Whilst the Pathfinder Team is Away, Let's get This Junta Started

[baron arem heshvaun]

Since many of the beloved and owerworked Paizo staff is away at GenCon busy at preaching the word of Paizo [read getting drunk] I can think of no better way of showing our love for such a great hard working team and belive it would be THE MOST OPORTUNE of times to stage a near bloodless take over of Paizo.

I declare this JUNTA in session; I nominate Sebastian as our El Magnifico Presidente Extrordinere {tm}
[why should I be the one to dodge the first bullets].

All your base, belong to us.

Ok lets see about fastracking all those upcomming Paizo products for next year for a release by Halloween.

And I need volunteers for a firing squad, let's get that Louge fellow a blindfold, we are not savages after all.

Baron Arem Heshvaun
Minister of Re-education (The Junta is Victorious on All Fronts),
Secretly Minister of Workforce Exploitation,
Sebastians's Mouthpiece

[Paul Watson]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

And I need volunteers for a firing squad, let's get that Louge fellow a blindfold, we are not savages after all.

Baron Arem Heshvaun
Minister of Re-education (The Junta is Victorious on All Fronts),
Secretly Minister of Workforce Exploitation,
Sebastians's Mouthpiece

Are you really sure you want to execute Louge? Who knows what dark and hideous elder god is currently riding in his skull and would be released upon his untimely death, and likely pissed that his ride's just been totaled. You don't believe a human mind can come up with his level of sickness without help, do you?

[baron arem heshvaun]

Paul Watson wrote:

Are you really sure you want to execute Louge ... You don't believe a human mind can come up with his level of sickness without help, do you?

Think of what insights we could learn from the blood splatter ! Where is your sense of adventure man ?!

Baron Arem Heshvaun
Minister of Re-education (The Junta is Victorious on All Fronts),
Secretly Minister of Workforce Exploitation,
Sebastians's Mouthpiece

[Kate C]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Since many of the beloved and owerworked Paizo staff is away at GenCon busy at preaching the word of Paizo [read getting drunk] I can think of no better way of showing our love for such a great hard working team and belive it would be THE MOST OPORTUNE of times to stage a near bloodless take over of Paizo.

I declare this JUNTA in session; I nominate Sebastian as our El Magnifico Presidente Extrordinere {tm}
[why should I be the one to dodge the first bullets].

Everybody must be at GenCon.

Or watching Tropical Thunder.

Will the Junta be 3.5, 4 ed or PFRG ? : )

[Evil Monkey]

Will this Junta have openings for non-humans?

[Rhothaerill]

Evil Monkey wrote:

Will this Junta have openings for non-humans?

If the first leader is a lawyer, then I don't see why not. :)

[The Eighth Runelord]

I think you will fnd that Paizo were already under our [Runelord] control.
Work is proceeding (when the Runelord of Sloth can be bothered to input his thoughts) on a Grand Subjugation License, which will set down the conditions under which Pazo will be permitted to conquer the gaming world for us.
Beware of provoking us. We have mighty sorceries and *special* cookies baked by the Runelord of Lust on our side.

Edit:
Sebastian is relatively well known to the Runelord of Social Injustice, so if you wish to use him to convey your committee's wishes to Paizo, we may well allow it.

[Dorgar]

No way!! No Junta here I call to all loyal Paizonians to help me defend the office and boards. I mean Why would we try to over throw the most awesome of publishers in the industry. Go have a coup somewhere else. ;P
To Arms Friends To Arms!!

[baron arem heshvaun]

BUT WE HAVE CHEESE !!!

Baron Arem Heshvaun
Minister of Re-education (The Junta is Victorious on All Fronts),
Secretly Minister of Workforce Exploitation,
Sebastians's Mouthpiece

[Maleek the Mostly Mad]

Dorgar wrote:

No way!! No Junta here I call to all loyal Paizonians to help me defend the office and boards. I mean Why would we try to over throw the most awesome of publishers in the industry. Go have a coup somewhere else. ;P

To Arms Friends To Arms!!

The Qadirans will defend Logue if no one else will ... Or, at the very least, we will be spelling his name correctly when we sell him to highest bidder.

[cappadocius]

Kate C wrote:

Will the Junta be 3.5, 4 ed or PFRG ? : )

The OSRIC implementation of 1e.

[Fire_Wraith]

We're playing Junta? Awesome! I love that game...

...it's like Diplomacy, though, just don't play it with friends. ;)

Bonus points if you can get an assassination chain where almost everyone dies. I think our best was a five-person chain, which ended the game (since the guy at the end was at the bank, and immediately stashed all of those players' combined cash). :D

[David Fryer]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Since many of the beloved and owerworked Paizo staff is away at GenCon busy at preaching the word of Paizo [read getting drunk] I can think of no better way of showing our love for such a great hard working team and belive it would be THE MOST OPORTUNE of times to stage a near bloodless take over of Paizo.

I declare this JUNTA in session; I nominate Sebastian as our El Magnifico Presidente Extrordinere {tm}
[why should I be the one to dodge the first bullets].

All your base, belong to us.

Ok lets see about fastracking all those upcomming Paizo products for next year for a release by Halloween.

And I need volunteers for a firing squad, let's get that Louge fellow a blindfold, we are not savages after all.

Baron Arem Heshvaun
Minister of Re-education (The Junta is Victorious on All Fronts),
Secretly Minister of Workforce Exploitation,
Sebastians's Mouthpiece

Noble sir, would not our efforts be better served by storming the ebony tower of the vile wizards up the coast who seek to grind all others under their heels? I will not turn my weapon on the noble Paiozians, but I would gladly lead our glorious army against the evil wizards.

[Michael Meunier]

You do realize the great great pain you will all suffer when Josh and his new favorite bullhorn get back don't you? The only question is whether you'll be fed to the pit fiends in Cheliax or given over to the Osiron necromancers to do with as they please.

Personally, I vote for the necromancers. You will all make excellent zombies!

[Erik Mona]

Futile.

[crosswiredmind]

Erik Mona wrote:

Futile.

DOH!

[Kvantum]

Michael Meunier wrote:

You do realize the great great pain you will all suffer when Josh and his new favorite bullhorn get back don't you? The only question is whether you'll be fed to the pit fiends in Cheliax or given over to the Osiron necromancers to do with as they please.

Personally, I vote for the necromancers. You will all make excellent zombies!

Hey! Our masters need food/souls more than those silly mummy makers need new materials.

[Callous Jack]

Erik Mona wrote:

Futile.

Busted.

[houstonderek]

Kvantum wrote:

Michael Meunier wrote:

You do realize the great great pain you will all suffer when Josh and his new favorite bullhorn get back don't you? The only question is whether you'll be fed to the pit fiends in Cheliax or given over to the Osiron necromancers to do with as they please.

Personally, I vote for the necromancers. You will all make excellent zombies!

Hey! Our masters need food/souls more than those silly mummy makers need new materials.

let them eat stench kow...

[Michael Meunier]

Kvantum wrote:

Hey! Our masters need food/souls more than those silly mummy makers need new materials.

Yes, but if the pit fiends eat them, they don't learn nothing. Doesn't matter who buys the prisoners, Qadira will profit as the middlemen :).