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Happy Bisexual Day!


Yikes! I'll take the pie...

Sovereign Court

That title wins the prize.

Contributor

Bisexual Day? Last I checked, bisexuality made every day a holiday...

Dark Archive

CourtFool wrote:
Happy Bisexual Day!

Yes, but what if you are Try Sexual.

Sovereign Court

I don't think that orientation exists, but then maybe I haven't heard a decent explination of it. I'll just agree to disagree for now.


Vendle wrote:
I don't think that orientation exists, but then maybe I haven't heard a decent explination of it. I'll just agree to disagree for now.

Try sexual or bisexual?

Sovereign Court

The CourtFool wrote:
Try sexual or bisexual?

Yes.


What about Asexual?


Vendle wrote:
The CourtFool wrote:
Try sexual or bisexual?
Yes.

You do not think people are capable of being attracted to more than one gender?

Former VP of Finance

Vendle wrote:
The CourtFool wrote:
Try sexual or bisexual?
Yes.

Vendle, your viewpoint makes me sad.

Former VP of Finance

Now that's a celebration I can get behind!

*rimshot*

Dark Archive

We need a holiday to celebrate the largest-growing new sexuality here in America. FattySexuals. 70% of Americans are married to fat dudes or 'goddesses of Juno-esque proportions.'

So, obviously, since marriage is strictly defined and limited by lines of sexual attraction (and not antiquated notions like 'love,' which are a threat to the sanctity of marriage), these people *must* be sexually attracted to fat people.*

*Obligatory disclaimer; 'Not that there's anything wrong with that.'

On a more serious note, I wonder if there's a term for someone who is sexually attracted by non-gender specific body parts, like dark eyes or slender hands? OptiSexual? ManiSexual? Bizarre freak?

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Set: The word you are looking for is 'Fetishist', and when describing them, the term '-phile' is used, instead of '-sexual'.

Scarab Sages

Set wrote:

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On a more serious note, I wonder if there's a term for someone who is sexually attracted by non-gender specific body parts, like dark eyes or slender hands? OptiSexual? ManiSexual? Bizarre freak?

Generally, everything outside the "norm" is thrown into the "fetish" catagory, where if you are sexually attracted to, say, shaven forearms then you are labled as a forearm fetishist. now, it has been practice that any group that forms around one of these fetishes will come up with a name for it. which is what happened to BDSM and Furry.

...I just realized I know way too much about the most random stuff...

edit: Damnit! would've beaten Ross if the board hadn't eaten my first post.

Former VP of Finance

kessukoofah wrote:
Set wrote:

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On a more serious note, I wonder if there's a term for someone who is sexually attracted by non-gender specific body parts, like dark eyes or slender hands? OptiSexual? ManiSexual? Bizarre freak?

Generally, everything outside the "norm" is thrown into the "fetish" catagory, where if you are sexually attracted to, say, shaven forearms then you are labled as a forearm fetishist. now, it has been practice that any group that forms around one of these fetishes will come up with a name for it. which is what happened to BDSM and Furry.

...I just realized I know way too much about the most random stuff...

edit: Damnit! would've beaten Ross if the board hadn't eaten my first post.

Ummm...*technically* the term fetish only applies to inanimate objects. Such as a shoe fetish. However, the term is colloquially broadened to included attractions to specific acts or portions of anatomy. Technically, the -phile suffix is correct for these, as Ross mentioned.

Scarab Sages

Chris Self wrote:
kessukoofah wrote:
Set wrote:

...

On a more serious note, I wonder if there's a term for someone who is sexually attracted by non-gender specific body parts, like dark eyes or slender hands? OptiSexual? ManiSexual? Bizarre freak?

Generally, everything outside the "norm" is thrown into the "fetish" catagory, where if you are sexually attracted to, say, shaven forearms then you are labled as a forearm fetishist. now, it has been practice that any group that forms around one of these fetishes will come up with a name for it. which is what happened to BDSM and Furry.

...I just realized I know way too much about the most random stuff...

edit: Damnit! would've beaten Ross if the board hadn't eaten my first post.

Ummm...*technically* the term fetish only applies to inanimate objects. Such as a shoe fetish. However, the term is colloquially broadened to included attractions to specific acts or portions of anatomy. Technically, the -phile suffix is correct for these, as Ross mentioned.

you may want to read this. I know Wiki isn't the best source for stuff, but it hasn't led me wrong yet.

"Body parts may also be the subject of sexual fetishes (also known as partialism) in which the body part preferred by the fetishist takes a sexual precedence over the owner."

Although you did say "colloquially" there, and I don't know much more colloquial then Wiki...

And after further reading, I have learned that I was only partially right. BDSM and Furry don't count. apparently it's only objects and body parts. huh.

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Chris Self wrote:
*technically* the term fetish only applies to inanimate objects. Such as a shoe fetish. However, the term is colloquially broadened to included attractions to specific acts or portions of anatomy. Technically, the -phile suffix is correct for these, as Ross mentioned.

So a necrophile, who is attacted to an inanimate object (albeit one that used to be a living person), would be more correctly a necrofetishist, or someone with a corpse fetish?

Gosh, it's all so confusing. We need a better, more consistent taxonomy of kinks and perversions! I don't want to sound all ignorant as I label and denigrate other people!

Oh wait...

Former VP of Finance

Duly noted. I was under the impression that body parts did not count. I'll have to do some journal research and see if that's really an accepted use or just a colloquialism gaining acceptance.

Thanks!


This thread is turning creeeepy... ;)

Former VP of Finance

Set wrote:

So a necrophile, who is attacted to an inanimate object (albeit one that used to be a living person), would be more correctly a necrofetishist, or someone with a corpse fetish?

If your corpse is inanimate, you need to fire your necromancer.


Hugo Solis wrote:
This thread is turning creeeepy... ;)

No kidding. Consenting, living, adults please.

The Exchange

Vampires are proof that you don't need to be alive to give consent. ;p

Contributor

Chris Self wrote:
Duly noted. I was under the impression that body parts did not count. I'll have to do some journal research.

This is NOT why we gave you an office with a door, Chris...

Former VP of Finance

James Sutter wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Duly noted. I was under the impression that body parts did not count. I'll have to do some journal research.
This is NOT why we gave you an office with a door, Chris...

But it *is* why my office has a hall-facing window!

Oh, wait...

Sovereign Court

Chris Self wrote:
James Sutter wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Duly noted. I was under the impression that body parts did not count. I'll have to do some journal research.
This is NOT why we gave you an office with a door, Chris...

But it *is* why my office has a hall-facing window!

Oh, wait...

Perhaps you can loan your blindfold...?


Angel of Violence wrote:
Vampires are proof that you don't need to be alive to give consent. ;p

But they are thralls which is not exactly consenting.

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:
Angel of Violence wrote:
Vampires are proof that you don't need to be alive to give consent. ;p
But they are thralls which is not exactly consenting.

Don't you have a city to destroy?


As soon as I get my thrall vampires’ consent.


CourtFool wrote:
Happy Bisexual Day!

Aww man, I missed the festivities.

Any pie or weenies left? I'm not picky.

Dark Archive

I think there might be some bangers and mash in the fridge.


*looks up from licking himself on the sofa*

The Exchange

James Sutter wrote:
Chris Self wrote:
Duly noted. I was under the impression that body parts did not count. I'll have to do some journal research.
This is NOT why we gave you an office with a door, Chris...

You could remove the door?


Crimson Jester wrote:
You could remove the door?

We could have some lovely beads.

Former VP of Finance

CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
You could remove the door?
We could have some lovely beads.

Ooo, I like that plan. The clattering of the beads could announce visitors.

The Exchange

Chris Self wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
You could remove the door?
We could have some lovely beads.
Ooo, I like that plan. The clattering of the beads could announce visitors.

You can have a custom one made Chris

Scarab Sages

heres a good one.

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