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What Faction should join MY side? That is the real question. As a great man once said to Superman, I am not joining you for your purposes, you are joining me for my purposes. (10 points if you can tell me who said it and what cartoon series it was in.) So what is in it for me? ~gives an avarous draconic smile~
Lazaro
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Notices no one, even from his faction has given a responce
I apologize, my friend. I was filing paperwork all day and had not noticed. Please feel free to come home with me.
We will fix you up with some of our famous barbeque and perhaps some cake...Devil's Food of course. After that we talk about factions.
Lazaro
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Well, remember that Andoran will never try to exploit or mistreat you. A few of the other factions are hit-or-miss in that regard.
While this may be true, my friend. There are those Andorans who try to shove there ideals down your throat. And if you don't share them, then you much be wrong.
Zook Gaullen
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Why,sir, you should come home with the Taldans.
I can tell you are a man with discriminating tastes. Why not join up with the most refined group that there is.
Besides the fact, we are an empire, and we are on the rise, joining with us just avoids the inevitable. It's better to be on the ground floor.
Kvantum
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Taldor is a fallen empire with fashion-obsessed fools more worried about whether they should have seven inches of lace hanging out their sleeves, or six.
Osirion is a bunch of dung beetle-worshiping lunatics running around in the desert looking for old relics.
Qadira wants to buy those relics, and everything else, and charge you, me, and everyone else on the face of Golarion a fee to see said relics.
Andoran will subjugate you in the name of the majority, leaving you completely dominated and without any options as to what you want to do.
Cheliax... well, we're at least honest about subjugating you and leaving you at the mercy of the state. Our tyrannical, heartless regime at least has a face and a name beyond "democracy".
kessukoofah
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