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Rent-A-Minion

Sep 27, 2008, 05:52 pm

Are you the leader of a cult? Need friends? Just want to have a nice conversation? Then call Rent-A-Minion! We will send out a "minion" to cater to your every needs (except Kobold Cleaver...maybe)!

Callous Jack

Sep 27, 2008, 06:18 pm

Join the Jack.

Kobold Catgirl

Sep 27, 2008, 06:22 pm

Now might be a good time to mention that KC is renting ad space at his profile at a discount if you manage to help me get my profile back!

Rent-A-Minion

Sep 27, 2008, 06:24 pm

How much...

Kobold Catgirl

Sep 27, 2008, 06:27 pm

Rent-A-Minion wrote:

How much...

Well, our normal cost is 5 million gp, but we're willing to halve that...

Rent-A-Minion

Sep 28, 2008, 06:05 am

Hmm.. sounds like a plan. Hands over the .5 mil he just earned from charging Jack for 24 hours of minion use. I better see my name on that profile, kobold

Kobold Catgirl

Sep 28, 2008, 07:47 am

Rent-A-Minion wrote:

Hmm.. sounds like a plan. Hands over the .5 mil he just earned from charging Jack for 24 hours of minion use. I better see my name on that profile, kobold

*Carefully gets out cleaver*

The discount is only if you help get the profile back from the yugo--pigeons.

Rent-A-Minion

Sep 28, 2008, 10:55 am

Sure KC, whatever. I will eat pigeons for you.

CourtFool

Sep 29, 2008, 05:43 am

"Rent-A-Minion, when you're hell bent on world domination but don't have the charisma."

Rent-A-Minion

Sep 29, 2008, 01:16 pm

Charisma? What is this? I only understand Strength...

Ubermench

Sep 29, 2008, 01:38 pm

I have a stubborn hillbilly problem on another thread. I could use about 25 minions to help out (a 100 if there 4e minions).
I can pay the survivors’ in marigold seeds and copies of the "an inconvenient truth" DVD.

Rent-A-Minion

Sep 29, 2008, 01:40 pm

I am sorry, there is only me, but I should be enough. Please tell me which thread this is?

Ubermench

Sep 29, 2008, 01:55 pm

Sorry thought this was a temp agency not a lone troll looking for work. Anyway if big mammy an her inbred family over on 'untitled' don't scare you off or eat you I'll pay you in brownies.