Vote Sebastian for President!


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Liberty's Edge

Started on this thread.

Vote Sebastian for President! He's someone we all know, and he couldn't do a worse job than any of the other candidates this year.

Liberty's Edge

I'd vote for him over the two wankers we have running right now.

Dark Archive

You don't even need to ask me twice!

Cultists of Sebastian unite!

Liberty's Edge

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Insert Neat Username Here wrote:

Started on this thread.

Vote Sebastian for President! He's someone we all know, and he couldn't do a worse job than any of the other candidates this year.

I still say he should pick Kobold Cleaver as VP!!!!

Where should we send our donations for his Campaign Funds?

Scarab Sages

Dragnmoon wrote:

I still say he should pick Kobold Cleaver as VP!!!!

Something like that has already been tried, and it didn't do the elder President Bush any good either.

Otherwise, I say he's got my vote, but only if he promises to make me Secretary of the Navy!


Sorry but my vote is going to Ron Jeremy

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Can I vote him for President if I'm Australian? ;)

Liberty's Edge

Only if you can send me a live dropbear.

Liberty's Edge

So, Sebastian. What the f#*@ are you gonna do about gas prices.

Liberty's Edge

don't we have too many lawyers in washington as is?

eh, i guess one more wont hurt (much)...go sebastian...

Sovereign Court

Insert Neat Username Here wrote:

Started on this thread.

Vote Sebastian for President! He's someone we all know, and he couldn't do a worse job than any of the other candidates this year.

Sorry but I already have a candidate I'm supporting.

Vote for Walter in '08

Figure he can't be any worse than the other dummies running

Trent

Scarab Sages

If he promises to make the Secret Service start dressing like armored knights and carry swords, then he's got my vote.

I also think he should make a promsie that all future problems with foreign nations will be solved with a jousting tournament.


If he puts Pathfinder in every home, then he'll get my vote!

Liberty's Edge

won't he be running on the platform of a Bella Sera in every home?

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Dread wrote:
won't he be running on the platform of a Bella Sera in every home?

I'd vote for that platform, but doesn't he have a 4E baby??? I heard that 8 years ago when he ran against George W. Shrub. Isn't it true that he was a PoW during the Tiberium War?

Sovereign Court

I'll write his speeches.

"We must move forward . . . not backwards, not to the side, not forwards, but always whirling, whirling, whirling towards freedom."


Aberzombie wrote:
Dragnmoon wrote:

I still say he should pick Kobold Cleaver as VP!!!!

Something like that has already been tried, and it didn't do the elder President Bush any good either.

Otherwise, I say he's got my vote, but only if he promises to make me Secretary of the Navy!

How dare you! I no work for him!

...I work for younger one. No tell!
Yes, Mr. President? Attack the S/\/\RFs immediatly, I have proof that they possess W.M.D.s.
See the following link:
The S/\/\RFs have W.M.D.s! Beware!


No ponies were hurt in the making of this thread.

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CourtFool wrote:
No ponies were hurt in the making of this thread.

Several stunt llamas were regrettably killed however.

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Callous Jack wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
No ponies were hurt in the making of this thread.

Several stunt llamas were regrettably killed however.

Well, maybe not "regrettably" . . . :P

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Throwing up peace signs...

I am not a crook.

I also pledge to fulfill each and every promise that anyone requests on this thread, going so far as to invent alternate dimensions in which conflicting promises can be kept.*

Spoiler:

FYI - cultists that vote for me will get an extra serving of soylant bangers and mash on Wednesday.

*This pledge is subject to revision upon my election. Results may vary. Consult your doctor if you experience rectal bleeding or a greenish discharge from your temple.


Sebastian wrote:
I also pledge to fulfill each and every promise that anyone requests on this thread, going so far as to invent alternate dimensions in which conflicting promises can be kept.*

He certainly sounds like a politician.

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Question: Wouldn't President be a step down for Sabastian?


Lord Fyre wrote:


Question: Wouldn't President be a step down for Sabastian?

Well, yes, but it's sometimes easier to work with the primitive natives in a form they can understand. So that means President.

Of the Universe.

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Lord Sebastian,

Do you promise to make your rule and Absolut Dictatorship?

Lord Fyre


Lathiira wrote:
...Of the Universe.

There’s shrinkage!

The Exchange

Although I must admit he would make a better candidate could we please for the love of G~d stop making his head swell!

Scarab Sages

Sebastian wrote:

I also pledge to fulfill each and every promise that anyone requests on this thread, going so far as to invent alternate dimensions in which conflicting promises can be kept.*

Sweet! That means I can finally get made into law that all restaurant's outside of Louisiana cannot have a "cajun" item on their menu.

And can we get something that says if you go slow in the passing lane then other drivers have the right to run you off the road?


Do I have to give up my Zatarains?

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Aberzombie wrote:
Sweet! That means I can finally get made into law that all restaurant's outside of Louisiana cannot have a "cajun" item on their menu.

Does that mean we can also make places stop selling a Philly Cheesesteak if they're outside of eastern Pennsylvania?


Oh dear lord! There go all the Mexican restraunts.

Scarab Sages

Were I american, This guy would have my vote...based purely on the hilarity of his site.


Vote Sebastian! He is your lord and master is deserves to have the position!

Plus, a platform of Bella Sera in every home is better then a platform of more religion and less science in schools and an increase in taxes to pay for more gas for further destruction of the environment instead of an increase in R&D for more eco-friendly ways to travel...I'm just sayin.

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Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sweet! That means I can finally get made into law that all restaurant's outside of Louisiana cannot have a "cajun" item on their menu.
Does that mean we can also make places stop selling a Philly Cheesesteak if they're outside of eastern Pennsylvania?

Only if we can also make place stop selling New York Pizza outside of New York City and Long Island..

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Dragnmoon wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sweet! That means I can finally get made into law that all restaurant's outside of Louisiana cannot have a "cajun" item on their menu.
Does that mean we can also make places stop selling a Philly Cheesesteak if they're outside of eastern Pennsylvania?
Only if we can also make place stop selling New York Pizza outside of New York City and Long Island..

Yeah, but that'd leave us with Chicago style...

Scarab Sages

Dragnmoon wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sweet! That means I can finally get made into law that all restaurant's outside of Louisiana cannot have a "cajun" item on their menu.
Does that mean we can also make places stop selling a Philly Cheesesteak if they're outside of eastern Pennsylvania?
Only if we can also make place stop selling New York Pizza outside of New York City and Long Island..

And poutine outside Quebec. Seriously. Just stop it. It is not supposed to be made with shredded mozzerella. it is made with cheese curds. It is all in the cheese! It is fries, cheese and gravy. Nothing angers me more then seeing someone try to pass off whatever they made as poutine. It's not.

*hyperventalates into a bag to calm down*


Aberzombie wrote:
Sebastian wrote:

I also pledge to fulfill each and every promise that anyone requests on this thread, going so far as to invent alternate dimensions in which conflicting promises can be kept.*

Sweet! That means I can finally get made into law that all restaurant's outside of Louisiana cannot have a "cajun" item on their menu.

The "Cajun" restaurant in my town didn't know what boudan is. And their gumbo is joyless! Got bumper stickers all over town, though, and I guess that's what counts. Sad. Just sad.

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kessukoofah wrote:

And poutine outside Quebec. Seriously. Just stop it. It is not supposed to be made with shredded mozzerella. it is made with cheese curds. It is all in the cheese! It is fries, cheese and gravy. Nothing angers me more then seeing someone try to pass off whatever they made as poutine. It's not.

*hyperventalates into a bag to calm down*

I made some great poutine with that cheese spray in a can the other day...

;-)

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
kessukoofah wrote:

And poutine outside Quebec. Seriously. Just stop it. It is not supposed to be made with shredded mozzerella. it is made with cheese curds. It is all in the cheese! It is fries, cheese and gravy. Nothing angers me more then seeing someone try to pass off whatever they made as poutine. It's not.

*hyperventalates into a bag to calm down*

I made some great poutine with that cheese spray in a can the other day...

;-)

If you did not use cheese curds then it's not poutine. very simple series of checks here:

did i use french fries (not home fries, french fries)?: yes
Did I use a proper brown gravy?: yes
Did I use cheese curds?: no
then it's not a poutine.

Sovereign Court

kessukoofah wrote:

If you did not use cheese curds then it's not poutine. very simple series of checks here:

did i use french fries (not home fries, french fries)?: yes
Did I use a proper brown gravy?: yes
Did I use cheese curds?: no
then it's not a poutine.

Actually I've never heard of poutine before today, but I was trying to think of the worst cheese product possible to imagine putting in. ;-)

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kessukoofah wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
kessukoofah wrote:

And poutine outside Quebec. Seriously. Just stop it. It is not supposed to be made with shredded mozzerella. it is made with cheese curds. It is all in the cheese! It is fries, cheese and gravy. Nothing angers me more then seeing someone try to pass off whatever they made as poutine. It's not.

*hyperventalates into a bag to calm down*

I made some great poutine with that cheese spray in a can the other day...

;-)

If you did not use cheese curds then it's not poutine. very simple series of checks here:

did i use french fries (not home fries, french fries)?: yes
Did I use a proper brown gravy?: yes
Did I use cheese curds?: no
then it's not a poutine.

[threadjack]

You realize that you are making me want to travel to Canada. :)

(But with the price of air travel, I doubt I could afford it. :*( )

[/threadjack]

Scarab Sages

Callous Jack wrote:
Actually I've never heard of poutine before today, but I was trying to think of the worst cheese product possible to imagine putting in. ;-)

Oh. well. then ya. that would be possibly the worst cheese to use. along with homefries and possibly a chicken gravy, and you'd have the worst poutine ever that still at least resmebles the core ingrediants.

Scarab Sages

Lord Fyre wrote:

...

[threadjack]

You realize that you are making me want to travel to Quebec. :)

(But with the price of air travel, I doubt I could afford it. :*( )

[/threadjack]

there. fixed. seeing as how i'm in another part of canada at the moment and they still do it wrong.

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kessukoofah wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:

...

[threadjack]

You realize that you are making me want to travel to Quebec. :)

(But with the price of air travel, I doubt I could afford it. :*( )

[/threadjack]

there. fixed. seeing as how i'm in another part of canada at the moment and they still do it wrong.

Oh no!

But, then is Quebec really part of Canada?

(But, the cost of travel would still apply. :( )

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
Do I have to give up my Zatarains?

No, because the company started out as a local Louisiana food producer. Even though it was later bought out by a larger national company, the recipes for the boxed meals are still the same.

Besides, then I couldn't get my Red Beans or Jambalaya mix here in Philly. Sure, I'd prefer to fix the stuff from scratch, but I don't always have the time. Not to mention my wife doesn't eat red beans, so making a huge batch isn't feasible.


Aberzombie wrote:
Even though it was later bought out by a larger national company, the recipes for the boxed meals are still the same.

Wait. I thought that was cause for 'hatred with the intensity of Sebastian’s love for ponies'.

Death to big business!!!11!!1!one


CourtFool wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Even though it was later bought out by a larger national company, the recipes for the boxed meals are still the same.

Wait. I thought that was cause for 'hatred with the intensity of Sebastian’s love for ponies'.

Death to big business!!!11!!1!one

"hatred with the intensity of Sebastian’s love for ponies (if you resist)!"

that could be Sebastian's campaign slogan! It's not catchy, but I wouldn't want to be you if you resist.

Liberty's Edge

Dragnmoon wrote:
Insert Neat Username Here wrote:

Started on this thread.

Vote Sebastian for President! He's someone we all know, and he couldn't do a worse job than any of the other candidates this year.

I still say he should pick Kobold Cleaver as VP!!!!

Bah! I say Vomit Guy for Veep.

Scarab Sages

CourtFool wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Even though it was later bought out by a larger national company, the recipes for the boxed meals are still the same.

Wait. I thought that was cause for 'hatred with the intensity of Sebastian’s love for ponies'.

Death to big business!!!11!!1!one

In this case I was happy to see it bought out, because that means that even though I live in Philly, I can get Zatarains products in the store.

Liberty's Edge

Callous Jack wrote:
Dragnmoon wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Sweet! That means I can finally get made into law that all restaurant's outside of Louisiana cannot have a "cajun" item on their menu.
Does that mean we can also make places stop selling a Philly Cheesesteak if they're outside of eastern Pennsylvania?
Only if we can also make place stop selling New York Pizza outside of New York City and Long Island..
Yeah, but that'd leave us with Chicago style...

Not something I'd have a problem with--there should be an Uno's in every town!

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