Julia Childs Was A Spy!


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Newly declassified documents show that Julie Childs was an operative for the OSS, the precursur of the CIA. That just seems so wrong.

Liberty's Edge

[UnrealTournamentAnnouncer]Godlike![/UnrealTournamentAnnouncer]

That's just so epic...

Dark Archive

How much you wanna bet Julia sent a Upside-Down German Chocolate Cake laced with Arsenic to Hitler?? (Or at least had the Recipe ready.)

;P

The Exchange

Considering String Theory invalidates time - I think a NAZI deathsquad will have to pick her off anyway...with a black hole weapon to the frontal lobes. Oops - she dies screaming aged 12 and the OSS falls.


Julia was f$@!ing metal.

Silver Crusade

Oh wow. This is awesome!

Scarab Sages

Trey wrote:
Julia was f~#!ing metal.

Base, ferrous, or noble?


Proof keeping secrets drives you to drink.


Aberzombie wrote:
Trey wrote:
Julia was f~#!ing metal.
Base, ferrous, or noble?

Judging by what was hanging on her wall, predominantly noble, with occasional recourse to ferrous, when brute force was deemed better suited to the situation than delicacy. An enameled version might be used from time to time for that "iron fist in a velvet glove" effect.


It'll be interesting to see later updates on this news, once all the files are released to the public. I'd like to see exactly what sort of duties/missions these people performed. What sort of training did they receive? Did any of them provide us with any significant advantage in the fight during WWII? And if so, would our current espionage community please start taking notes...


I remember hearing about this in the 80's.

Today every spy wants a reality show and a book deal that includes appearances on Oprah. (Oprah is also a spy)

Scarab Sages

Too bad Dan Akroyd isn't on SNL to do a sketch about this, that could work really well.

Scarab Sages

You've never seen the 'lost episodes' of her cooking show? When she kinda goes off into the past splicing Hitman with Julia Childs' Kitchen?

"Remember, apple seeds naturally have cyanide in minute ammounts, but if you are preparing a potatoes au gratin or any dish with crumbled nuts on the top, a judicious heap may be added. I used this to good effect many years ago, especially when slicing up a manioc, which also contains cyanide, and adding it to the potatoes. Just enough and Jerry has a pulmonary edema before Afters are served."

Dark Archive

Who needs Dan Akroyd, we've got the funniest stuff I've seen in a while sitting right here.


Nice. I thought there was more to the ol'girl than her ability with a spatula.

Something else I found interesting in that article:"I think it's terrific," said Elizabeth McIntosh, 93, a former OSS agent now living in Woodbridge, Va.

That' my hometown!

*Walks off, mumbling something about having been in the NSA...*

Liberty's Edge

Roe Conn, one of the local talk radio hosts was joking about this on his show the other day.

Roe: "I now understand the pumpkin carving episode."
Julia Child Imitated by Roe:"Keep carving until it gives up all its secrets!"

Dark Archive

Julia Childs wrote:
Now we just add a little almond extract, to cover up the smell of the cyanide...


She also made shark repellent for the Navy, IIRC.

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