Chuck Norris vs. Conan FIGHT!

[CourtFool]

*waiting for Heathansson’s head to splode*

[Tensor]

Ok, here we go again. Chuck would never fight Conan because he worships him like a king, and would willingly be one of Conan’s henchmen. (see the riddle of steel.) Chuck Norris would lay down his life at Conan's command.

Crom!

[drunken_nomad]

What if it was the "Mirror, Mirror" version of Mr Norris...with the cool goatee and wu-shu sword?

[CourtFool]

Tensor wrote:

Ok, here we go again.

What? Not going to mention poodles again?

[Callous Jack]

What's a Conan?

[underling]

chuck norris is a sissy and cries when he spills tea on his doilies.

Spoiler:

this message brought to you by the Benevolent Association for the Advancement of Steven Segal, or B.A.A.S.S.

[Heathansson]

Every time Chuck Norris sees Steven Sagall, he chops off Steven's pony tail. He's got a Cousin It costume made from Sagall pony tails.

[CourtFool]

You can stat Conan in Hero because there is no upper limit to STR, but you can not stat Chuck Norris because SPD only goes to 12.

[kessukoofah]

CourtFool wrote:

You can stat Conan in Hero because there is no upper limit to STR, but you can not stat Chuck Norris because SPD only goes to 12.

heh...nice!

[veector]

Conan's been around longer than Chuck Norris. Therefore, he's had more time to train. And buy guns.

[Aberzombie]

Could the universe actually withstand such a cataclysmic confrontation between to entities capable of wielding such unparalleled power?

[Dread]

Fight would go like this....

Chuck and Conan would face off, Chuck would throw a good solid martial arts blows, Conan would be flinching and then hed get angry, and wouldget his big meaty paws on Chuck and tear him in half, biting his jugular out and sopitting it on the ground....yelling an epitaph shortly thereafter.

Crom!

[CourtFool]

Would Chuck need to kill Conan's mother, father and steal his father’s sword first?

[Fake Healer]

Chuck Norris would punch him in the soul.

[CourtFool]

Didn’t he sell that to become king?

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Rollins would kick both their asses. Hands down.

[CourtFool]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Rollins would kick both their asses. Hands down.

Who?

[Crimson Jester]

My head just ~exploded~

[CourtFool]

Crimson Jester wrote:

My head just ~exploded~

Really? I barely noticed.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

CourtFool wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Rollins would kick both their asses. Hands down.

Who?

Henry f&+*ing Rollins.

[veector]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Rollins would kick both their asses. Hands down.

Who?

Henry f!##ing Rollins.

Um, one-time singer for Black Flag? Puuuuhlease. Black Flag is like deodorant for Conan and Chuck Norris.

[David Fryer]

Snake Pliskon would show them both what a real man is.

[CourtFool]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Henry f*#!ing Rollins.

Is he a singer or just some guy who had a rectal exam?

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

CourtFool wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Henry f*#!ing Rollins.

Is he a singer or just some guy who had a rectal exam?

Well, he's an old dude, so probably both.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

My point has just been proven.

[Bill Lumberg]

Heathansson wrote:

Every time Chuck Norris sees Steven Sagall, he chops off Steven's pony tail. He's got a Cousin It costume made from Sagall pony tails.

Gene LeBell would choke them both into unconsciousness at the same time. (Apparently this would be the second time for Steve). Then he would tell Conan to go fetch him a drink and Conan would do as told.

[insaneogeddon]

Harry Potter would beat Chuck any day of the week !!

Edward (from twilight) would beat conan any day of the week !!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

edward cullen is just too pretty.

[Id Vicious]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

edward cullen is just too pretty.

Spoiler:

BAT BOY LIVES!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

My point has just been proven.

Rollins still wins.

[A Man In Black]

Chuck Norris could play Conan.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Everybody'd have to be in little trenches like an Alan Ladd movie.