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I Lub my ponies..........:)<3

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CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.
Did you get tetered again, or did all the imposters force your hand?

I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.

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Sebastian wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.
Did you get tetered again, or did all the imposters force your hand?
I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.

And its soooooocute! Squeal


ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY MY LITTLE PONY OVERLORD!!!!!!!!!


And now the Great and Mighty High Lord Sebastian has gone to the next step on his way to joining the Great Pony above! He has adopted it's form and risen above us in his Glory! All hail the Great Sebastian! All bow down to his Worthiness and Honerableness and ... uh ... Awesomeness!!!

*Bows and begins chanting*

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PonyLVR, wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.
Did you get tetered again, or did all the imposters force your hand?
I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.
And its soooooocute! Squeal

Seriously, kid. Get out of my sight before I puke.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
FEAR THE PONY YOU IMPOSTERS! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE SEBASTIAN.
Did you get tetered again, or did all the imposters force your hand?
I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.

Oh, and i thought you were like some cute wittle version of the hulk. You know, get Sebastion too mad and he gets all ponied up and won't give anyone rides.


~pulls out my Bow of Pony Slaying (+5 Pony Bane Bow)~ Come here Mr. Horsemeat! I want to skin you and send your hooves to the glue factory!


Kill the wascally pony!

Dark Archive

But I wub riding my ponies

The Exchange

Sharoth wrote:
~pulls out my Bow of Pony Slaying (+5 Pony Bane Bow)~ Come here Mr. Horsemeat! I want to skin you and send your hooves to the glue factory!

I have a couple of recipes for horse meat if you need 'em?


um....who's Sebastian?


I do like a good horse sunny side up...


~in my Elmer Fudd voice~ Shhhh..... Be Vewy Vewy quiet! I am hunting Ponies! Haaaa!

The Exchange

cannon fodder wrote:
um....who's Sebastian?

Twitch..

The lord of the boards.
the Poodle hunter extraordinaire.
the lawyer who will get every last penny of your lifes savings if you piss him off.
the were-pony himself.
The egomaniacal dragon wranglers warfwolf annoyer
Sebastian


cannon fodder wrote:
um....who's Sebastian?

He's the reason to become a Cultist of Sebastian!

He is the Great High Lord Sebastian, who's honour and glory are known far and wide. He is the first disciple of the Great Pony! He is the Killer of Kittens! He is the Destroyer of Poodles and WarWoofs! Now bow mortal, for in his radiance we are humbled!!!

Sovereign Court

cannon fodder wrote:
um....who's Sebastian?

An alias of Heathy.

/recycled joke


PONY HUNT! PONY HUNT!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT
PONY HUNT ! PONY HUNT!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT ALL DAY LONG
PONY HUNT! PONY HUNT!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT
PONY HUNT ! PONY HUNT!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT ALL DAY LONG
FIND A PONY
CUT EM UP , CUT EM UP
FIND A PONY
CUT EM UP , ALL DAY LONG
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT
PONY HUNT ! PONY HUNT!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT ALL DAY LONG
WE RUN EM OFF A HIGH BIG HILL
A HIGH BIG HILL, A HIGH BIG HILL
WE WATCH THERE BODES GO KASPLAT!
GO KASPLAT!GO KASPLAT!
WE WATCH THERE BODES GO KASPLAT!
ALL DAY LONG!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT
PONY HUNT ! PONY HUNT!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT ALL DAY LONG
WE'RE GONNA EAT PONY STEAK
PONY STEAK,PONY STEAK!
WE'RE GONNA EAT PONY STEAK
ALL DAY LONG
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT
PONY HUNT ! PONY HUNT!
WE'RE GOING ON A PONY HUNT ALL DAY LONG


Crimson Jester wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
um....who's Sebastian?

Twitch..

The lord of the boards.
the Poodle hunter extraordinaire.
the lawyer who will get every last penny of your lifes savings if you piss him off.
the were-pony himself.
The egomaniacal dragon wranglers warfwolf annoyer
Sebastian

ooh he sounds important....which is the real one?

The Exchange

The one who choose to Pony up and show us his true colors.


cannon fodder wrote:
ooh he sounds important....which is the real one?

Me.

Want a hug?

Dark Archive

squeal I Lub ponies


Sebastian wrote:
I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.
And its soooooocute! Squeal

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... and I thought WE were cute...


Llamafrog wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.
And its soooooocute! Squeal
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... and I thought WE were cute...

No...you are slippers!


Kess of the Cult of Sebastian wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.
And its soooooocute! Squeal
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... and I thought WE were cute...
No...you are slippers!

Stop insulting slippers by comparing them to either Poodles or Llamas!


*passes out from the confusion of the incoming posts*


*licks Sharoth*


Llamafrog wrote:
*licks Sharoth*

~SCREAMS like a little girl and runs away~ Yucky!!!


*gets back up in time to see a Poodle-licking in progress and passes out once again...*


You're all so funny. If you behave, later on I may be nice enough to slap some sense into you.

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:
I requested the return of the avatar - it seemed like the only option given the sheer volume of wannabes.

And yet with all this attention he still manages to be humble. How do you do it Sebastian?

When I grow up, I want to be just like Sebastian...


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
You're all so funny. If you behave, later on I may be nice enough to slap some sense into you.

Only if you don't force payement this time.

The Exchange

En Garde, Vile Lawyer!!!! Oh,.....wait.....I already lost? Damn......
ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD!!! Let me know if you have any lackey-type stuff for me to do, Overlord Sebastian, sir.


Fake Healer wrote:

En Garde, Vile Lawyer!!!! Oh,.....wait.....I already lost? Damn......

ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD!!! Let me know if you have any lackey-type stuff for me to do, Overlord Sebastian, sir.

Oh! Ahem... yes, I supported you the WHOLE time also. *innocent smile*

Scarab Sages

Fake Healer wrote:
ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD!!! Let me know if you have any lackey-type stuff for me to do, Overlord Sebastian, sir.

And his head grows yet more...

"NASA has located an anomaly near San Diego from satellite photos. At first glance they thought that it was a crater but further investigation has identified it to be someone's head. It seems that it has become difficult to identify this person as his identity is clogged in legal "red tape" but they don't believe that he can keep his identity hidden for much longer. NASA informs residents of San Diego to not panic as they hope that this will only be a temporary condition and life should be back to normal soon."

Liberty's Edge

Joey Lafyatis wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:

En Garde, Vile Lawyer!!!! Oh,.....wait.....I already lost? Damn......

ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD!!! Let me know if you have any lackey-type stuff for me to do, Overlord Sebastian, sir.
Oh! Ahem... yes, I supported you the WHOLE time also. *innocent smile*

Not me, punkass punk.

You can take my life, but you can't take my....freedom!!!!


The rebellion lives on... :)

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:
Joey Lafyatis wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:

En Garde, Vile Lawyer!!!! Oh,.....wait.....I already lost? Damn......

ALL HAIL OUR NEW OVERLORD!!! Let me know if you have any lackey-type stuff for me to do, Overlord Sebastian, sir.
Oh! Ahem... yes, I supported you the WHOLE time also. *innocent smile*

Not me, punkass punk.

You can take my life, but you can't take my....freedom!!!!

Ew. Sticky innards. Would you like a cup of coffee or something Overlord Sebastian?

I'm working on the inside to lure him into a false sense of complacency so we can strike.....Fools, always dying nobly and whatnot. Everyone knows that fake medicine is the true path to power, not litigation....

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:

Not me, punkass punk.

You can take my life, but you can't take my....freedom!!!!

Probably not the most successful rebel to emulate...

The Exchange

Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Not me, punkass punk.

You can take my life, but you can't take my....freedom!!!!
Probably not the most successful rebel to emulate...

Yeah, wasn't it like several decades later Scotland won it's freedom?

Liberty's Edge

He had a kilt, WTF?

Sovereign Court

Heathansson wrote:
He had a kilt, WTF?

Please don't go commando.

Liberty's Edge

It's....uh.....sheathed.

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Thank the Lord Sebastian for that, anyway.


Fake Healer wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Not me, punkass punk.

You can take my life, but you can't take my....freedom!!!!
Probably not the most successful rebel to emulate...

Yeah, wasn't it like several decades later Scotland won it's freedom?

And a few hundred years later that the kilt made its appearance...


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
And a few hundred years later that the kilt made its appearance...

…injured? He nearly kilt it!

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
And a few hundred years later that the kilt made its appearance...
…injured? He nearly kilt it!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And I'm the guy with the bad puns. that should tell you something.


kessukoofah wrote:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rough crowd. Did you hear the one about a lawyer who wandered into an internet forum?

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
kessukoofah wrote:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rough crowd. Did you hear the one about a lawyer who wandered into an internet forum?

Lemme guess, he sat down and had a drink. then he left to go home. oh wait...that's the lawyer who went to take his BAR exam.


kessukoofah wrote:
oh wait...that's the lawyer who went to take his BAR exam.

Objection!

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