greenmen do not consider things like pebbles and kobolds more than gentle nudges.eww, you nudge kobolds? Disgusting!
but it looks just like you, it's got your color.
Parasites may take on a host's color...but when it comes to personality, I think you're confusing me with the origin of the fungus.
If I have to explain the difference between me and a dirty little lizard-dog to you, then we're going to have to give you an honorary "special" win ribbon and leave it at that. I don't fight with the disadvantaged.
*Grabs some popcorn and cheers for...ummm....me!*
LKL must have discovered Krull is on...either that or he is looking for his copy of 1001 Insults for Your Enemies: Lackwit Edition.
Well, Lastknightleft's absence, plus his changing of the thread's name must mean only one thing: He is waiting for the clear victor of this match to march triumphantly from the field, allowing him to fight a lesser challenge: Kobold Cleaver. Therefore, I graciously accept his withdrawal. But chivalry forbids that I wish him luck in the next bout: for it is the kobold who needs all the luck he can get. However, I'm rooting for ya, Lastknightleft. Just remember my warning about the fungus.
Mairkurion Invictus!
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Well, Lastknightleft's absence, plus his changing of the thread's name must mean only one thing: He is waiting for the clear victor of this match to march triumphantly from the field, allowing him to fight a lesser challenge: Kobold Cleaver. Therefore, I graciously accept his withdrawal. But chivalry forbids that I wish him luck in the next bout: for it is the kobold who needs all the luck he can get. However, I'm rooting for ya, Lastknightleft. Just remember my warning about the fungus.
Mairkurion Invictus!
Yes because a lunch hour is clearly running in fear
I hope I'm not being compared or called fungus. XP
The long lost Cleaver cousin is revealed - linky