Limerick a fellow poster.

[The Jade]

"Please don't trash the form... you want free verse or rhyming couplets, you go peddle your ass in another thread, you talentless hack." --Seanny Boy, the stewed, black-eyed leprechaun

Never sub in his woofer is Heathansson
As he howls quite loudly for everyone
Riding ponies to dirt
Slaying dragons with words
He transforms from mere man into heaping fun

[Ungoded]

Rearranging letters in names
ranting on a podcast 'bout games
not truly callous
his Rant Bore No malice
a cudly old wolf is The Jade

[The Jade]

:) NEAT.

[Lich-Loved]

There once was a poster named Crusader
He was well known as an abusive persuader
Now we'll never know where he stands
Because he's been banned
For angering the Frost moderator

[Cuchulainn]

A paizonian named David Fryer,
Draws his share of political ire,
I find it quite odd,
Be he "parrot" or "god"
That his posts work like "gas on a fire."

[Cuchulainn]

We still haven't figured out why
Aberzombie becomes Vomit Guy.
Perhaps when he's faced
With a source of distate,
He must let processed victuals fly!

[Aberzombie]

Gary Teter is All Code's Lord
Helping maintain this great messageboard
If you mess with his turf
You may end up a smurf
With a mushroom replacing your sword

[Aberzombie]

Lilith's a great Demon Queen
Her Chat Room is really quite keen
She welcomes the rookies
With virtual cookies
While working her magic on screen

[Ubermench]

Their once was a troll on Paizo
in his posts he hoped to dazzleo
he posted insults and flame
many he tried to tame
and was finally banned by Cosmo.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Hugo's a cute little froggie
With a creative eye, you see.
Completes everyone's tests
And the best part, is he does it for free.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Sharoth's the oddest of lizards,
He has bewildered many a wizard,
He finds many odd pics,
That will make you sick,
He couldn't be digested by the toughest of gizzards.

[The Jade]

Good stuff!

[Taliesin Hoyle]

There once was a shark called Sebastian,
Whose every remark was a nasty one.
He seemed pretty moany,
but now he's a pony,
And his enemies list has Taliesin on.

[Joey Lafyatis]

Joey Lafyatis wrote:

Hugo's a cute little froggie

With a creative eye, you see.
Completes everyone's tests
And the best part, is he does it for free.

WAIT! I messed mine up!

Ahem...

Hugo's a cute little froggie
With a creative eye, you see.
Completes everyone's tests
Even the hardest requests
And the best part, is he does it for free.

[Mothman]

Joey L looks a lot like a dretch.
Don’t be fooled, he’s no wretch
He’s really quite chipper
If you smoke him a kipper
And breakfast for him you fetch

[Mothman]

A curious fellow is Charles Evans
For reasons known only to the heavens
He’ll not choose an avatar
(unless it’s an invisible stalker)
Which vexes us to sixes and sevens