One is all the collective ever needs.
The collective starts construction on a new facility. A sign that read " Future home of Transwarp center 0287, Jobs available, good benefits, apply within" hangs out side
*Flies down, perches on the sign and then poops on it.*
As much as these gulls "poop", you Borg should be able to make some kind of fuel from it.
*poop**poop*
Listen, boys, all you did was assimilate a single frog. WHOOPY!
Hop Hop Hop...
Resistance...
Is...
Futile
And this is inevitable.
*poop*
And this is inevitable.
*poop*
GAH!!! OCCUPIED!!!
GAH!!! OCCUPIED!!!And this is inevitable.
*poop*
Oops, killed the thread.
I found the secret of life...nevemind it's just a dime.
Mine, mine, shinny, Mine, mine, mine....
Drones start caging the small creatures. Once the wings are clipped they are forced feed though a tube injected into their throat. They are now nothing more then factory's for execrating a byproduct that will be reformed into an effective fuel for the collective.
Are they still picking up those stuffed animals those kids left on the ground? Weird. Wonder what they're doing with them? They almost look like they think the stuffed toys are alive.
Are they still picking up those stuffed animals those kids left on the ground? Weird. Wonder what they're doing with them? They almost look like they think the stuffed toys are alive.
Yes, the Borg do a lot of strange things like that. All the voices going through their heads makes them delusional I think.
They make excellent energy conductors
Voices in your head make great energy conducters?
No wonder why you think bird s$#& is gas.
Humor them, my little feathered friends...and keep them very occupied...
Your excrement is just molecules.
molecules may be rearranged
The collective brakes down many things into base compounds
Your kind serve us now
The more excrement you make the more we reconstitute into objects we find useful
Your kind may be unfit for assimilation yet you will serve the collective
We thank Species 327 for the ideal
We will get them something nice
Resistance is Futile
Your excrement is just molecules.
molecules may be rearranged
The collective brakes down many things into base compounds
Your kind serve us now
The more excrement you make the more we reconstitute into objects we find useful
Your kind may be unfit for assimilation yet you will serve the collective
We thank Species 327 for the ideal
We will get them something nice
Resistance is Futile
Yeah? Bird s*** don't come free, pal. 10 gp. per pound or we divebomb you.
We allow you to eat.
We can destroy your food supply if that works better for you
We allow you to eat.
We can destroy your food supply if that works better for you
*cell phone rings*
Um, that's mine. Hello? Oh. Alright, I'll be right over.*Puts down cell*
That was KC. He wants me at the AJC (Angry Jack Cult). Bye, guys!
*Flies away, to other thread*
*Appears gasping, clutching masque*
That was close*
*Stabs masque in eyes*
*Masque explodes*
Thank the gods! It worked!