I just happen to be an itsy bitsy spider. Trying to consider what I did in a previous incarnation to deserve such a fate.
Oh, hey. Water spout. Looks inviting enough.
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Desire is the root of all suffering. I no longer desire Callous Jack to STFU. Ergo, I no longer suffer.
The....Simpsons....comicshop....guys.....from other threads.....fading....fading.....
ah. Satori.
I hate to point this out, but in order to achieve enlightenment, you need to recognize that all beings are connected and that individuality is an illusion.
So you ARE a comic-book-guy.
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Desire is the root of all suffering. I no longer desire Callous Jack to STFU. Ergo, I no longer suffer.
The....Simpsons....comicshop....guys.....from other threads.....fading....fading.....
ah. Satori.I hate to point this out, but in order to achieve enlightenment, you need to recognize that all beings are connected and that individuality is an illusion.
So you ARE a comic-book-guy.
Wrrrst Post Evrrrr.
om...
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"Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city."
(My favorite Comic Book Guy quote)
you made me laugh. it hurts, because I have a bit of a chest cold.
But, I can release it, duod.
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My son, first day of kindygartin...
He comes home.
First day of kindygartin, he's allready Holden Caulfield.
"She tell us not wun with scissows. Then, she wun wif da scissows. It was stupid cwap."
I don't know what to do. I don't know how to tell him, "if you fight they'll just beat you harder. I know. Believe me, I know." I gotta do something, but I'm at a loss. I'll figure it out though.
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lol, did he actually say that?It was stupid cwap."
Yeah. I guess I gotta ask the teacher to tell him, "don't run with scissors. It's dangerous. IF you RUN with SCISSORS, I'll tell your father. He shaunt be amused." I mean, what do I say? Don't talk to my kid like he's five? Wait, he is five.
I know it's funny too, but I don't know what to do for him.|
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He might turn Sebastian to the dark side.
He came up to my wife the other day, and said, "momymomy..momy...pooto id da...ninfe pwanet...it da fuddest fum da sun."
So my wife tells him it's no longer considered a planet.
He got madder than hell.
He says,
"Who did dis? Do da astwanots know about dis? Are dey mad too?"
IDK, I mean, you can tell him not to run wit' scissors, lady.
I don't mean to sound like I'm ragging the teacher; I know it's a hard job, but I don't know what to do.
Not per se, but I'm feeling burned out on the internets lately, and it's nice to have a place to chill.Can I join?Had a bad day too?Where have you been?
It's allright, I know where you've been.
~quietly backs away from the thread with the items that I planned to use to cause havoc and destruction in the name of pratical jokeisms everywhere~
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Not per se, but I'm feeling burned out on the internets lately, and it's nice to have a place to chill.Can I join?Had a bad day too?
/singin' to the tune of Cheers
Findin' your way through the internets today takes everything you got.
Threadjacks and trolls all the way, comments tasteful as goblin snot.
Wouldn't you like a civil board?
Everyone at Paizo knows your name...
And that you like the Bella Sara game...
You wanna be where you can see
Heathy make pointless post 2-million-3.
You wanna be at Paizo where we know your name.
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I get the feeling some of us felt down after the "comic-threadjacking-thread" debacle. I mean, what is the point of posting something humourous if my save DC is not high enough to end the nerd-rage. Somedays I feel like Mark Hamill at a comic-con, except I don't have a real lightsaber on loan from George Lucas.
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You should try this temple in Kamakura Japan . I've been there twice - really cool and very serene, even with all the tourists.
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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I get the feeling some of us felt down after the "comic-threadjacking-thread" debacle. I mean, what is the point of posting something humourous if my save DC is not high enough to end the nerd-rage. Somedays I feel like Mark Hamill at a comic-con, except I don't have a real lightsaber on loan from George Lucas.
What 'comic threadjacking thread' debacle?
Do you mean this one: http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizo/websiteFeedback/whatIsPathfinder sNetiquetteOnComicThreadjacking?
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I get the feeling some of us felt down after the "comic-threadjacking-thread" debacle. I mean, what is the point of posting something humourous if my save DC is not high enough to end the nerd-rage. Somedays I feel like Mark Hamill at a comic-con, except I don't have a real lightsaber on loan from George Lucas.What 'comic threadjacking thread' debacle?
Do you mean this one: http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizo/websiteFeedback/whatIsPathfinder sNetiquetteOnComicThreadjacking?
What, was I the only one driven to tear out my hair over that thread and the ignoring of comic threadjacking?! ;)
Sorry, Tarren, I was being facetious. I was hoping no-one would remember that the thread in question was actually quite fun and light-hearted. :)
*Observes meditative, peaceful scene, lotuses in full bloom, for some reason a small spider crawling around, many paizonians humming softly*
LEMMINGS, KOBOLDS AND GOBLINS ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!
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Thanks Heathy! I've been trying to figure out somewhere to hang other than the same old toxic pits. I could really use some zen.
I was beginning to wonder if you were still around.
If life is treating me really good, all I have to do is search for a couple of names and even I'll get pissy really quick.
Zen is overrated...
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Thanks Heathy! I've been trying to figure out somewhere to hang other than the same old toxic pits. I could really use some zen.I was beginning to wonder if you were still around.
If life is treating me really good, all I have to do is search for a couple of names and even I'll get pissy really quick.
I know. I missed the crotchedy one.
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Anyone else see the Muppet Show where Animal goes "Serene"? It's probably on YouTube, but I don't get that at work so I can't search for it.
...om....om...life is a cosmic threadjack.....om....om....
You said a mouthful brother. :D
*Observes meditative, peaceful scene, lotuses in full bloom, for some reason a small spider crawling around, many paizonians humming softly*
LEMMINGS, KOBOLDS AND GOBLINS ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!What, no pigeons? You replaced them with kobolds and goblins...?
Meh.
EXUSE US?! What are we, his servants?
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Muppets kick ass.Agreed. The swedish chef had a definate impact on my childhood. and what kid didn't love muppet treasure island? that was the movie for me as a kid.
My favorite to this day was The Great Muppet Caper. Charles Grodin as the villain! Diana Rigg as Lady Holiday! The Happiness Hotel! It's a classic!
Sam the Eagle: "You are all weirdos."
...om....om...life is a cosmic threadjack.....om....om....
Consider, Grasshopper, the reflection of the moon floating on the surface of a calm, clear pool. Is the threadjack the image or the Moon?