Maybe with that little dog from Duck Hunt at the bottom. He could, like, have devil horns too. :P
I'm wearin' a Burger King crown to show my support of Taldor at the PFS events at Gen Con.
Maybe.
Cheliax will unveil its ultimate weapon: the diabolical
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Nice faction symbol, Che-losers. Looks like a red cross, which is cool, since you're gonna need the Red Cross to put you back together once Andoran is done with you!
USA! USA! USA! ...uh, I mean ANDORAN! ANDORAN! ANDORAN! ;)
Jeremy Puckett
PS: I debated long and hard over the slur I was going to use, and I finally picked Che-losers over Ex-laxians. :P
Nice faction symbol, Che-losers. Looks like a red cross, which is cool, since you're gonna need the Red Cross to put you back together once Andoran is done with you!
USA! USA! USA! ...uh, I mean ANDORAN! ANDORAN! ANDORAN! ;)
Jeremy Puckett
PS: I debated long and hard over the slur I was going to use, and I finally picked Che-losers over Ex-laxians. :P
You will be the first to be put to the rack!
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You will be the first to be put to the rack!USA! USA! USA! ...uh, I mean ANDORAN! ANDORAN! ANDORAN! ;)
Jeremy Puckett
PS: I debated long and hard over the slur I was going to use, and I finally picked Che-losers over Ex-laxians. :P
Ah dear Ralik, he will be but one of the firsts, we have, after all, a considerable ammount of exqusite racks ...
The EMPIRE is FOREVER !!
Ah dear Ralik, he will be but one of the firsts, we have, after all, a considerable ammount of exqusite racks ...
The type of *rack* {wooden or bouncy} will be of course decided by the answer to the question ::
kiss or lash ?
As a devote follower of Zon-kuthon it would be the lash of course.
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Hmm, rack. I assume when you're done with the torturing someone you'll kill them and feed them to your demon friends yes? Well, I'm sure they'd like some Qadiran spices to flavor the meet yes? Perhaps some gilded cages for the succubi? Well, you've come to the right place! Come one come all! Qadira will sell to anyone!
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Hmm, rack. I assume when you're done with the torturing someone you'll kill them and feed them to your demon friends yes? Well, I'm sure they'd like some Qadiran spices to flavor the meet yes? Perhaps some gilded cages for the succubi? Well, you've come to the right place! Come one come all! Qadira will sell to anyone!
I bolded your mistake in the quote above. We do not deal with those... scum that call the Abyss home. No, only the finest in extraplanar evil will do for the majesty that is Cheliax. We have fallen, true, but we shall rise once more. Cheliax shall triumph!
And once we do, all those traitorous bastards in Andoran who advocate such absurdities as "democracy" shall know true pain. Then they die, and our lords in the Nine Hells shall have new playtoys. All it's cost us is our souls, such a quibbling little price.
Typical foul Chellaxian drivel. You cannot win in honest battle so you cowards lie, cheat and steal to gain what honest steal cannot win for you. Give my regards to your infernal masters when I send you to meet them. FREEDOM!!!
Since when was battle fair? Last i knew your Andoran scum absonded with our rightful territory like theives in the night. it is by Divine Right that we reclaim our lands.
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Typical foul Chellaxian drivel. You cannot win in honest battle so you cowards lie, cheat and steal to gain what honest steal cannot win for you. Give my regards to your infernal masters when I send you to meet them. FREEDOM!!!Since when was battle fair? Last i knew your Andoran scum absonded with our rightful territory like theives in the night. it is by Divine Right that we reclaim our lands.
You ceded territory rather than fighting for it. It's not the Andorrans' fault that you're a weak nation filled with lickspittles bowing down before monsters, without the backbone to fight outside the shadows, is it?
You ceded territory rather than fighting for it. It's not the Andorrans' fault that you're a weak nation filled with lickspittles bowing down before monsters, without the backbone to fight outside the shadows, is it?Typical foul Chellaxian drivel. You cannot win in honest battle so you cowards lie, cheat and steal to gain what honest steal cannot win for you. Give my regards to your infernal masters when I send you to meet them. FREEDOM!!!Since when was battle fair? Last i knew your Andoran scum absonded with our rightful territory like theives in the night. it is by Divine Right that we reclaim our lands.
Just as your ideals of freedom are precieved notions fostered by Asmodeus and Zon-Kothune. Illusions that you are allowed to precieve so when the velvet glove conceling the steel fist of Cheliaxian might crushes Andoran for it's folly. All to add more pain and humility for your arrogance.
OOC: OMG this is going to be awesome. I can see the verbal fights at the tables now. I can even see filler events at cons where there is just RP interation. Now I need sleep I've been up for 18 hours now.
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I bolded your mistake in the quote above. We do not deal with those... scum that call the Abyss home. No, only the finest in extraplanar evil will do for the majesty that is Cheliax. We have fallen, true, but we shall rise once more. Cheliax shall triumph!
And once we do, all those traitorous bastards in Andoran who advocate such absurdities as "democracy" shall know true pain. Then they die, and our lords in the Nine Hells shall have new playtoys. All it's cost us is our souls, such a quibbling little price.
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Devils, Demons, Yuggoloths. Same difference. They're evil, smell like brimstone, and they're ugly (well, there was that one Ultroloth chick...). Anywho, doesn't matter what they are, I'm sure they prefer spiced sentient flesh :).