Boris administers the medication and does what he can to help poor Logan. Unfortunately, the man's wounds are just too great. The poor bastard meets a nasty, melted end. However, as Logan attempts to aid his fallen team mate, but as he does so Logan raises his blaster and fires a shot at Boris.
Energy Weapons: 1d20 13=19
The shot tags Boris in the shoulder. His red reflect armor helps reduce the damage and shot deflects off it hitting the ceiling. Still, Boris is wounded.
Boris
<Trying to get it all on film.>
"Firefight, but how to tell which is the traitor. The film will speak..."
<Trying to get it all on film.>
"Firefight, but how to tell which is the traitor. The film will speak..."
Grimacing in pain
"Not much of a firefight, since I don't have my laser out Horton."
"By the way Horton, your primary mission is as a troubleshooter, your secondary mission is as Recording officer...don't let that cloud your vision as it did in this mission, you completely neglected your duties to protect the citizen...Loyalty Officer is that a fineable offense?"
"Protect which citizen? The terrorist with the grenade? [aside] Such authority. I tremble."
<Get's a close-up of Boris.>
"Will he draw his laser?"
"That citizen",points to the Green citizen "the one we were sent to escort, the one I said to protect, when our" Kicks corpse"dead traitor here attempted to kill us all"
"Your tone to the Team leader is also insubordinate"
Accesses PDC
The final words of Logan-R-Run-1 as the light fades from his eyes... er... sockets:
"Tell my clone I died bravely. And my hair was perfect."
The rest is silence.
"I WANT TO LII- oh, the grenade's gone? That's good! Oh, Logan shot you before he died? That's bad. Let me help you with your wound."
Bob then walks over to Boris and gets out his hygiene kit, a relieved smile on his face.
Congratulations on successfully dealing with the threat of an evil communist traitor. Your quick actions saved the life of citizen Homer-G-DUF. That is very commendable.
Boris
<Get's Boris' outburst on film. Presses send.>
"[aside] The yoke of leadership appears to be getting to Boris. So sad it is the burden he must carry."
To Boris, with a big REAL smile: "Would you like to review my recording to see which of your commands I allegedly disobeyed?"
Homer-G-DUF looks a little pale. "Wow, I'm glad that nastiness was over. I still don't understand how that gernade got out the window. That was very strange."
He looks around suspiciously.
"Still it was a good thing it did or we'd all probably look like that poor bastard."
He looks down at Logan.
"His sacrifice was very noble. All hail the computer. I suggest everyone straighten themselves up. We are about to land, and they are pilot testing these new hygiene inspection bots in this sector, and it is my understanding that they can be very thorough."
A couple of minutes later the airbot lands. A clean up crew comes in to deal with the remains. Logan's new clone is delivered and you are ready to proceed.
Boris states, "This is not RUM sector. We will be heading there shortly. We are currently making a quick stop over in my home sector. Please follow me."
"What? Cleaning robots! I want one! Wait, if anyone here fails another hygiene inspection, then I... EVERYONE, LINE UP! TIME FOR A PREEMPTIVE HYGIENE INSPECTION!", Bob shouts with abandon.
yes you have time for a hygiene inspection. You have a new Type 6 Skin Core Sampler with your hygiene kit. It is great for quick inspections. Basically it is a flexible metal band that can wrap around a leg or arm. It has a drill like device affixed to it that drills into the recipient's flesh and takes a sample. It then analyzes it to determine its generally cleanliness and tells you if emergency sanitation procedures are necessary (ie body cleanse). You can set the depth on the SCS from 5-500. You also have various deodorant sprays, mouthwashes, hand sanitizer, shampoos etc... and of course plenty of rubber gloves.
Citizen Horton, I have just finished reviewing some of your latest footage, you have an exceptional talent for framing your shots, and your commentary is truly riveting and captivating. Keep up the fine work!
OOC:
"Logan-R-RUN-2 reporting for booty, I-I mean duty!"
Logan collects his gear from the body of the previous Logan. "What? No grenades?"
He then quickly falls in line. "Bob, as a clone fresh from the tank, I assure you that I couldn't be any cleaner. In fact, I have yet to have a bowel movement, as I have yet to eat. I assure you that I have the cleanest orifices in the entire sector. As the Happiness Officer, I must insist that I be exempt from the inspection as I'm sure that not having to worry about my cleanliness will make you feel happy."
"Inspect away Hygiene officer."
"I think I may need some deodorant and some sanitizer for my laser wound."
Loyalty Officer is that a fineable offense?"
"Hmm...he did not directly disobey an order, Team Leader. Admittedly, he was about as useful as a warbot at a Teela-O concert, but the rest of the team had the situation well in hand. If you like, I'll keep an eye on him to ensure complete loyalty." Tim smiles.
"Bob, I believe I could use a good spray-down with deodorant and whatever else your hygiene expertise suggests."
PDC:
"Logan, good to have you on board! I'm sure you'll be an asset to the team!"Tim shakes Logan's hand.
Logan:
<Getting this on film>
Loyalty Officer is that a fineable offense?"
"Hmm...he did not directly disobey an order, Team Leader. Admittedly, he was about as useful as a warbot at a Teela-O concert, but the rest of the team had the situation well in hand. If you like, I'll keep an eye on him to ensure complete loyalty." Tim smiles.
"The computer has praised my film-making, are you saying the computer is wrong?"
<Horton presses the send button.>
<Horton attaches the barrel to his laser. The rising hostility is making him nervous.>
"Logan, good to have you on board! I'm sure you'll be an asset to the team!"Tim shakes Logan's hand.
"Thank you, Tim. It's good to be on board."
Tim:
Logan: Tim gives your hand three vigorous pumps, ending with a hard squeeze.
Logan gives Tim a knowing look and gives him three pumps in return, followed by a squeeze.
"Logan-R-RUN-2 reporting for booty, I-I mean duty!"
"Greetings Citizen, your previous clone and I were best of friends! You want to see his eyes melting out between his fingers? I have it on tape."
<Directed at Logan>
"Citizen, videos on your previous incarnation is fine but we have a mission."
"Right, fearless leader?" Tru looks at Boris
"You are correct Tim...errrr" pauses to think "Tru."
OOC:
"The computer has praised my film-making, are you saying the computer is wrong?"
<Horton presses the send button.>
"I'm sure the Computer is right in all things. Cluck! However, there may come a time when heroic action, rather than recording, may mean the difference between success and victory in our important mission. As Boris said: Troubleshooter first, recorder second. The Computer certainly believes in Boris; you should too. You don't, of course, doubt the Computer's choice in Team Leader...do you?"
Narrows his eyes as Horton readies his laser, then smiles.
"But we should be celebrating, not fighting. We've saved a green citizen from a traitor and only lost one team member in the process. This should make us happy. It certainly makes me happy! Perhaps the Happiness Officer should give you something to take the edge off."
Pulls PDC, aims it at Horton
"Horton, holster your weapon"
"Happiness Officer, find something for Horton to take the edge off"
"Yes, sir!" Logan says. He digs through his satchel and pulls out a single-serving cup of Cold Fun. "I believe this should do the trick." Handing the cup to Horton with a smile and a wink.
"Excellent..."
and if that happens then...
if not then...
"All hail the Computer!"
<Horton sucks back the cold fun like a babe at the nipple.>
"Of course I don't doubt my fearless leader Boris. Here, let me play back the many segments in which I have praised him."
<Horton rewinds. High pitched dialogue and cracks of laserfire blibber by.>
"There's this:"
"Peril, what will our fearless leader do?"<Get s close up of Boris then the terrorist.>
"Hmmm is that all? I guess you're right, I haven't worked hard enough to capture Boris' greatness."
<Starts filming Boris. Gets some angular shots from below, giving Boris that conquering general or third world dictator look.>
"[aside]He has the brow of a hero. Such fierce loyalty from his men. Under such a man, how could a mission possibly fail?"
OOC:
Roll some hygiene tests (Boris you are suffering a -2 due to your wound), Feel free to provide an interesting description regarding your PCs hygiene based on the result of your roll.
He then quickly falls in line. "Bob, as a clone fresh from the tank, I assure you that I couldn't be any cleaner. In fact, I have yet to have a bowel movement, as I have yet to eat. I assure you that I have the cleanest orifices in the entire sector. As the Happiness Officer, I must insist that I be exempt from the inspection as I'm sure that not having to worry about my cleanliness will make you feel happy."
"Welcome, Logan-R-RUN-2. I'm sorry, but after your last clone's, cleanliness I can't take any chances.", Bob says with a vaguely welcoming smile.
Logan gets a +4 bonus to any hygiene test right now due to his freshness.
Tim stands at attention and follows the hygiene officers orders, smiling the whole time, more forcefully when the uncomfortable portions occur. He lets out a loud squawk whenever his bum is touched.
<Horton emits a loud fart while the others are being checked and tries to slink away.
<It's wet... knowing that there's a yellow bile streak in his shorts Horton begins to sweat prodigiously... what to do?.>
Tru
For the GM's eyes only** spoiler omitted **
Steps away from Horton
"Hygiene officer, perform a full check on Horton, something stinks"
"Ahhhh. Ummmmm. Perhaps the mission is more important...?"
"Welcome, Logan-R-RUN-2. I'm sorry, but after your last clone's, cleanliness I can't take any chances.", Bob says with a vaguely welcoming smile.
"Understood. And I'm sure you'll find my anus so clean that you could use it as a tootbrush holder."
"I said 'perhaps'. Can you hear correctly Tru? Do you need an audiologist? A good leader needs wise suggestions like mine."