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I still can't believe it really is Richard "Skinsaw" Pett writing this...

I can't believe any other hooligan could write this.

They had me at:

"...don't look at my pussy!"

Take it! My Magic Missle!

O_o woof!

'Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this sun of Paizo.'

ahem, sorry I could not help myself

Sex sells.

And is fun.

An Alchemist and a Priest of Cayden Cailean ...

I smell 80's sitcom guys!!

Or that could just be the brew ...

"Give me ramming speed in the bedroom!"

Fixed that for you.

I thought it would be obvious ...

Pants of Empowered Flatulence

Verbal and Somatic component: 'Pull My Finger'

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Alas, it is as we have feared. Erik 'glass jaw' Mona must be getting soft.

I wouldn't say that. He killed Josh Frost's character. Twice.

But then again ... who hasn't?

;)

Paizo really needs to get a videogame going with the iconics so we can finally get a Girls of Pathfinder article in a gamer magazine or even Playboy.

+ infinity

My two coppers.

Aww, what the heck, everyone’s away, let’s go for broke.

Check out a preview of one of our villains here

Cruciata Navaar

Nice to see my ex is still modeling.

And she even got a little color on her face.

You stole my name and avatar, ya scallywag!

YAR !!

Ye be clearly been out to sea for too long dog !

Been sailing with this mast far longer than ye !!

Ask your grog smelling wench ! HAR HAR !!

YAR !!

Sneek peaks GALORE !

I've heard if you open with the line, "Hello I'm Sean K Reynolds" that it works wonders in the convention circuit.

Personally I find that if I quietly sit at the corner of bar and gently lick my eyebrows with my tounge, the ladies always seem interested.

Can't we just get along ?

'Ahem'

Let there be Peace with both our Great Houses.

I'm glad they didn't give this to the Logue -- my players just couldn't have handled that! ;P

I'm sure Pett will do honourable damage sir.

Get's the midget gimp out of the wicker box, excitedly places red ball in mouth while lacing up the leather knots, looks up ingredients for that special ruficolada he learned to make in the back streets of Mexico.

I'm fairly certain that 'gonzo' is a sub set and style of shooting porn as well.

Mmmmm ... porn.

**cough** target practice **cough**

(Goes back to hookers and blow)

Priorities my friend.

It's *blow* and then hookers.

I have nothing of value to add but wanted to be at the top of a new page.

Woot !

Either way, let's break out the scotch. And que the dancing girls.

Ah dear Ralik, he will be but one of the firsts, we have, after all, a considerable ammount of exqusite racks ...

The type of *rack* {wooden or bouncy} will be of course decided by the answer to the question ::

kiss or lash ?

porn star?

:: RUNS INTO ROOM ::

WHERE ???