Rent-A-Minion!

[Rent-A-Minion]

Are you the leader of a cult? Need friends? Just want to have a nice conversation? Then call Rent-A-Minion! We will send out a "minion" to cater to your every needs (except Kobold Cleaver...maybe)!

[Callous Jack]

Join the Jack.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Now might be a good time to mention that KC is renting ad space at his profile at a discount if you manage to help me get my profile back!

[Rent-A-Minion]

How much...

[Kobold Catgirl]

Rent-A-Minion wrote:

How much...

Well, our normal cost is 5 million gp, but we're willing to halve that...

[Rent-A-Minion]

Hmm.. sounds like a plan. Hands over the .5 mil he just earned from charging Jack for 24 hours of minion use. I better see my name on that profile, kobold

[Kobold Catgirl]

Rent-A-Minion wrote:

Hmm.. sounds like a plan. Hands over the .5 mil he just earned from charging Jack for 24 hours of minion use. I better see my name on that profile, kobold

*Carefully gets out cleaver*

The discount is only if you help get the profile back from the yugo--pigeons.

[Rent-A-Minion]

Sure KC, whatever. I will eat pigeons for you.

[CourtFool]

"Rent-A-Minion, when you're hell bent on world domination but don't have the charisma."

[Rent-A-Minion]

Charisma? What is this? I only understand Strength...

[Ubermench]

I have a stubborn hillbilly problem on another thread. I could use about 25 minions to help out (a 100 if there 4e minions).
I can pay the survivors’ in marigold seeds and copies of the "an inconvenient truth" DVD.

[Rent-A-Minion]

I am sorry, there is only me, but I should be enough. Please tell me which thread this is?

[Ubermench]

Sorry thought this was a temp agency not a lone troll looking for work. Anyway if big mammy an her inbred family over on 'untitled' don't scare you off or eat you I'll pay you in brownies.

[Rent-A-Minion]

Consider it done. Which thread?

[Ubermench]

Rent-A-Minion wrote:

Consider it done. Which thread?

Untitled.

[Rent-A-Minion]

? Okay...

[Callous Jack]

Rent-A-Minion wrote:

? Okay...

Check the 3.5 boards.

[Kobold Catgirl]

The Anti-Pigeon Resistance.

[Joey Lafyatis]

KC, is there any reason that when I posted under "untitled" I sounded like a happy little kobold?

[Cosmo's Wandering Eye]

(rolls through)