Koboodle=1/2 kobold and 1/2 poodle.
And I'm still not joining...
*licks Callous Jack too*
Noodle. ½ Ninja ½ Poodle
Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 Frog
Doodle. ½ Jeff Bridges ½ Poodle
Don't feed the poodle, CallousJack...
Callous Jack. 100% Envious.
Don't feed the poodle, CallousJack...
Seldriss 100% Jealous
/sigh
Boodle. 100+ Poodles.
Froogle: 1/3 Poodle 1/2 FrogWhat is the remaining 1/6?
Grazz't
Fellow Poodles, vote!
Is Seldriss an official member already? His has pink skin, white pufy hair and enjoys speaking poodle-nonsense.
Shall we hand him out a credential already?
*holding the Seldriss credential uphigh with ducktape ready to stick it on Seldriss back when he's not lookin'*
What is the remaining 1/6?
Butter!
Roodle. A riddle proposed by a Poodle.
All those in favor, yap.
Fellow Poodles, vote!
Is Seldriss an official member already? His has pink skin, white pufy hair and enjoys speaking poodle-nonsense.
Shall we hand him out a credential already?
I will never surrender to the poodle kabbalah...
Yap!
I will never surrender to the poodle kabbalah...
*licks Seldriss*
*licks Seldriss*
/yuck !
(can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?)
*licks Seldriss*/yuck !
(can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?)
*you are flanked by several poodles that are of equal or higher level than you, so you can't*
*sneak licks Seldriss*
(can Improved Uncanny Dodge be used to avoid this kind of attack ?)
Poodle licks are Will attacks.
*licks callous jack to make him 100% yukkyful*
i'm not here anymore
doppoodleganger!!!
i'm not here anymore
We Poodles have the nasty habit to follow people around, so, watch out!
*tapes the poodle credential on Seldriss's back as he walks out*
100% disdainful of mongrel congregations.
Bah.
You are only making this worse for yourself.
Mr. T pities the foodle.
Callous Jack. 100% Envious.100% disdainful of mongrel congregations.
Bah.
rustyshins, guvner?
A new member! pass some poodlesnacks (not made from poodles)to Unpoodled. Welcome poodle brother!
Someone, keep those poodles from my trunk!
Here, go catch this stick! *Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches.* This never gets old.
*Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches.*
What you don't know is that we poodles do it for excersice and to make you waste your time on it. We poodles have a bet on how long would a human keep "teasing" us poodles with that trick if we pretend to play along with it.
The record: 3 hours 6 minutes.
Join the poodle revolution Emperor7, you were drawn to the tread by the hypnotic poodle yapping, so you have a poodle inside, don't deny it!
*Teases poodles for hours by pretending to throw one his branches.*What you don't know is that we poodles do it for excersice and to make you waste your time on it. We poodles have a bet on how long would a human keep "teasing" us poodles with that trick if we pretend to play along with it.
The record: 3 hours 6 minutes.
Join the poodle revolution Emperor7, you were drawn to the tread by the hypnotic poodle yapping, so you have a poodle inside, don't deny it!
Who said I'm human? Have you ever seen me breathe...?
Oh boy! Stick!
Oh boy! Stick!
Good boy. *pretends to throw stick*
*counts out how long it takes the poodle to give up searching for it*
New record - 45 seconds
*pretends to throw another one*
Fellow Poodles! a huge walking stick! all chase and bite, don't let it go! Yapayapyap
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"Poodle Lords"?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .....
A dead walkin' stick on armor! we'll give you yours after we are finish with Emperor7.
Yipyipyip
This is a scary place, but if we may train these poodles for the Anti-Pigeon Resistance....
This is a scary place, but if we may train these poodles for the Anti-Pigeon Resistance....
Sure, we hire out the Poodle Power at low rates for interesting-purposes agendas.
Come please, right this was inside this cozy dark room...
*Sniffs the kobald thoroughly*
poodle-licious...
What do you get when you bring more than two poodles together?
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The all-you-can-eat buffet in Beijing.
What if you only have one?
.
Then it's carryout.
nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies
Forgot this one:
What do you get when you bring more than two poodles together?
A Poodle Revolution!!!!
And yes, we poodles are preeetty tasty my friend, yuuuummi!!!
nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppies
Like you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.
sure he can. he's all wood. ;)
Oh. Well that explains his thinking.
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BooOOOoooo!sure he can. he's all wood. ;)nom, nom, nom pesky little pee-happy puppiesLike you have never gotten over excited! Oh wait…I guess you can’t get excited.
Ooh, a critic! everyon's a critic when you go for the obvious joke. but at least I stayed away from asking how you got the nickname "Callous"?
Cal-lous
–adjective
1. made hard; hardened.
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3. having a callus; indurated, as parts of the skin exposed to friction.