Ask Me About the Thanksgiving Scorpion!

[Ubermench]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

Cornucopias and piñatas are both full of goodies and I have been to a couple of Christmas parties that had a Santa piñata so I figured that it might be ok but I wanted to check first. Santa still bring presents after you beat the crap out of his effigy but scorpions are a bit more testy than a jolly fat elf.

Maybe this is a cultural or regional difference? I'd never beat Santa. Seems like I mostly remember burros and abstract shapes. Sometimes monsters. Maybe once a pig.

@ Emperor 7 - I had some kind of mechascorpion-vehicle toys when I was a kid...

@ KEJR - Hey, you are neglecting your own creation; the questions are piling up.

In NM we got pinatas in every shape and size except for most religious and political figures. I've seen Santas, Schreks, Leprechauns, a tank and the weirdist of all the devil.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Ubermench wrote:

In NM we got pinatas in every shape and size except for most religious and political figures. I've seen Santas, Schreks, Leprechauns, a tank and the weirdist of all the devil.

Yeah, I think I remember seeing a devil...it may be largely that I have been out of the pinata business since my daughter is no longer little.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Uncouth!!!!

[Ubermench]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Uncouth!!!!

I found the end of the rainbow and I want my pot of gold. Pay up or I'll keep beating the candy out of you.

Oddly a leprechan named Spanky dosn't like to get a good beating.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

That which doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!!!

[Ubermench]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

That which doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!!!

Or put you in coma for a few years, now pay up.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Ubermench wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

That which doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!!!

Or put you in coma for a few years, now pay up.

Back off, Ubermench! It's mine!

[Johnathan Livingston]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

That which doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!!!

Or put you in coma for a few years, now pay up.

Back off, Ubermench! It's mine!

Mine, mine, mine...MINE, Mine, mine...

[KnightErrantJR]

For the love of all that is Holy, make sure tonight you leave out your bourbon for the Thanksgiving Scorpion along with a note of what left overs need to "go away . . ." I just found out that those who do not honor the scorpion in this manner become the repositories if the misfit leftovers!

Remember your bourbon!

[Ubermench]

Drinking my share right now.

[Susan Draconis]

What if there are no leftovers? I cooked so there's maybe enough for one sandwich, the rest got ate.

Except the pies. Lots of pie left over.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Johnathan Livingston wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

That which doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!!!

Or put you in coma for a few years, now pay up.

Back off, Ubermench! It's mine!

Mine, mine, mine...MINE, Mine, mine...

must...have...shiny thing...shinyshinyshinyshinyshiny...

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Finished turkey day before yesterday...no one made fruit pies. Why do we only have pumpkin pies in the US? Bleh. I need fruit pies. Maybe St Nick will bring them. TG Scorpion, smite the pumpkin fields next year!